Theatrical performances for children for the New Year. Small claws and weak wing
New Year's theatrical performance for children of senior preschool age. Scenario
Scenario for children 6-7 years old for the New Year “Magic Necklace”
Before the start of the holiday, children are greeted by life-size puppets, which invite all guests to visit various attractions and games. In the foyer, where the bright lights shimmer Christmas tree, music is playing.
Call signs sound. There are two guards standing near the door of the “palace”. After the fanfare, they use firecrackers to signal the arrival of the guests.
The guards announce: “Attention! Her Majesty the Snow Queen and Winter Beauty! Music is playing. Children (a dance group) come out of the open doors in festive costumes. holding burning sparklers in his hands. The children form a brightly glowing corridor, along which the Snow Queen and Winter solemnly and smoothly enter the center of the foyer towards the Christmas tree.
The Snow Queen.
Here we come! We know we've been waiting
You have us in this room today.
That's how it is with us,
What's in the New Year
They meet you
Heroes from various miracle fairy tales.
Winter.
I, Snow White Winter,
Today I congratulate you all.
I wish you a nice rest,
Laugh, sing and dance.
And I’ll throw some snow for you,
So that you can ski
So that the ringing skates sing,
Snowballs were flying merrily,
I will be with you all the time.
Happy holidays, friends!
The Snow Queen.
Along with the wind and blizzard
The heart sings a song.
Happiness, joy and fun
New Year brings us.
Winter.
Dear guests. Friendly
Take hands,
Join the round dance!
The holiday is bright and cheerful
He invites you to visit him.
The number is being performed. At the last words of the chorus, Father Frost and Snow Maiden appear from behind the scenes. They greet the audience.
Father Frost.
One day the day and hour come
(Everyone is waiting with hope for their arrival),
And the miracle happens again
And this miracle is New Year!
Snow Maiden.
And with him we appear to people.
In the sparkle of jokes and undertakings.
And on this day we will be guests
All of you: both adults and children.
Father Frost. For being so happy to meet you...
Snow Maiden. For the kindness of open eyes...
Father Frost. We would like to present you with an award...
Snow Maiden. Let's give you a holiday now!
After the dance (without announcement), Father Frost and Snegurochka appear on stage to the applause of the audience.
Father Frost.
Bright New Year's holiday
We meet every year.
Raise your hand, children,
Which one of you is waiting for gifts?
(Children in the audience raise their hands.)
Snow Maiden.
Petya and Marina are here,
And Alena and Irina.
What's in the bag this time
Grandfather, have you got something for them?
Father Frost.
I have a lot of gifts
They are very good.
After all, for all children and adults
I tried my best.
I haven’t forgotten about you, granddaughter. Come on. try it on. It will go just right with your outfit.
Santa Claus looks in his pockets, in his bag, in his bosom, but does not find a gift.
Father Frost. What is this? After all, here I had it! Dropped it, or what?
Snow Maiden. Don't be upset, grandpa, let's go have a look. Maybe we'll find it.
Father Frost and Snow Maiden leave the stage.
To the soundtrack, Basilio the Cat and Alice the Fox appear in front of the audience. They do their dance.
Cat(after the dance). Do you think we can perform this dance at the New Year's ball?
Fox. Don’t doubt it, Basilio, everything will be “oh, okay.” Bam-bang - spot on! But if we add this step (shows and falls), we will blow everyone away!
While falling, the Fox discovers a case with a necklace.
Fox. Wow, what a beauty, in general...
The fox is trying to hide the case.
The cat noticed that the Fox was hiding the case.
Cat. Well, show me what you found!
Fox. I will not show. What I found is mine! And you can’t look, otherwise you’ll really go blind.
Cat. Oh, you're red! You're being cunning again! I'll show you now!
A cat with a crutch is chasing the Fox.
Cat. Well, give it back!
The fox breaks out, climbs a tree and sings the song “Let’s leave everything as it is” from the repertoire of T. Ovsienko.
Cat. Don't make eyes at me, show me what you found.
The fox comes down from the tree.
Fox. Persuaded! Let's do it as always: if it comes up heads, then I take everything that is inside, and if it comes up tails, then you get what is outside.
They throw a coin.
Cat. Eagle! So, what's inside is mine!
"Fox. You, as always, are blind - it was tails!
He opens the case and takes the necklace for himself.
And he hands the cat the case.
Seeing the necklace
The cat was dumbfounded.
Cat. You fooled me again, redhead! It was an eagle, so the necklace is mine!
He rushes for the necklace, grabs it, the necklace falls apart.
Fox(whines). Well, Bazik, you are as always: neither for yourself nor for people!
The fox collects the necklace.
Cat. Yes, I’m not Bazik, but Basilio the Cat. Stop whining! Let me help you.
Helps.
Fox. I also found an assistant! You should have agreed to the case right away, and not brought the woman to tears. The case for your glasses will be useful for you, but the necklace is a woman’s jewelry, which means I should wear it!
Cat. I agree, I agree. Let's get it together quickly, otherwise we'll be late for the ball.
Music is playing. The cat Basilio and the Fox Alice, collecting the necklace, crawl backstage. Soroka is spying on them.
Magpie. Oh, and the unlucky ones! They are always quarreling, always fighting, always in a hurry:
And it even works for me. After them I always find something, for example, this earring, this ring... And now they probably left something behind! There's something sparkling over there!
Collects beads. A sound is heard from somewhere far away, at first quiet, barely audible, but growing, it turns into an eerie hiss mixed with the rumble of a diesel tractor engine and the whistle of an airplane. Baba Yaga runs out onto the stage, holding a broom in her hands, on the handle of which several lights are blinking. different colors. Baba Yaga stumbles over Soroka, falls, and the lights on her broom go out.
Baba Yaga. Feet-nuts, doughnuts are bent!
Swings a broom at Soroka.
Baba Yaga. I ruined the equipment again! Wow, the microcircuit flew or the fuse burned out. And it's all because of you, rattle. You are always on my way with your trinkets! Pay for the damaged part!
Magpie. How to pay? I have nothing!
Baba Yaga. What about this ring? I'll need it today!
Magpie. I need the ring myself!
Baba Yaga. Listen, rattle, what are you given the idea for? Think quickly, otherwise I'm late for the ball!
Magpie. Yes, I found something here. Come on, they're of no use to me! And they will come in handy for you on the farm!
He holds out the beads.
Baba Yaga. Okay, I convinced you! Come on, whatever you have, and fly out of here!
The magpie flies away.
Baba Yaga. It's always like this! Like any event, I am always late because of all sorts of things. Although... Why should I rush? Who will be there at the ball? Is it Santa Claus and Snow Maiden? And what's unusual about them? Grandfather is always dressed in a fur coat, he has radiculitis, but he works and does not retire. With him, the girl Snegurochka, however, lives without her parents, that’s the fashion! Ugh, I screwed something up again!
Yes, here’s Basilio the Cat and Alice the Fox!.. They live in a dense forest, in a large clearing, and always leave behind jars, rags, and bottles. And Lisa is so cunning, so smart (twists her finger at her temple), she has one drawback - she’s beautiful.
Well, who else will be there? Oh yes! I, Baba Yaga, am an elderly girl, single, and have been flying on a mortar for 300 years. I'm modest and don't like to talk a lot. There’s not even time to talk; we have to get ready for the ball.
Performing a song from T. Ovsienko’s repertoire “Oh, Morozov!”, Baba Yaga takes out her things from the mortar and tries them on. At the end of the song he flies away in a mortar. Father Frost and Snow Maiden appear on stage.
Snow Maiden. Don't be so upset, grandpa! We will find your gift. And now we need to continue the celebration. After all, the guys are expecting surprises and jokes from us, and the guests should arrive soon. Here's my first surprise.
The number is being performed.
Snow Maiden. And the second surprise is the game of Santa Claus.
Father Frost. Listen to me carefully, guys, and repeat all the movements after the Snow Maiden.
Music is playing.
Father Frost.
Today is a good day for us -
Everyone around is having fun.
They dance, clap their hands,
Well, we are not lagging behind!
In the following quatrains, the first two lines with the word “dance” and the last line are repeated, only the movements change:
- stomp their feet;
- blink their eyes;
- turn their head;
- pulling ears;
- they laugh merrily.
Music is playing. Enter Basilio the Cat and Alice the Fox.
Father Frost. And here are the first guests!
Snow Maiden. Nice to see you, Alice the Fox and Basilio the Cat!
Fox. Are we by any chance late for the New Year's ball?
Father Frost. No, our holiday is in full swing. And now is the time for you to show off in all your glory!
Cat. But of course!
The soundtracks of the songs “You are the most beautiful...” from the repertoire of F. Kirkorov and “I’m a village girl” from the repertoire of V. Tolkunova are played. Basilio the cat and Alice the Fox sing a duet.
Snow Maiden. Great, grandpa, isn't it?
Father Frost. Nothing to say! Well done, well done
Well done! Cat. Guys, do you want to play with me?
Children. Yes!
Cat. The game is called
"I wanted to have a ball."
I wanted to throw a ball
I'm visiting...
Oops, I forgot the last word!
Help, guests, tell me,
Yes, clap your hands,
Yes, stomp your feet,
Scream louder
Wake up those who are sleeping!
One, two, let's start!
Cat. I'm visiting...
Children. Called!
Cat. I bought flour
I bought cottage cheese,
Baked crumbly...
Children. Pie!
Cat. Pie, knives, plates here
But there are some guests...
Children. Do not go!
I waited as long as I could,
Then a piece...
Children. I took a bite!
Cat. Then he pulled up a chair and sat down
And the whole pie in a minute...
Children. Ate it.
When the guests arrived,
Even crumbs...
Children. Not found.
Fox. Your game is good, Bazik, but your action is disgusting. Eating the whole cake alone... I couldn't do that! It’s just my game, it’s just, charming! Shall we play, kids?
Children. Yes!
Fox. After each line, you only need to say the word “no” three times. There is no one smarter than the beast!
Children. No! No! No!
Fox. There is no braver beast than me!
Children. No! No! No!
Fox. There is no faster animal than me!
Children. No! No! No!
Fox. There is no more cunning beast than me!
Children. No! No! No!
Cat. Here I am, boasting! It's disgusting to listen to! Let's watch the guys' performance.
The number is being performed.
Here we are, singing and having fun...
And somewhere, scattering the snow,
Baba Yaga flies on a broomstick.
And, envious, he looks from there,
How much fun we have here.
Baba Yaga suddenly runs onto the stage, dragging a broom behind her.
Baba Yaga. But no! But no! Nothing like this! I have written permission attend the Christmas tree and provide all possible assistance. Great, Cat, why so angry? Looks healthy, but looks beaten up? What happened?
Go away, nasty, don't spoil my mood,
Better yet, show me the invitation!
Baba Yaga pulls out a piece of paper from the broom, shakes it in front of Cat Basilio’s nose, but doesn’t give it to his hands, jumps back, runs in a circle, showing the piece of paper to the children.
Father Frost. Come on, Baba Yaga! We believe you!
Baba Yaga. Do you believe it? Well, good! And I prepared a present for you, kids. Do you like animals?
Children. Yes!
Baba Yaga. I can not hear! Do you like it?
Children. Yes!
Baba Yaga. So now I’ll call you some animals! He brings his hands up to his mouth.
Snow Maiden. Wait, Baba Yaga, what kind of animals do you have? Big, small?
Baba Yaga. Eeyore! You ask! What kind of animals can I, an old woman, have? Wolves are biting, mice are bats, cats are scratchy!
Father Frost. Hey! The animals are just so scary. Are they fed?
Baba Yaga(angry). Are you laughing, or what? Where does the food come from in winter? No, there are some! Hungry, fierce.
He brings his hands to his mouth again.
Snow Maiden. No, no, Baba Yaga, don’t call your animal friends, otherwise they will offend the children - they will eat the children’s gifts and sweets!
Baba Yaga. It's a shame: I tried and tried, and suddenly - on you! My gift is bad!
Father Frost. Don't be offended! Let's come up with something else! Well, for example... guys love fairy tales. So tell them a story. You probably know a lot of them?
Baba Yaga. I won’t tell you for that!
Cat. Ah, witch! You are a witch!
Baba Yaga(To the cat). Be silent! Please don't insult me!
Baba Yaga(To Santa Claus). A woman doesn’t need much, well, a diamond ring, pendants with diamonds for the holiday, rings, brooches, rings and other trinkets on weekends, and flowers every day... Oh, and I started daydreaming!
Father Frost. Your dream is completely achievable.
Snow Maiden. Take it back from us
This New Year's festive bouquet!
They give a bouquet of flowers. Baba Yaga kisses Father Frost and, dancing, performs a song from A. Pugacheva’s repertoire “I kissed you.”
Fox(To the cat). You see, Bazik, that nasty Baba Yaga has outdone me again!
Cat. Why are you worried? You heard yourself that she dreams of jewelry. And you already have them.
The fox takes a necklace out of her purse, puts it on, preens herself, and looks in the mirror. Santa Claus froze when he saw the necklace. And then, having come to his senses, he turns to Lisa.
Father Frost. Where did you get this necklace from?
Fox. I walked and walked and found it on the road!
Cat. That's what it was.
He takes out and shows the case.
Father Frost(Fox and Cat). Well, let me see!
The fox takes off the necklace and hands it to Santa Claus.
Examining the necklace, Santa Claus discovers that two pendants are missing.
Father Frost(counting pendants). Where are the rest of the pendants?
Cat. Yes, we looked at it and accidentally tore it. Really, Alice?
Fox. And, apparently, not everything was collected.
Baba Yaga. Exactly, not all. You always leave something behind, but the ratchet flies around and picks up everything everywhere. So today she gave me something. Maybe this will do?
He holds out the pendants.
Father Frost. Indeed, this is what is needed. Now everything is all right. I found what I lost.
(Addressing the Snow Maiden.) This is my gift to you, granddaughter. I think you won't mind if I give it to her.
Presents a gift to the Snow Maiden.
Father Frost. And I give you this music, this song and the applause of the entire hall.
The number is being performed.
Father Frost. And I have also prepared a surprise for you - you and all the guys are invited to the Christmas tree by Winter, the Snow Queen and, of course, the Snow Maiden and I.
Music is playing. Father Frost and the Snow Maiden lead the children from the hall to the foyer to the New Year tree
Props:
1. Sparklers
2. Case with a necklace.
3. Coin.
4. Ring.
5. Dresses of Baba Yaga in a mortar.
6. Permission paper.
7. Bouquet of flowers.
Scenario of the New Year's theatrical performance.
Characters:
Presenter 1
Presenter 2
Baba Yaga
Goblin
Koschey
Little Red Riding Hood
Jack Sparrow
Father Frost
Santa Claus
Snow Maiden
Kiwi
A pineapple
Coca Cola
The music starts and the presenters come out.
Presenter1: We welcome everyone present!
Presenter2: - Those who came to this hall to have a great time...
1:
-Get a lot of positive emotions and recharge your energy for the whole next year...
2
: -To throw off all the worries and routine of the past year...
1
: -Relax and enjoy the company of friends...
2:
And most importantly: spend the Old Year and celebrate the New Year!!!
1:-
Imagine, this festive evening could be exactly the same as all the previous ones, but there is something special about it that makes it unique. Of course, we will be visited by the usual and expected fairy-tale characters, without whom the New Year celebration is unthinkable: Santa Claus and
Snow Maiden, but be prepared for fun surprises and unexpected turns of events! Do you know why?
2:
Well, more on that later, but for now let’s see how Baba Yaga, the goblin and Koschey are going to celebrate the New Year 2017.
Voice behind the scene . Lived in an old dense forest devilry. And then one day, after many years and centuries, they decided to meet and think about how to spend the New Year.
Baba Yaga, Leshy, and Koschey appear.
Baba Yaga: Oh, and boredom with you, old devils.
L: Look at yourself, old lady, all the animals have fled from your unearthly beauty.
TO : It’s boring, because we haven’t been among people for a long time.
L: Will you get out with you, have you looked at yourself in the lake for a long time? All dried up, terrible.
TO: This is an athletic build, a muscular me.
Baba Yaga: But I can return my beauty, I’ll put on makeup, put on makeup, and I’ll be as beautiful as in my youth.
TO: So are we going to celebrate the New Year?
L: Only without going out in public. I have an idea here. You can order a celebration at home; there is only one company that handles it and gives guarantees. I know the phone number. Reading newspaper.
Baba Yaga: (joyfully) Well, call, call quickly. There are only a few hours left until the new year. It also needs to be browned and lubricated.
L: Hello! Company “New Year for your money? “In general, we need a super mega party. Here the old people want to have fun with their blankets. That's it, I understand, we are waiting for your agent.
Jack Sparrow Appears
Jack Sparrow: Hello, brother, problems? Who wants to hang out here, otherwise they’re already moldy from
old age.
TO: How quickly you showed up here.
Jack Sparrow: Time is money. So will you book a party?
Baba Yaga: What can you, dear sir, offer us, preferably something modern?
L: Yes, we want to have fun.
Jack Sparrow: No question, old lady. I’ll take the minimum wage from you, I guess your pension is already not enough. Two chests of gold - and our company will provide for your every whim.
All: How much?!
Baba Yaga: Where did you copy the price tag from, my dear? Or do you see double?
Jack Sparrow: So, pensioners...you will order, or you will pay a penalty then.
They think and talk.
L: What kind of gold, where from, we don’t have any money anymore.
Jack Sparrow: Do you have property?
Baba Yaga: Yes, a personal vehicle (shows broom and mortar).
Jack Sparrow: It's me Confiscated. You'll have fun. Get it signed. (leaves)
The cheerful music “Amateur Number” sounds.
The evil one watches the performance and tries to dance or sing
TO: Well? Super mega party, it was a success. We had a great time! Just not enough!
Baba Yaga. We were also left without transport.
L. Forgive me, brothers, I got caught by some leftist company.
TO: Okay, let's start snotting now.
Music is playing Little Red Riding Hood runs by.
Baba Yaga: Oh, molecule, who are you and where are you from?
KS: I am Little Red Riding Hood, my grandmother baked them, I bring pies to the students for a treat, for the New Year tree.
TO: Do they let everyone in there?
KS: Certainly. Come with me, I'll show you. It's a great party there.
L : We’ve already had one party over. (music)
TO: And I'll be a bunny! (puts on ears)
BY : And I’m a snowflake, why did I put on makeup in vain? (puts on crown)
L : And I am your broom. (shows a broom)
Kr Sh: Let's go quickly, the holiday is starting!
Music sounds, they dance and leave
Amateur number
Ved.1. Hello everyone who came to this hall, and even those who were late for the holiday. We congratulate everyone, we invite everyone, let only laughter sound in this hall!
Ved2: New Year is knocking on the door,
On New Year's Day we believe in fairy tales.
Happy New Year with a beautiful fairy
Miracles come to the house.
Ved.1: We congratulate you on the New Year, we wish you all happiness. And success to you in your business, smiles on everyone’s lips.
Ved.2: Our New Year's program continues, so more jokes, more laughter is allowed here, everyone dance, have fun.
Ved. 1: Oh, I caught a snowflake, I need to make a wish.
Ved. 2: Which one? So that Santa Claus appears.
Ved. 1: IN New Year's Eve all wishes come true, so there will be Santa Claus for you. Only first will my wish come true, my soul asks for art!
Amateur number
SCENE 2
WITH different sides scenes, to the music, Father Frost and Santa Claus come out. They look at each other in surprise.
Santa Claus : I don’t understand, who is this?
What a strange coat.
Father Frost. What kind of strange dude is this?
Some strange cap...
I am Frost, or rather Grandfather,
I've been working for them for 100 years.
Santa Claus. And I'm Santa. Sorry, Klaus.
Well, in short, Santa Claus.
Father Frost (puts hand to ear).
Ass? I can not hear. Mickey Mouse?
The one, I heard, is a mouse with a tail,
And you, I see, are with a backpack.
Well, it's time for us to figure it out
Who should stay at the holiday?
I've been here for a long time, everyone knows me
The kids greet you joyfully
Hands are stretched out to me...
Yes, you haven’t seen my granddaughter!
What a braid, what a figurine...
There is no one more beautiful than my Snow Maiden.
Santa Claus.
I won’t argue: Russian ladies
It's not a shame to take you to Paris and Amsterdam.
But our American answer to you
Florida girl - baby Kat.
Father Frost (shouting). Snow Maiden! Snow Maiden!
Santa Claus (shouting). Kat! Kat! Kat!
Music sounds and the sad, plump Snow Maiden comes out.
Santa Claus.
Oh my God! The figure of your granddaughter
It looks like a cloud or cloud!
Father Frost (shakes his head sadly).
What a passage! You have disgraced the state!
Well watch out! You know - I'm quick to deal,
Now you won’t see the light from me,
From now on - only a strict diet.
Snow Maiden (crying).
It's all because of my big heart.
Santa Claus (aside).
Or maybe the stomach?
Snow Maiden.
Everyone asks to sit at the table, and there are steaks with peppers,
Salads, jellied meat and fish snacks,
For the road - a pie, tea with sugar for a bite.
And here is the result: all the weaknesses of nature
Excess weight affected my figure.
Music sounds to the rhythms of R"n"B
Long-legged blonde Kat appears on stage.
Father Frost.
Oh, fathers! What a senerita
And well tailored, and tightly sewn.
Snow Maiden (sarcastically).
Rather, it was redrawn and altered.
Santa Claus.
Well, grandpa, you seem to be on your way?
By the way, we forgot about the score.
I don't want to strike a pose
But your beat card: the score is 1:0
For my benefit, of course.
Santa Claus (coughed).
I felt like drinking something.
Santa Claus.
Grandpa, should I pour some cola?
I'll tell you without jokes,
That my sponsor is Coca-Cola,
As you know, the drink is invigorating,
The holiday taste is always real.
Father Frost.
Your cola is pure nitrate.
Fruits in nature are Fruit Garden juice!
Santa Claus.
Do you want to beat me, grandfather?
I urgently need to call a sponsor. (Calls.)
Cola! Cola!
The girl Kola comes out.
Santa Claus . Well, well, support me! Support!
(The Cola girl sings “Ha, always Coca-Cola” in a cold voice. She stutters and runs away.)
Father Frost (calls). Fruits! Fruits!
Pineapple enters, this is a young man in a rap outfit, he raps.
A pineapple.
Grandfather, you are just great with us,
Be cool, don't cough, step on the gas.
If anything, felt boots - in the basin,
Life is such a thing: we are we, she is us.
Enter Kiwi. He has a large cap on his head. Speaks with a strong Georgian accent.
Kiwi.
Salute, genatsvale!
I am Givi, Georgian,
There is a small store on the market.
Khinkali, shish kebab, chakhokhbili, satsivi...
Santa Claus . So what's your name?
Kiwi. In America? Kiwi!
Father Frost.
The sponsor did not let me down at all,
But I doubted it, old ass.
Your cola is pure kerosene,
Our score was even: one and one.
Santa Claus.
Yes, Givi is good - a funny guy, a joker!
Well, I’m announcing the decisive round.
Father Frost.
I offer you this project:
Let's test our intelligence.
(Takes a large book out of the bag.)
I've bookmarked a couple of things here.
In the favorite section - “In the world of mysteries”.
So, the first riddle.
He's busy all the time
He can't go in vain.
He goes and paints it white
Everything he sees along the way.
Santa Claus. Um. Painter?.
Father Frost: Nooooo not a painter. Here's a hint for you.
song "Snow-snow"»
Santa Claus: AAA of course snow! Give me the second riddle!
Santa Claus: The Second Riddle
I am without them - like you without hands,
The step in them is light and elastic,
Your feet feel like a furnace.
Got it, Santa, what are we talking about?
(Santa shrugs.)
Father Frost. Yeah! Well, so be it, I’ll give you a hint. (Humms the tune of the song “Valenki.”) Well, do you understand?
Santa Claus. Sneakers?
Father Frost . What sneakers? Felt boots! (Points to his feet in felt boots.)
Competition team of Santa Claus and Father Frost (relay race with felt boots)
Father Frost. Is Santa a friend? (Offers his hand to Santa Claus.)
Santa Claus. Yes, friend, Frost! (They shake hands.) We were joking.
Father Frost. Not seriously.
(together).
We have one purpose:
Fun, laughter and congratulations!
D.M. I'll go get the SNOW Maiden.
S.K. Well, let's go, Frost, my friend.
(Hugging each other, they leave to the music. Santa Claus forgets his bag)
Amateur number
Baba Yaga:
The goblin, Koschey and Baba Yaga come out to the music.
Baba Yaga: Yeah, that's what I understand - it's a party!!! And most importantly, I was the most beautiful and elegant here.
Koschey: Oh old, I made you laugh...I am the standard of beauty and style here! And my costume will be more original.
B Me: no I!!!
K: No I!!!
While they are arguing, the goblin has discovered Santa Claus's bag and clumsily tries to hide it in his bosom.
Music like in a detective story
B I: so so, and what are we doing here.
Goblin: N-nothing. I admire how beautiful you are.
TO: Don't talk to us about it, there's almost none left, let's find out what you're hiding.
The goblin, pushing the bag away with his foot, spins around and shows his empty hands.
Baba Yaga: Koschey Zachik, look, he decided to grab the bag of gifts!
Koschey: hmm... and we also considered you a friend...
Goblin: I didn’t squeeze anything, but saved it to share with everyone. You are not the only ones here who are beautiful and elegant. And these prizes are not for you!
Byaba Yaga: If not for us, but for whom?
Goblin: And you, old snowflake, wipe your eyes and look around at how many people there are, for anyone who loves you will find someone more beautiful than you.
Koschey: And now we’ll see.
Costume competition.
Santa Claus appears
Father Frost: Oh, I’m tired of waiting for my granddaughter to preen herself, I decided to start without her for now. Oh, here's my bag, thanks for looking! I thought I was completely lost.How beautiful you all are!
The evil spirits give him the bag, Santa Claus distributes prizes to the competition participants.
The Snow Maiden and Santa Claus appear
Snow Maiden: Hello, friends!
Father Frost: Granddaughter, is that you! How prettier she has become!
Snow Maiden: I'm a grandfather! And a little makeup and the right outfit.
Santa Claus: Yes, my friend, I take my words back, your granddaughter is just complete garbage.
Baba Yaga is upset. And hides behind the Christmas tree.
Baba Yaga: Ah, look how beautiful she is
Her look and outfit are beautiful.
Always nice and fair
Besides, I'm not stupid at all
And she has no enemy...
After all, her name is Snegurochka
Who am I, I am Baba Yaga!
Goblin: Come on, don't be sour, you're the best among us.
Koschey: Yeah. Grandfather, it may not be a great snowflake, but it is still a lighter.
Baba Yaga: Well, yes. I can do this.
Father Frost: I don’t believe in empty words, show me the deed!
Baba Yaga calls all the concert participants and spectators and organizes a dance flash mob
Father Frost: Well, Yaga, I didn’t expect it! Even I haven't had this much fun in a long time!
But every meeting has an ending.
Santa Claus.
And now it's time for us to say goodbye,
But the year will pass and a new holiday will come
The cheerful one will come into our house again.
Snow Maiden.
Dear friends! Thank you for being with us all this time. Happy New Year. Mira,
hopes, great ideas and great paths.
Hours go by, days pass -
This is the law of nature.
We hasten to congratulate you, friends,
Now we are happy New Year.
Evil spirits, one of you may also turn to our guests, say something, wish.
Baba Yaga.
Kesha, you are the smartest among us. You fly around the world, you know everything. Speak. Just don't hit me in the face
dirt.
Snow Maiden.
Not face in the dirt, but face in the dirt.
Baba Yaga.
Don't teach a scientist.
Koschey (addressing the audience).
Dear comrades! Friends! Ladies and Gentlemen! Ladies and gentlemen! Workers and collective farmers! Sirs,
senoritas and signorinas! Boys and girls! Workers of fields and farms! Soldiers, sailors and petty officers!
Mothers and sisters! Writers and filmmakers! Athletes of the world! Pensioners and schoolchildren! Citizens
my darlings! I have nothing to tell you!
Father Frost.
Well, what kind of disgrace is this? I will never let you go to a party again.
Baba Yaga.
We won’t even ask, we’ll come ourselves.
Father Frost. No, well, you can’t normally wish people a Happy New Year.
Devilry.
OK. POS-DRAW-LA-EAT!
Snow Maiden.
Another thing.
Santa Claus.
I look at you and rejoice. You know how to have fun. And your evil spirits are wonderful. Not that
ours: vampires and Halloween.
Father Frost.
Yes, we know how to have fun, so come to us more often - and we’ll teach you
.
All concert participants take the stage
Presenter1 .There are only a few minutes left until the New Year begins.
Ved. 2 There are many wonderful holidays,
Each one comes in its own turn.
But the best holiday in the world
The best holiday -
All . NEW YEAR!
Chiming clock.
All. 5,4,3.2,1. Happy new year to you, friends!
Father Frost . He comes along the snowy road,
Round dance of snowflakes.
Mysterious and strict beauty
New Year fills the heart!
Ved. 1 He gives us faith in a good chance,
On the first day and a new turn,
Helps you become better
Happy New Year to everyone in the world!
Snow Maiden. We wouldn't like to part
It's a good evening here.
Father Frost . But time must be reckoned with,
Goodbye, friends,
ALL: SEE YOU AGAIN!
Closing song
New Year's performance for young people.
Characters: Father Frost, Snow Maiden (first she is played by a man, then by a beautiful girl), Baba Yaga, Psychics, Holmes, Watson, Woland de Mort, Plastic surgeon, intern Levin, Half-educated magician, Gypsy, Gypsy, Tortila, Malvina.
The soundtrack sounds, Santa Claus comes out with a staff, puts it next to the bed and goes to bed.
Voice of Baba Yaga. Look for what they want: Give them New Year! Frost with the Snow Maiden! Jumping firecrackers! This should not happen! Not to happen! I'll put a spell on a girl - and that's it, the end of the world! Chufyrly-fufyrly! Cookie-mookie! Omnam style! I'm so excited! Because it's New Year! Did it work?.. Normal!
Santa Claus wakes up.
Father Frost. Listen, Snow Maiden! I had a wonderful dream - they bewitched you. Bring some hot tea. I'm kind of cold.
The enchanted Snow Maiden comes out.
Snow Maiden. Good morning, grandfather!
Father Frost. Honest mother! Have you looked in the mirror today? Where will I go with you like this? What the hell are you now, Snow Maiden? Pure gym teacher! Oh woe is me, woe! Do not come to me!
They sing to the tune of “The Song of the King and the Princess” from the film “The Bremen Town Musicians”.
Snow Maiden. Or didn't you recognize me? I am the Snow Maiden.
The arms and legs are all mine, and the little figurine!
The New Year is ahead of us!
Father Frost. Give me your tea and go away!
The Snow Maiden serves Santa Claus tea and looks at herself in the mirror tray.
My state is hysterical!
Boil me a diet egg.
And I have no idea what to do.
Snow Maiden. I'm leaving for the egg!
Father Frost. I can’t imagine what to do?.. Shouldn’t we call a “Battle of Psychics” here? Let the offender be found!
Psychic girls enter.
Who are you?
Together. Extra-class psychics!
Father Frost. You will live long.
First. We know!
Father Frost. Well, yes, you are also... paranormal. Tell me, who offended the Snow Maiden?
Second (sings to the tune of the song “I Smoke”). If you knew how sorry we are,
You'd lose your appetite
If only I hadn't ordered an egg,
You should know what it says.
It doesn't matter what you said
After all, it’s not important what, but how.
I heard you, I understood
And you are far from a fool.
During the chorus, Santa Claus dances around his staff.
First. I clearly see: a man with a pipe.
Second. No, the pipe is small. Most likely a tube.
First. And a violin!
Father Frost. Why are you telling me riddles here!
Second. Sherlock Holmes!
Father Frost. How could he!
Second. Sherlock Holmes will help you!
First. And handsome Watson!
Father Frost. What are you doing then?
Second. We have no time to deal with fairy tales.
First. We have real things to do. Let's go.
Father Frost. Come on, goodbye!.. Realists!
Sherlock Holmes and Watson enter, and the Snow Maiden appears on the other side with an egg.
You, gentlemen, arrived quickly from Baker Street. There were no traffic jams?
Holmes. Yes, we are on a starship.
Father Frost (points to the backstage). What kind of bullshit is this?
Watson. And this is the latest modification of the drone aircraft.
Snow Maiden. Dear Holmes, Comrade Watson! Help me, girl! Bewitched, demons!
Holmes sings the song “I am a brilliant detective”, Watson sings along “Oh, yes!”
Holmes. Deduction is a terrible power!
Father Frost. Help out, killer whales! Find your adversary!
Holmes. Don't hesitate, chap, this isn't the first time.
Watson (to Holmes). You, my friend, quickly picked up the folklore language!
Snow Maiden. Folklore is not a runny nose, and it’s not a sin to catch it, doctor!
Watson. Well, who do you think is to blame?
Holmes. To put it simply modern language, then Woland de Mort is to blame for everything.
Snow Maiden. Oh, I'm afraid, I'm afraid!
The soundtrack plays and Woland de Mort appears.
Woland de Mort. Yes, I'm scary, I'm terrible! Yes, I'm ugly, like Whoopi Goldberg! Yes, I am evil incarnate! But who came up with the idea that Woland de Mort is to blame for everything? TNT? So I don't watch it at all. Only "Ex-Wives Club"!
Snow Maiden. Do you remember issue 35? Such a terrible one comes and asks...
Watson. Dear! Why did he bewitch the girl? Bring back the image! The guys are worried!
Snow Maiden. Sir Babayka! Of course, you don’t care, but normal people have their winter holidays ruined!
Woland de Mort. Believe it or not, guys, I haven’t read about Santa Claus, I’m seeing the Snow Maiden for the first time. And I can’t swear on anything - I don’t believe in anything.
Holmes. What should we do with you?
Woland de Mort (imitating Galustyan). Understand, forgive.
Snow Maiden. He's also a liar! He's watching Our Russia!
Woland de Mort. Well, it was a sin. Once. I repent.
Holmes. Okay, guy, free.
Woland de Mort leaves.
Watson. Or maybe the Snow Maiden was not bewitched at all, and these are all the consequences of unsuccessful plastic surgery?
Snow Maiden. What are you saying?!
Holmes. Who will admit this?
Watson. We urgently need to see plastic surgeons! Didn't they give Snow Maiden a ride?
The soundtrack of the song “They say we are baki-buki” sounds, a plastic surgeon (girl) and intern Levin enter.
Plastic surgeon (sings). They say we are byaki-buki,
Our clinic sucks.
Give me a scalpel, please:
The world will be saved by beauty.
Botox, gel! Our goal -
Not a wrinkle on my face.
There would be something and why, Watson!
Only moneybags come to us,
But the Snow Maiden has no money,
Grandfather does not have this amount -
Rhetorical answer.
Santa Claus didn't drive
Reduce the Snow Maiden's nose,
So we have nothing to do with it, Watson!
Holmes. Who is this next to you, madam?
Surgeon. This? Didn't they really find out? This is intern Levin!
Levin. I'm not a doctor, I'm just learning! Let us go, please! They brought us a new drug today - we will taste it. And the Snow Maiden is not the topic of a dissertation at all!
Surgeon. Gentlemen! Our clinic will get rid of wrinkles forever for a couple of hundred pounds. And to you, Watson, I also guarantee free home delivery if anything happens...
Holmes (after a long thought). She calls him Victor!
Snow Maiden. Whom?
Holmes. Your boyfriend.
Watson. This is where you are wrong, Holmes. It’s just that the last two letters of the name of the clinic “Victoria” fell off.
Snow Maiden. Yes, you are a magician, Watson!
Watson. Rather, I am a half-educated magician.
Holmes. That's right, Watson. We need a half-educated magician! Let's go among the people!
Snow Maiden. Stop, guys! I won't go among the people! In this form? They'll laugh at me!
Holmes. Then smoke.
Snow Maiden. Smoking is harmful to health! I will download the delta! (Begins to pump the muscle.)
Holmes and Watson find a half-educated Magician in the hall with a toy dog.
Holmes. Kolys, boy, is it your doing? It’s better to be sincere right away, and we’ll issue a confession!
Watson (admiringly). Well, Holmes, come on!
A half-educated magician. Don't hurt me, gentlemen! I'll tell you everything myself! Do you see this dog? This is my dog! She was alive until I decided to make her a human friend. But, as always, it turned out like hell. Imagine now what would happen to the Snow Maiden?
Watson. Elephant or goat?
A half-educated magician. What am I talking about? Your Snow Maiden is not my handwriting. Let go, guys!
Watson. Go, boy, go!
The half-educated magician leaves, talking to the dog.
Holmes. Pathetic, insignificant person!
Watson. Evening is approaching, but there is still no rest! Shouldn't we go to the gypsies?
Snow Maiden. Go without me. I am not tired!
Holmes and Watson go in one direction, the Snow Maiden - in the other. The gypsies appear.
Gypsy. What it is? What is this, I ask?! Look at this old horse thief! They asked you to steal a gelding, but what did you do? It's not even an old nag. Where did you find her? At the cemetery? Did you dig it out of the ground?
Gypsy (sings to the tune of the song “Ay”). I would like to drive a Volga for you,
May you drive it like Schumacher.
Only the Volga doesn’t last long,
And you yourself will say that I made a mistake.
I could sell Okushka,
At worst, I would steal a Logan,
But remember, if you're not a loser:
Gypsies drive “kopecks”, and that’s all!
Enter Holmes and Watson
Gypsy. What did you come for? “Kopeyka” is ours! Lost documents!
Holmes. Dear romale! Confess, which of you cursed the Snow Maiden?
Both. It's not us!
Gypsy. This makes us neither cold nor, even more so, hot. We love the Snow Maiden dearly!
Gypsy. You know, as a last resort, I would steal Moroz’s horses, according to the old gypsy custom. The Snow Maiden is none of our business!
Gypsy. Let me tell you fortune, killer whale. Gild the handle, you yacht! (Sings the song “Fashion Changes Every Day.”) Go to the pond, romale, there you will find Tortila the turtle. Malvina still lives with her.
Watson. From gypsies to girls? Logical!
Holmes. Give up these oligarchic ways, Watson! You are not Prokhorov, and this is not Courchevel!
Gypsies, Holmes and Watson leave. Malvina brings Turtle Tortila and makes her sit down.
Malvina. Did I think that someday the theater would fall apart, the golden key would be transferred offshore, the troupe would move to La Dolce Vita, and I myself would find myself without a corner, without a roof, and my hair would turn black from grief?
Tortilla. Don't worry, baby! It’s not your fault that the current generation surfs the Internet, watching only the Simpsons and “Dom-2”. People stopped reading books and going to the theater. Other times, other times are right!
Holmes and Watson come out.
Holmes and Watson. Hello!
Tortilla. Hello! Are you looking for who bewitched the Snow Maiden? You are foreigners and don’t know that in Russia, no matter what happens, Baba Yaga is to blame. Look for her!
Malvina. Once upon a time there was an artist in our theater who played Babu Yaga. I got used to the character so much that even after retiring, I didn’t want to change anything. Here is his address.
Holmes and Watson. Senk yu veri mach! (They leave.)
Tortilla. Did I hear correctly: they said “Senka, take the ball”?
Malvina. They are overjoyed, grandma, that they will soon earn money for a business lunch. It's time for us to wash our hands. (They leave.)
Baba Yaga runs out from behind the scenes, followed by Holmes with a whistle and Watson. Baba Yaga runs backstage, and the detectives stop.
Holmes. Stop! I will shoot!
Watson. And yet you are lying, Holmes! What to shoot with? You don't even have a gun.
Holmes. And here it is! Water! Left over from last New Year!
Baba Yaga runs out at them and hits Holmes on the shoulder.
Stand!
Baba Yaga. I need a lawyer!
Watson. Wow, you fabulous creature, and there you go!
Holmes. Answer, citizen!
Baba Yaga. I won't say anything!
Watson. Don't break down, grandma! If we hand him over to the police, the fairy tale will end.
Baba Yaga. What do you need?
Holmes. Remove the damage, return the Snow Maiden to her original appearance!
Baba Yaga. And what I get for this?
Watson. Nobel Prize peace will probably be given.
Baba Yaga. Will it be enough for a new stupa?
Holmes. And for a mortar, and for a broom, and for rhinoplasty!
Baba Yaga. Oh yes!
Father Frost (appearing). Hey hey! Well, did you catch the fever?!
Holmes. Take the goods, merchant!
Father Frost. Confess, old hag, why did you bewitch the Snow Maiden?
Baba Yaga. Why don’t you take me with you to New Year’s?
Father Frost. If that’s the only problem, then there’s no point! You must be able to negotiate, Yagusya! Let's break the Snow Maiden's spell back!
Baba Yaga. Okay, just turn away, otherwise I’m a shy girl. Eh!.. Cookie-mookie, omnam-style! Chufyrly-fufyrly! Break your spell, snow child!
The Snow Maiden comes out - a beautiful girl - with a song. By the end of the song the tree lights up.
Snow Maiden. Grandfather! Look! What miracles! The Christmas tree itself lit up from my song!
Father Frost. These are not miracles, granddaughter! This New Year is coming!
Final New Year's song.
Happy New Year! With new happiness!
Snow Maiden
Grandfather and grandmother are sitting on a bench, singing “Dear Th,” and suffering
Grandma: Dear, dear, he leaned on his shoulder...
Grandfather: I’m sweet, no matter what, I fell deeply in love
Grandfather: They’ve grown old, gray, and their whiskey has already thinned out.
Grandma: Do you remember, grandfather?
About 50 years ago, when we rocked with you,
The stars were just eclipsed! (dancing)
Grandfather: Yes, there was a time
Grandma: We lived happily, you can’t say anything. One problem - you and I have neither a daughter nor a son... (roars)
Grandfather: Don’t cry, honey, now we’ll make a daughter out of snow! Snow Maiden! And the New Year is just around the corner. There will be joy...
Grandma (joyfully): Let's try.
They sculpt the Snow Maiden to the song “If you suffer for a long time, something will work out.”
Together: Oh, it seems like it worked!
Fairytale phonogram (Cinderella's Song)
The Snow Maiden sings: The body is made of snow,
Heart and soul made of ice.
But by the will of the power of heaven
I came down from heaven here.
I want to know earthly life,
How people live and what they do,
I want to know a different life
I wanted change.
Snow Maiden: Or a light fluff,
Silver snowflake,
appeared before you
And she was reborn from the snow.
Grandfather: Hello, Snow Maiden!
Grandma: Hello, daughter!
Snow Maiden (bows). Hello! Bow to you!
Grandma: Well, come into the house, daughter, Be the mistress!
Koschey's lair, rock sounds, Koschey sits with headphones on, shaking his head to the beat of the music. Baba Yaga appears.
B.Ya.: Hey, Koschey, bag of bones!
Haven't you heard the news?
Everyone says magpies are chattering!
At my grandfather and grandmother's place at the edge of the forest
The girl - the bride - cannot be said in a fairy tale, nor described with a pen!
Koschey (calmly, continues to listen to his rock): So what?
B.Ya.: Oh, have I gone completely crazy?
You've almost completely decayed!
But New Year is coming soon!
Your power will leave if you, you old fool,
You won't get married any minute now!
Koschey, jumping up and throwing off his headphones: Number! What date is today? Tomorrow is New Year!? Everything is gone! Plan, plan, plan... Do you have a plan?
B.Ya: Do I have a plan!? I have everything! Get your act together!
If you want, dress up!
Gold, silver - in the chest,
Pearls and gems.
Grandma will fall for this!!!
Don't drink water off a girl's face,
She loves to live with you!
They rejoice, dance,
B.Ya.: You, darling, just be silent.
Let's find diamond keys for that heart!
They run away to rock music.
Old people's house. Music "Women's Happiness". The Snow Maiden cleans, sweeps, puts everything in its place.
The Snow Maiden sings along: woman's happiness, if only a cute one were nearby...
Well, nothing else is needed! Woman's happiness.
Strange song...
Do not need anything else,
If the darling is nearby...
Every day it becomes more interesting...
Music "Everything I have in life." Lel appears and sings the chorus of the song, addressing the Snow Maiden.
Lel, admiring the Snow Maiden: What a wonderful miracle? What a marvelous thing? Where were you before, beloved beauty? Why didn’t I sing my songs to you before?
Snow Maiden: I lived far, far away with Grandfather Frost and Mother Spring...
Lel continues the song “Everything I have in life”
The grandmother overhears, then runs out and shouts: Look, what have you thought of! No way, you want to get married! (covering the Snow Maiden with her breasts) Well, noooo. I won’t give such a beauty away for free!
Lel sadly: But what can I give besides songs and warmth of my heart?
Grandma: So, go away as quickly as possible, if the wind is whistling in your pocket! We don't need poor suitors! (shoos Lelya away)
Rock music sounds, Koschey and B.Ya appear. with a chest of wealth.
B.Ya.: Hello, owners! We were passing by and decided to take a look!
Grandma: Heavenly powers! Why are you scaring people?
B.Ya.: You have goods (pointing to the Snow Maiden), we have a merchant (pointing to Koshchei)! Don't look that he's not great!
But his wealth is enough for three whole kingdoms! (opens the chest and shows everyone)
He will shower the bride with gold,
And it won’t offend you either.
The grandmother rushes to the chest, hangs jewelry on herself, puts rings on her fingers, and admires:Oh, what a beauty! Oh, what a wealth! This is where we need to start!
Grandfather: Grandma, what are you doing?
Where are you looking, old man?
After all, the groom is really bad,
As if I didn’t die at the wedding!
And it’s all the same for him!
I have never seen anything nastier in my 70 years!
I firmly say: “NO” (stomps his foot)!
Money can not buy happiness!
Grandma: Yeah, and in their quantity! We can’t drink water from her face, but we will live in wealth!!! Come in, dear, long-awaited guests. And you, Snow Maiden, go dress up, dress up...
(leave)
Snow Maiden: Even the icy heart shuddered,
What should I do, how can I survive this?
Should I really marry Koshchei?
An old and decrepit villain?
Lel, cheerful Lel was to my liking...
What to do? Mother Spring! Spring!
Please help me!
Music “Like life without spring”, Spring is coming out
Vesna: What happened, daughter?
Snow Maiden: They want to marry me to Koshchei!
Spring: This won't happen! That’s not why I cherished you, I protected your beauty. That’s not why Santa Claus decorated the forest and built snow mansions!
Snow Maiden: But I still want to love and be loved, as happens with people on earth.
Spring: Oh, my baby. Do you know what earthly love is? Just as the sun melts the snow, so love will melt your heart, and then you.
Snow Maiden: But I will learn the secret of love...
Vesna: Well, your choice is your destiny, to have it your way!
Spring takes off the wreath and puts it on the Snow Maiden’s head. The song “Like life without spring” sounds. Lel appears. The Snow Maiden and Lel are spinning, holding hands. (dancing?)
There is a noise, B.Ya. and Koschey, arguing with each other, go on stage.
Koschey: Oh, you scoundrel! You only care about your commissions!
Where is the promised bride who is supposed to rejuvenate me? Ah, here she is... Look how it glows! What's wrong with her?
B.Ya.: Of course, it shines from your diamonds!
Koschey sadly: Eh, Yaga, it is she who glows from LOVE, and not from diamonds...
B.Ya.: Yes. She will melt from love, and we will scratch and scratch that water into a bucket and into your lair. And there with the witchcraft saying...
It sounds like a blizzard. DM appears.
D.M.: Well, no! I won't let trouble happen! I won't let my granddaughter melt. I have an unused cherished desire in stock (says a spell) So be you, Snow Maiden, happy, live with your Lel amicably and peacefully all your life! And may you have many children.
B.Ya. and Koschey: No! No!
DM: Oh, a competitor with a matchmaker? We're late. It is done. Now you will have to pay attention to each other.
BYA looks at Koshchei in surprise: Well, I don’t know?!... Well, mmm...
Koshey: Come on... I have a good dowry, and the New Year is just around the corner. And I, Yagushechka, always liked you. (opens his arms) So, marry me, honey, okay? And we wish the Snow Maiden all the best.
The music is fabulous. Baba Yaga begins to transform from such words, takes off her nose, takes off her rags. Koschey takes off his helmet and looks cheerful and good-natured.
Spring: All's well that ends well!
DM Happy New Year, friends!
In chorus: With new happiness!
Song:
I would like to live richly, so that with a hut and near a hut,
But I am my daughter’s mother and I wish her happiness.
But you can’t order your heart,
You can't punish yourself
You cannot deny yourself love power, love power.
Chorus: And in old legends and in songs they sing,
Seek not a dowry, but your share,
If you want, anyone will give you gifts,
But even at the fair you can’t buy love!
All my life I wasted away over gold, and old age came and gasped,
There is plenty of wealth, but no warmth, love and affection.
Deceit brought me closer to you, but did not bring me happiness,
Now we will live with you, Koscheyushka, like in a fairy tale.
Municipal budgetary educational institution additional education children
"Palace of Children's Youth Creativity"
SCRIPT FOR NEW YEAR'S THEATER PERFORMANCE
N.I. Shatova – leisure methodologist
2011
30 minutes before the start, New Year's songs are broadcast in the auditorium and lower lobby
The curtain is closed
FNG: Fairytale music + background on GZK
Play of light, screen flickering
GZK: Hello children, hello adults. ... Weren't you taught to say hello when you meet? Come on, one more time. Hello, dear friends! (answer) Well, that’s better. It’s so good that you came to see me today. You guys recognize me, right? And you, adults, I hope, remembered me?... It's me, Fairy Tale. Can't you see me? Here I am, standing right in front of you! This is how it always happens... As soon as a child grows up a little, he immediately stops believing in me, and I become invisible to him. And there’s nothing to say about adults! It's good that there is a magical New Year's time. At this time, people change, become younger in soul and heart, and can at least hear me.
Video broadcast
FNG: song Fairy Tales
A fairy tale still lives on in the world
And where - no one knows
For a fairy tale a little bit on the planet
Free space left
Believe and you will find yourself right away
In a mysterious fairy world
Do you think a fairy tale lives beyond the seas?
Do you think a fairy tale lives just beyond the mountains?
Do you think a fairy tale lives behind the forests?
(clears throat) Something drew me to the lyrics. That's not what you came here for. And to relax, to have fun.
Make yourself comfortable. Now I will show you all my inhabitants in all their glory, and you watch, and remember that I am the best lesson for a good fellow.
THE CURTAIN OPENS
Scene – Winter forest
FNG: Background for Baba Yaga's entrance.
(Baba Yaga comes out. Behind her is a mortar with junk, like a backpack)
B.Y:(looking around) So, I was before everyone else, am I late? Where's the line? Why don't I see? (looks into the hall) Oooh!... Who's last?... Nobody?... And who's first?... Well, who was the first to come here?... Wow, how many firsts were immediately revealed! (in case no one raises their hand: What do you mean there are no firsts? You came before me!) Okay, I’ll be second, second is also good. In our fabulous life, what is most important? Get in line on time. There is not enough for everyone. And they certainly won’t take everyone into a bright future. They'll take me. I'm second. Only there are a lot of first ones. (to the audience) And you, All are you going there? On New Year's Day? Maybe someone will stay? A?
(Laughter, conversations, girlish chirping are heard, Ivan Tsarevich appears. Beauties are holding him on both sides of the arm: Elena the Beautiful and Cinderella, laughing, joking, having a casual conversation. They notice Baba Yaga, fall silent)
Ivan Tsarevich: Bah! What people!
B.Y: For some it’s “Bah!”, for some Babulechka is Yagulechka, and for some I’ll ask for the priest, Varvara Egorovna, and for you!
Elena the beautiful:(tries to hug B.Ya.) Hello, our dear Varvara Egorovna!
B.Y: You will follow me, Elena, even though you are Beautiful (to Cinderella) Whose will you be?
Cinderella:(curtseying) Bonjour!
B.Y: FAQ?
Ivan Tsarevich: It's in French, you won't understand.
B.Y: That's what I smell, it smells like non-Russian perfume!
Cinderella: This is Chanel.
B.Y: Whether you wear an overcoat or a sweatshirt - it's your business! The main thing is, don’t break the line!
Ivan Tsarevich: Why did you, Varvara Egorovna, attack poor Cinderella, an orphan, she, by the way, is a foreigner, in Russia for the first time, what impression will she get? Here we are not far from an international conflict!
B.Y: I have nothing to do with international conflicts; let the princes have a headache about that. I’m second, the rest doesn’t concern me, and don’t get ahead of your dad.
Cinderella: (surprised) Kes ke se? Old Man? Madame - Old Man?
B.Y: It's in Russian, you won't understand!
Elena the beautiful: Stop quarreling! What a day it is today! Santa Claus will come to us!
(General revival)
ALL: He will come! He will come! Santa Claus on a sleigh! No skiing! In the carriage! In a chariot! Do you hear?
FNG: on the stove with snoring
(A stove comes onto the stage. Someone is sleeping on it under a sheepskin coat, only the bast shoes are sticking out, snoring can be heard)
Elena the beautiful: Here's your chariot!
SNORE
Ivan Tsarevich: Yes, Grandfather is tired!
Elena the beautiful: I think we need to wake him up. Let's all go together!
ALL: Santa Claus!
(Emelya wakes up and sits on the stove)
ALL: Emelya?!
Emelya: A? What? Am I already in the New Year?
B.Y: Run away! You'll be the last!
Emelya: Ah-ah-ah! ... Well then you can sleep some more (gets under the sheepskin coat)
Emelya:(jumps) A! What!
Ivan Tsarevich: Madam Fairy Tale? Are you here?
B.Y: Yes! We are all under her watchful eye and constant care.
Elena the beautiful:(looking slyly at B.Ya.) Yes Yes! Otherwise, you never know who will be up to something bad.
B.Y: And whoever remembers the old things will get out of his sundress and into frog skin again!
Cinderella: But when my mother and sisters offended me, the fairy tale never stood up for me.
Elena the beautiful: But afterwards she gave me happiness!
Ivan Tsarevich: Girls, girls, you know that a fairy tale generally does not interfere in the personal lives of its heroes, and if it changes the course of events, it is only in exceptional cases.
ZTM, GAME OF LIGHT
FNG: Voice of the Fairy Tale: For example, like now, you are babbling here. Look, you'll miss Santa Claus' New Year's address. Why did I install a fabulous TV of the latest model in the forest for you? Turn it on soon!
ALL: Turn it on, go! What are you worth? Give me the remote! Give me the remote! Remote controller remote control Where?
B.Y:(rolling out a snowball from behind the scenes) Here it is, our remote control! Come on, guys, help us, turn on that TV, keeping your distance, i.e. without leaving your place (explains the rules).
FNG: for a simulated game
(Ivan Tsarevich assists B.Ya., on the 3rd hit the LIGHTS GO OUT)
VIEW PROJECTION: on the screen there is Santa Claus against the background of the main Christmas tree.
FNG: New Year's fanfare + speech by D.M.
Hello, dear friends! Very soon, the year 2011 will go down in history as the chimes strike. Seeing off old year, we remember the brightest and happiest moments and believe that the next year will be good and successful for each of us. Everyone has long known that in order for dreams to come true and wishes to be fulfilled, it is important to do only good deeds. This is what I wish for you with all my heart! Let's take only the good things into a bright future, and let everything bad remain in the past. We will meet you at the main Christmas tree on the border of the old and new years. As soon as it lights up, the path to 2012 is open. Welcome to the New Year!
SCREEN GOES OUT
B.Y: Did you hear? Did everyone hear what Santa Claus said? We take, he says, only the good ones, and leave the bad ones. So, pay off the good and the bad! The good ones raised their hand (characters on stage raise their hands) And now - bad! For some reason I don't see your hands (improvisation according to the situation)
Emelya:(sitting down on the stove) You, Varvara Egorovna, are the bad one.
B.Y: I?! Bad?! And why is that?
Emelya: Well, firstly, because you make noise, you disturb my sleep.
Ivan Tsarevich: And secondly, aren’t you, Varvara Egorovna, a fairy-tale character?
B.Y: Fairy.
Ivan Tsarevich: Right. Negative character?
B.Y: Negative. There's no point in denying.
Emelya: Here you go! And negative ones are bad, and positive ones are good!
B.Y: Have you heard? A positive one has emerged! They put it on the stove, and it was positive. Or Ivan Tsarevich - an autocratic tyrant, an oppressor of the working people, but a positive one. And Gorynych, my friend with three heads - he’s so smart and so bad. And Varvara Egorovna - heat the bathhouse, feed her on the way, how to go there - I don’t know where, tell me, but she’s still bad.
Cinderella: There's nothing to be done, madam, c'est la vie!
Elena the beautiful: That's French, that's life!
Ivan Tsarevich: And in our fairy-tale life, good always triumphs over evil. Behind me, friends, Santa Claus is waiting for us at the border. (the positive ones are going to leave)
B.Y: I wonder, when a positive character commits a bad deed, does he become a negative hero, or is he still considered positive?
(Everyone stops)
Cinderella: Is Madame hinting that we are doing something wrong?
B.Y: Do you think that leaving an old woman in a dark past, without hope for a bright future, is the most comme il faut?
Emelya: Didn't understand?
B.Y: Of course, it's in French.
Ivan Tsarevich: My kind heart tells me that Varvara Egorovna should be given a chance.
(There is obvious dissatisfaction on the faces of the goodies)
B.Y: This is our way!
Ivan Tsarevich: It’s quite a long way to the border between the old and new years, so let her re-educate herself along the way.
B.Y: Agree!
Ivan Tsarevich: He will do a lot of good deeds.
B.Y: I'll make three heaps!
Emelya:(stretching) What kind of things can happen on the road? Sleep to yourself.
B.Y: And I will find it.
Elena the beautiful: Ivan Tsarevich, Varvara Egorovna, you understand that she and I, well, I mean, you and I, are not on the same path!
Ivan Tsarevich: Certainly! We will go straight, and Varvara Egorovna will go along a long, winding path, and we will look around carefully, where we can do a good deed... three piles, and if she manages to get it done before the New Year, maybe she will find herself in a bright future.
B.Y: I'm ready, see you at the border! (getting ready to leave)
Cinderella: Sorry! How will we know that she has really improved and done good deeds?
B.Y: My dear, a good deed is good because it praises itself.
Emelya: Yeah, I know, you can’t praise yourself...
Elena the beautiful: No, this option is not suitable.
Ivan Tsarevich: And we will act according to the law, so that everything is as it should be, documented, with a seal and signature.
B.Y: FAQ?
Ivan Tsarevich: I say you need to collect information, Varvara Egorovna. If you have done a good deed, take a receipt, take a document of some kind of feat, or, in extreme cases, a certificate of honor. And it will be immediately clear whether you are worthy of a bright future or not. The more references, the better.
B.I. : E..e..u.e.
Ivan Tsarevich: And we will do the same! Well, of course, we don’t have to. We are guaranteed a bright future according to our status. This is our way of supporting you, Varvara Egorovna, by organizing something like a competition. A? Well, go ahead. This is the long path. Good luck to you. All the best! (shows B.Ya. to the front of the stage) Girls, Emelya, go ahead! The landmark is the border between the old and new years.
FNG: Blizzard
The curtain closes
B.Ya.: This is the eternal problem of our fairy tales: long roads and these... Princes. Either take out the magic ball and put it in them, then provide them with a certificate. Where can I get them a certificate? This tea is in short supply, not like living water. Anyway! Where ours did not disappear, as they say, the eyes are afraid, the hands are busy, and the legs, know for yourself, are going the long way. Do you know what makes a long journey easier? Of course, the song is mischievous and incidental. Get up from your seats, kids, let's go together, the future of humanity cannot remain in the dark past. Eh, with me!
FNG: based on Dorozhnaya (G. Sukachev)
Hey friends, get up!
Let's take the long road today.
Let's look for good things together,
We'll get to a bright tomorrow right away.
Let's do good
Let's accomplish the feat!
Silushka dark
Oh let's crush!
We are powerful when we are together!
Here is a positive hero if
Then it can be easily distinguished.
Aibolit, how he sees whom where -
He will immediately rush to treat you on the spot.
Malvina will teach you right away,
And Cheburashka is to be friends with everyone,
Positive if!
I wish I could accomplish a little every day
A good deed is the crown of the matter.
So that, like in a fairy tale, but not for fun,
There was also a happy ending in life.
And with a clear conscience, a friendly crowd
To a bright tomorrow - dear straight
Let's go together!
B.Ya.: Well, that's how many miles they walked playfully, as I said - with a song, any road seems shorter. But I haven’t done a single heap of good deeds. And what am I all about myself, and about myself. And my old friends!? I completely forgot about them, they sit in their own corners and don’t know that they urgently need to re-educate. So, who is the closest in terms of course? (licks finger into the wind) ABOUT! Kashchei, I’ll hurry to him, I’ll drive him to heroic deeds! (leaves)
The curtain opens
SCENE LUXURIOUS HALLS OF KASCHEY
FNG: “Youth”, from the film “Volga-Volga”
Song-dance of the slaves who restore order in the mansions
We have served Tsar Kashchei for many years,
We protect, we clean up, we don’t bother.
If Kashchei orders us,
What do we need to serve stronger -
It’s a bloody nose, but we’ll do everything if necessary!
Come on, be friendly!
For the glory of Kashchei!
Everyone is glad to be his servant,
He is a patron philanthropist,
Although he sometimes looks stingy on the outside!
There are rumors that Kashchei's life is boring,
He's a villain who eats human flesh for dinner.
These are evil rumors
Lies, empty talk,
We will stand for Kashchei’s honor if necessary!
There is nothing kinder in the world
Kashchei's bosses.
There are no delays in salaries,
Sick leave, vacation, social package,
And he is evil, brothers, only on the surface!
And our owner, although fabulously rich,
So he walks around single and not unmarried!
Because everyone is a bride
Kashchei is judged externally,
They need a young groom with a mustache!
I wish I could live sooner
Until Kashchei's wedding!
He'll throw a feast for the whole world,
He will be a nice family man
After all, he is good, only outwardly scary!
(Finish work, line up)
It turns out Pelageya is the secretary of the philanthropist Kashchey, who has been hopelessly and secretly in love with him for many years.
Workers in chorus: Take the job, Pelageya Petrovna!
Pelageya: Have you done it yet? (checks the dust) Well done. You can be free until the end of the year. With coming! (presses the speakerphone button or picks up the phone) Kashchei Ivanovich
GZK: I'm listening
Pelageya: The hall is ready operational meeting in 2 minutes
GZK: Thank you, Pelageyushka
(Pelageya notices that the workers are standing)
Pelageya:(half whisper) What are you waiting for?
Workers: So, for a salary we...
Pelageya: What a salary, you received your salary yesterday! By the way, it’s already the 49th this year, and that’s not counting the awards!
Workers: (after consulting) So maybe it’s...one more for good measure.
Pelageya: Indeed, 49 somehow sounds bad. Whether it's 50! 5 tens, fifty! (changes tone) Yes, I’ll send you, the unemployed ones, to the stables, and I’ll tell each of you to throw in 50 lashes for good measure! Extortionists!
FNG: Fanfarks
Kashchei enters, the workers fall on their faces.
Kashchei: Why are you shouting, Pelageyushka, like an ensign on the parade ground?
Pelageya: How can you not make noise here, Kashchei Ivanovich! When these slackers again demand a salary of 50 for good measure!
Kashchei: (to employees) So it turns out that you are trained in counting?! (workers nod) Pelagia! It turns out that they qualified specialists! Such shots should be treasured! And pay extra for education.
Pelageya:(indignantly) Kashchei Ivanovich!
Kashchei: Let everyone know, if you want revenge on Kashchei, finish the institute, but if you want to serve lunch, go to the academy! This is both prestige for the company and propaganda of education. I'll give you bonuses, workers! They deserve it.
(presses the lever, the cache opens)
FNG: to the cache
Pelageya:(reproachfully) Kashchei Ivanovich!
Kashchei: And you, Pelageyushka, better bring me some coffee.
(Pelageya goes backstage)
(Kashchei enters the hiding place, comes out with bags, hands them out to the workers, saying: “Bonus to you, thank you for your service, salary, here you go, happy upcoming, happy New Year,” the workers hit their foreheads, leave, Pelageya comes out with a cup of coffee)
Pelageya:(slightly offended) Your coffee, Kashchei Ivanovich.
Kashchei:(try) Mmmm, with ammonia?
Pelageya: Yes, as you like.
Kashchei: Good girl, Pelageyushka, what would I do without you.
Pelageya: You would have walked around the world long ago without me, Kashchei Ivanovich. Charity is of course good, but it can’t be like that labor pamper!
Kashchei: (interrupting) Why are you grumbling like a grumpy... mmm... elderly lady, better tell us what we have for today? Have you brought food for New Year's dinner?
Pelageya: No. All the roads were swept away, and snow removal equipment got stuck in the snowdrifts.
Kashchei: Let's resolve this issue in working order, what else?
Pelageya: Statement from 7 children's palaces asking for fluffier Christmas trees for the holidays from our properties.
Kashchei: Allow the felling of 7 fir trees, but in the spring let Leshy plant a hundred new fir trees, what else?
Pelageya: And, as always, 256 requests for sponsorship.
Kashchei: Come here, I’ll sign everything!
Pelageya: (holding the papers to himself) Kashchei Ivanovich, this is reckless spending!
Kashchei: I'm rich, I don't count the treasury.
Pelageya: These are not your words, Kashchei Ivanovich, and in general, money loves counting!
Koschey:(menacing!) Pelageya Petrovna! Don't forget. I am the boss, and you...
Pelageya: And I won’t let you waste good things!
(Worker enters)
Worker: Kashchei Ivanovich, there are petitioners.
Kashchei: Let them come in.
Pelageya: Here! This is what it means to help everyone left and right! Previously, these regions were bypassed 100 miles away. And now they walk and walk, beg and beg, they give no peace!
Kashchei: Pelageya! Let us talk calmly with the petitioners and prepare us some coffee.
(Pelageya, without hiding her irritation, goes backstage, Kashchei sits down in a chair in a solemn pose, Ivan Tsarevich, Elena the Beautiful, Cinderella and Emelya enter)
FNG: Heroes' Leitmotif
Ivan Tsarevich nods arrogantly, Cinderella curtsies, Elena the Beautiful makes a Russian bow, Emelya takes off her hat and strikes with her forehead.
Kashchei: Well, hello, guests, what fate? Are you trying to do things, or are you getting away with business?
Emelya: We come to you for help, Kashchei Ivanovich.
Ivan Tsarevich: By winter road, through forests and snowdrifts we followed Emelina’s stove to the border of the New Year.
Emelya: But what a misfortune, my stove got stuck in the shifting snow and I can’t get it out.
Kashchei: So why are you alone? There’s a whole army of you, they’d all pile in together.
Emelya: So it’s a big company, but it’s only me who are men.
(Everyone turns their gaze to Ivan Tsarevich)
Ivan Tsarevich: Why are you looking at me like that? It is not fitting for the royal son to be in the same harness with a simple peasant, to become a village serf. If only it were against the enemy’s force, I would have gone out and waved my saber.
Cinderella: Oh, Ivan, how brave you are!
Elena the beautiful: How brave!
Kashchei: And what are these red girls?
Ivan Tsarevich: I apologize, Kashchei Ivanovich, I forgot to introduce. This is our guest from distant France - Cinderella.
Cinderella:(curtseying) Bonjour.
Ivan Tsarevich: And this is our beauty - Elena the Beautiful.
Elena the beautiful: Hello, our hospitable Kashchei Ivanovich!
Kashchei: She really is a beauty, with sable eyebrows, eyes like agate, and a braid...
Elena the beautiful:(Playing with a scythe) Thank you, Kashchei Ivanovich.
Kashchei: For what?
Elena the beautiful: Because you can tell the truth to your face.
Kashchei: And how the speech speaks! It's like a river babbling! It's decided! I'm getting married! You, Elena, will be my wife! We'll have a wedding on New Year's Eve.
During Kashcheev’s words, Pelageya enters with a tray, and at the news of the wedding, Pelageya and Elena the Beautiful faint. Elena the Beautiful is caught by Ivan Tsarevich, Pelageya by Emelya. Ivan Tsarevich places Elena on the Kashchei throne, which Kashchei kindly places in the center of the stage
Ivan Tsarevich: What's wrong with her?
Kashchei: Don't pay attention, she's out of happiness!
Ivan Tsarevich fans Elena, who does not come to her senses
Cinderella:(to Pelageya) What about this one?
Kashchei: And urgently bring my personal secretary to his senses.
Cinderella brings a cup of coffee to Pelageya’s nose, Pelageya comes to her senses
Kashchei: Why do you, Pelageyushka, want to rest! There is no end to the work: costume, wedding feast, dishes.... and how many cups did you break?
Pelageya:(rising up, Cinderella and Emelya help her) Eh, Kashchei Ivanovich, you have 100 thousand of these cups, and you... You broke my only heart!
Kashchei: Don’t worry, Pelageyushka, I broke it - I’ll compensate you 5 times, stop lying around. Get to work and clean this place up.
He approaches the workplace, takes the phone, gives commands.
Pelageya, wiping her tears, begins to collect the dishes, Emelya helps her.
Cinderella: Ivanushka, what are we going to do?
Ivan Tsarevich: Prepare gifts for the wedding.
Cinderella: What wedding! Elena needs to be saved.
Ivan Tsarevich:(looking at Elena) I don't want to interfere with someone else's happiness.
Cinderella: Is this how happiness is expressed? Do something, Russian knight!
Ivan Tsarevich: Fine! Now I have it! (Pulls his sword out of its sheath and decisively approaches Kashchei) Well, Kashchei, is there a computer of the latest model in your kingdom?
Kashchei:(to the portal) It's standing over there in the corner. And why do you need it?
Ivan Tsarevich: I'll tell you riddles! (approaches the screen, touches it with a sword, a crossword puzzle appears on the screen, which is filled in as you guess it) Come on, guys, help Kashchei complete this crossword puzzle. Question one.
FNG: on the crossword puzzle
CROSSWORD
Ivan Tsarevich: Spreading tree with curly leaves, three letters?
Kashchei: Baobab!
Ivan Tsarevich: Too much! That's right, guys, of course it's oak. So, on an oak tree there is hanging... that's right, a chest, and in the chest there is a domestic waterfowl, four letters, the first "U"
Kashchei: The first one is “U”? Penguin!
Ivan Tsarevich: Guys, is it Penguin? Of course it's a duck. There is an egg in the duck, there is a needle in the egg, and at its tip there are six letters, the last “b”.
Kashchei:(falling to his knees) No, don’t, don’t say that, that’s where my death is!
Ivan Tsarevich: That's the same! Say that you are letting Elena go and I will have mercy on you.
Kashchei: Of course of course. (Pelageya) Well, did I play them well?
Pelageya:(sadly) Yes, Kashchei Ivanovich, even I almost believed it.
Ivan Tsarevich: Didn't understand.
Kashchei:(rising from his knees) Listen! Well, could you really believe that I so simply told the whole world where my death was kept?
Ivan Tsarevich:(confused) What about the oak tree, there’s a chest on the oak tree.....
Kashchei:(picks up) there is a hare in the chest, a duck in the hare... And note everyone, everyone, young and old, has known this fairy tale since childhood. But if this were really the case, wouldn’t there have been a good fellow in 3 thousand years who wouldn’t have reached my death? That's all Pelageyushka is smart (comes up to her, hugs her) I came up with the idea of putting the hunters of my riches on the wrong trail.
Pelageya: Well, the method, by the way, is very effective. While they are looking for an oak tree, while they are catching a hare, while they are feeding a duck, it goes on all the time. And then, you see, the desire to fight with you will weaken, and along the way, anything can happen.
Kashchei:(with tenderness) What would I do without you, Pelageyushka?
Pelageya:(removing his hand from his shoulder) Now do what you want. There's your betrothed, she's about to wake up - marry her as much as you want, but I'm not going to look at it. Leaves
Kashchei:(running after her) Where are you, how am I without you?
Emelya: Ivan Tsarevich, what are we going to do? We won’t get a stove, we’ll have to walk to the border. I'd better hurry.
Ivan Tsarevich: And you, man, don’t give orders here! Friends! We have to hurry! Let's hit the road!
Cinderella:(to Elena) What about her?
Ivan Tsarevich: Oh, I almost forgot. (takes paper and pen from Kashchei’s music stand and quickly writes something as he goes) Kashchei Ivanovich!
Kashchei:(comes out discouraged) He leaves and writes an application for payment.
Ivan Tsarevich: Kashchei Ivanovich, have we done a good deed for you? (Kashchei nods absently) Have you found a beautiful bride? (nods) Sign here (Kashchei signs) Well, Happy New Year, live happily, all the best! Follow me, friends!
FNG: for the departure of heroes
Elena the beautiful:(comes to his senses in a weak voice) Ivan, Emelya, Cinderella's girlfriend...
Kashchei: Oh, my betrothed, I woke up, get up, it’s time to get ready for the wedding.
Elena the beautiful: For the wedding? Don't want! I won't! I won't marry you! I'm still too young-ahhh!
Kashchei: Come on, that's enough! Honest little world and here's to the wedding! (claps his hands)
FNG: Kashchey's pre-wedding song (to the tune of Sasha and Sirozh)
(during the song, the backup dancer puts the veil on E.P., puts the chests in a row like tables, covers them with a tablecloth, and brings out the food)
The time is coming, everyone will get married
And Kashchei the Immortal will not be single
The wedding will be famous
Admission to the wedding is paid
And the bride is crying
Respect means
Ay, ah, ah ah... oh, oh oh oh...
I'll marry a young woman soon
My son will be born in about a year
To the beauty's mother and how I am immortal
Oh, I wish there was a wedding soon
I'm glad to get married
And the bride is crying
Respect means
Elena the beautiful: A-A-A... U-U-U..
Kashchei: Well, daughter-in-law, stop crying, otherwise your eyes will be red at the feast, and that’s ugly. Now I'll bring you a handkerchief.
(He goes into one backstage, B.Y. comes out from the opposite backstage, Elena cries non-stop)
B.Y: Pelageya, Kashchei! Why is your gate not locked, the whole hallway is covered in snow! Fathers, Elena the Beautiful! What destinies?
Elena the beautiful: Oh, goodbye to my bright youth! My beauty is unsung! I won’t see the blue sky anymore! I won’t hear the birdsong anymore! Ah, my fate, evil stepmother! It would be better if she gave me death right away!
B.Ya.: Yes, what is your sadness, just tell me.
Elena the beautiful: Yes, it's my wedding!
B.Ya.: So this is wonderful! A wedding is a feast with a mountain, an accordion with a hole, dancing until you drop, and joy with a cute little one! That's a good thing.
Elena the beautiful: So it depends on who you're with! With Ivan Tsarevich - who would argue, but with me - with Kashchei. I'm young and he's old. He will soon be three thousand and a half years old.
B.Ya.: Yes, an unequal marriage! Although such grief can be helped!
Elena the beautiful: Is it true? But as?
B.Ya.: So, you say, you are young, and he is old.
Elena the beautiful: Yes-ah-ah...
B.Ya.: You are a beauty, and he is such a scary, dried morel.
Elena the beautiful: Yes-ah-ah...
B.Ya.: So this is a fixable issue
(rummages in the mortar, takes out a handkerchief, blocks Elena with it)
FNG: for witchcraft
B.I.: One, two, sour kvass
Where is the nose and where is the eye?
Skin - face, do me a favor
Justice triumphs
GAME OF LIGHT, ZTM
(B.Ya. Removes the scarf, Elena has a scary face)
B.Ya.:(admires his work) Well, now everything is fair. (takes out a mirror from the mortar and gives it to Elena the Beautiful)
Elena the beautiful: And for some reason, Varvara Egorovna, your reflection hasn’t been erased or something?
B.Ya.: What you? Elenushka, this is your reflection now, wear it for your health.
Elena the beautiful: I am a kikimora! (covers his face with his hands, sobs) A-A-A...!!!
(Kashchei runs in with a handkerchief)
Kashchei: Oh, the guests are already gathering, I greet you, Varvara Egorovna. My beloved little girl, my written beauty, wipe away your tears, otherwise your eyes will be red... Ah!!! Guard! Kikimora Swamp!
B.Ya.: This is my wedding gift to you!
Kashchei: I'm completely crazy, Egorovna, why did you put a spell on her?
B.Ya.: What’s not to like, but now you are perfect for each other. Just a wonderful couple!
Kashchei: Well, cast your spell back, Egorovna! Why do I need an old ugly woman? I'm an old freak myself!
B.Ya.: So do good deeds after that. (takes a handkerchief and tries to cast a spell) Ain, tswei... But no, not like that. One, two, a fork in the eye, but no, not like that again... I can’t cast magic back. I forgot the words.
Kashchei: Well then, I’ll forget about my promise to get married.
(At this time Pelageya enters with a statement in her hands, hearing Kashchei’s words freezes) I don't need such an ugly wife. I renounce her forever.
Pelageya: Is this true, Kashchei Ivanovich? There won't be a wedding?
Kashchei: Why rush? I'll still find a beauty for myself. Whole life ahead.
B.Ya.: Exactly? Will you go back on your words?
Kashchei: My word is strong!
Pelageya: (looks devotedly into Kashchei’s eyes, tears up the statement) Well then, I won’t leave you anywhere, Kashchei Ivanovich!
Kashchei: Pelagia!
Elena the beautiful: And what about me?! What will happen to me?
B.Y: We'll help you too, girl. Kashcheyushka, is your tea garden with its rejuvenating apples still bearing fruit?
Kashchei: But of course!
B.Y: Give the deceived bride one apple as compensation!
Kashchei: Please! Pelagia!
Pelageya: I'll be there in a jiffy! (runs backstage and returns with an apple)
B.Ya.: Well, Elena, are you sure you don’t like the new image? (Elena nods) Well then, take a bite of this apple.
(Elena takes an apple, is about to take a bite, looks at the audience)
Elena the beautiful: Oh, I'm shy!
(B.Y. covers it with a scarf)
FNG: for witchcraft
PLAY OF LIGHT
(The scarf is removed, Elena is the same)
ALL: Oh! What a beauty!
(Kashchey takes a step towards Elena the Beautiful)
Pelageya:(reproachfully) Kashchei Ivanovich!
B.Ya.: Yes Yes! I gave my word - hold on! And in general, now it’s fashionable to do good deeds, to re-educate oneself, so to speak. Otherwise, in the New Year, Santa Claus takes only positive ones. So, Kashcheyushka, Pelageyushka, if you want to get into a bright future, do one more good deed. Take Elena the Beautiful to the border of the old and new years, otherwise she will get lost along the way. You iron it and it will count for you, Santa Claus will take you to a bright future.
Elena the beautiful:
B.Ya.: But I don’t have a go there yet, I still need to do good deeds and find a certificate as proof. So, if I manage, we’ll meet at the border, and now goodbye! Happy New Year!
ALL: Happy New Year, Varvara Egorovna!
(They disperse in different directions, waving to each other)
THE CURTAIN CLOSES
FNG: The howl of the wind against the background of the leitmotif of Ivan Tsarevich.
Ivan Tsarevich, Cinderella, comes to the fore. Emelya is ahead, trampling the road and looking ahead.
Cinderella: All the same, we did wrong.
Ivan Tsarevich: But why? Kashchei is pleased, they have found a beautiful bride for him - why not a good deed?
Cinderella: And Elena? Have you thought about her?
Ivan Tsarevich: What about Elena? Yes, she will live happily ever after with Kashchei! In wealth, affection, silks and gold, as for stone wall.
Cinderella: That's it, like behind a stone wall - in a dungeon! Against your will!
Ivan Tsarevich: Cinderella, what medieval superstitions! Against your will! In prison! Kashchey, by the way, is very... I mean... that is, well, I mean... In short, Elena will be happy with him and that’s all. (Emele) Why did you get up! Why don't you trample the road well? So we won’t reach the border until next year.
Emelya: Yes, it seems we have lost our way. Such a snowstorm! I can't even recognize the area.
Ivan Tsarevich: Me too, guide! So, what should we do? Fairy tale! Fairy tale! Help us a little.
Fairy tale: How can I help?
Ivan Tsarevich: We are lost, we need to find our way around. Turn on your fabulous navigator.
Fairy tale: Well, what kind of heroes are these days? Nowhere without technology. Okay, I'm turning it on! And don't bother me anymore!
FNG: Navigator (signal)
Navigator: Poor reception conditions.
Emelya: This is understandable, look how sweeping it is
Navigator: There is no video signal. Follow the voice signal.
Ivan Tsarevich: Yes, at least for some reason, say, a piece of hardware, where to go?
Navigator: Whoever calls you names is called that way.
Ivan Tsarevich: What kind of model is this talkative?
Navigator: And my model is too famous to name. Enter your destination.
Ivan Tsarevich: Border of old and new year.
Navigator:(signal)
(Heroes walk, turn left)
Navigator: You have left the route, return to the starting point.
Emelya: Is it possible to plot a route from this point?
Navigator: Return to the starting point.
Emelya: Well, how difficult are you, my oven is even smarter.
Navigator: Here is her route and ask.
Cinderella:(Emele) Shut up already. Dear navigator, we have returned to our starting point. Where to go, just shorter.
Navigator: Go straight 15 steps, then turn right.
(Heroes walk near the sound engineer) Attention, after 2 steps the speed control is 1 km/h.
Emelya:(at the turn) Where to now?
Navigator: Turn right, go straight 10 steps, then turn right. (Go to the turn) Turn right, 15 steps to the bridge.
Emelya: Oh, that's right, I recognize the area, here it is, our river. There is a bridge, there is a native village. And that’s where we go to the border!
Cinderella: Why such a hook?
Ivan Tsarevich: So maybe straight away?
Emelya: This is where it's best to take a shortcut.
(Climb the stairs)
Navigator: You are off the route, turn right.
Ivan Tsarevich: We'll figure it out without you!
FNG: ice track is not strong
Cinderella: Oh, how the ice is cracking!
Emelya: Don't stand still! Walk!
ALL: Oh, ah, ah-ah-ah!
FNG: Crack - gurgle
THE CURTAIN OPENS
SCENE - RIVER BOTTOM
FNG: Dance of mermaids to the tune of Nastya Polevaya “Dance on Tiptoe”
So as not to freeze when it's winter,
To make your mood better,
So that hard ice the water stopped
And so that it just doesn’t get boring.
We perform a simple dance,
At the slow pace of water movement,
They won't see us.
Water will hide us from prying eyes,
The sharpness of the rotation will smooth out the flow.
The depths keep many secrets,
Protecting us from invasion.
We perform a simple dance.
The one that is familiar to all mermaids from birth.
At a slow pace of water movement.
In the smooth flow of the river flow
They won't see us.
Our movements are smooth, our arms are flexible and thin.
We sing enchantingly, but only on a July night
Everyone knows that we are treacherous, everyone knows that we are treacherous.
Run away when you hear mermaids, don’t look into the mermaid’s eyes.
And you will never unravel our secret,
Even though our life seems carefree to you.
And look into the pool of the mermaid's eyes,
You will drown in them forever, you will stay with us forever
Depth, current, water - 4 times
At the end of the dance, the mermaids run away, leaving Marina Prelestnaya sitting on a pebble with a bored look.
Marina Prelestnaya: Peace, current, water, mermaids and fish! How tired I am of all this! Every day the same thing! At least some entertainment in the summer. Either you scare the swimmers, or you make fun of the fishermen, and when the rivers become covered with ice - that’s it, life stops! Boring! At least someone would drown for a change. But no, everyone is smart these days, they know the safety rules, no one goes out on thin ice, no one rinses the sheets in an ice hole, even if you die of boredom. Pike! Wonderful! swim to me! The pike is wonderful! … Does not hear. (to the hall) Well, at least you help me, why sit there in vain! Let's all shout together, in unison, “Wonderful pike,” are you ready? Three four...
(Pike swims out)
Pike: Did you call Marina Prelestnaya?
Marina Prelestnaya: No, what?
Pike: So it seemed to me (about to swim away)
Marina Prelestnaya: And I thought you missed me, came to correct me, and you... Nobody needs me. Everyone abandoned me, both you and daddy!
Pike: Marinochka, lovely, no one abandoned you, everyone loves you, you know, your daddy, Vodyanoy, went to Neptune on urgent matters, if it were his will, he would never leave you alone. But you’re not alone: your mermaid friends are always nearby, and so am I.
Marina Prelestnaya: Yes, you are never around! When daddy comes back, I’ll tell him that you were constantly away from me.
Pike: Marina Charming, don’t complain to Vodyanoy. I would be glad to play and sing and talk with you all day long. It is not of my own free will that I leave you alone.
Marina Prelestnaya: Whose then?
Pike: You see, I found myself in an unpleasant situation a long time ago.
Marina Prelestnaya: Who? You? Is the pike wonderful? On a hook or in a net?!
Pike: If only I were in a net, at least it wouldn’t be so embarrassing. I got caught in a bucket.
Marina Prelestnaya: Like this?
Pike: I felt the urge to admire the winter sun through the hole and take a sip of the frosty air, and then some fellow came for water. It’s true what they say: “Fools are lucky.” And he scooped me up with a bucket.
Marina Prelestnaya: You? That's a laugh, what about you?
Pike: Well, I begged him to let me go, about the kids, I made up squinting stories to make him feel sorry for him.
Marina Prelestnaya: And he?
Pike: He let me go, as you can see, without even asking for anything in return.
Marina Prelestnaya: And you?
Pike: I, and I foolishly promised him that from now on I would do everything according to the pike’s command and his desire.
Marina Prelestnaya: Well well! And what?
Pike: Otherwise! How could I have known that this idiot would turn out to be a great lazybones, then chop the wood for him, then let the buckets go by themselves, then take me to the stove, and in the meantime I’ll sleep. I spin around day and night, casting spells without closing my eyes, I have no more miraculous strength.
Marina Prelestnaya: And now. I’m probably delaying you, you need to do magic again. Well, I didn’t know, melt it if anything happens.
Pike: No, as long as there is silence, it doesn’t ask for anything at the behest of a pike. He's probably asleep, the unfortunate lazy fellow.
Marina Prelestnaya: Yes, you got carried away with your promise, well, nothing can be done, you gave your word - hold on.
Pike: I'm holding on as best I can. Eh, if only I could turn back time, I would have come across this lazy fellow, I would have taken him...
FNG: mermaid theme
The passage of mermaids across the stage around Pike and Marina Prelestnaya.
Marina Prelestnaya: I'm sorry, what?! Travelers... fell through the ice? This is good luck, bring them here quickly.
(The mermaids go backstage, return with the heroes, swim away)
Marina Prelestnaya: Drowned, fresh! How amazing! What destinies? What's your name? Why are they so sad?! Doesn't cold water invigorate you?
Ivan Tsarevich:(kissing Marina Prelestnaya’s hand) Ivan Tsarevich, Cinderella, foreigner, and so, Emelya.
Marina Prelestnaya: Marina Prelestnaya.
Ivan Tsarevich: My friends and I were heading towards the border of the old and new years. They wanted to take a shortcut
Marina Prelestnaya: And here you are, welcome, dear guests!
Pike: Wait, wait, Marinochka, let me take a closer look at the guests. Well, there must be justice in the world! It’s true what they say: whatever you wish for on New Year’s Eve, everything always comes true. Here he is, a tormentor of honest wizards, an utter lazy fellow!
Emelya: ABOUT! The pike is wonderful. How could I forget. This is the very thing, according to Pike’s command, in my opinion, that means, I want to be with my friends at the main tree on the border of the old and new year.
FNG: beep
Pike: I forgot to say the magic word.
Emelya: Uh, uh, ah... Please!
Pike: I run and fall.
Emelya: Why is this so?
Pike: Perhaps you, fool, didn’t notice, but now it’s not me in your bucket, but you at the bottom. So. According to Pike’s command, in my opinion, dance to my tune, Emelya, and amuse Marina the Charming.
FNG: Emelya's Dance
(Emelya performs a dance, during which Marina Prelestnaya first smiles, then giggles, and then bursts into laughter. Emelya is exhausted, Cinderella rushes to Pike)
Cinderella: Good people, why is this happening! The pike is wonderful! Have mercy, you can’t torture a person like that!
Pike:(makes an indignant gesture, the music suddenly stops, Emelya falls) What?! You say you can’t torture a person? Does that mean a person is allowed to torture every living thing? They imagined themselves as kings of nature. You put us in cages and breed us in aquariums. If you want, you can plow for us, or if you want, you can cook soup! But now we...
(During Pike’s monologue, Emelya has difficulty getting up, Cinderella helps him, they hide behind Ivan Tsarevich’s back)
Marina Prelestnaya: The pike is wonderful! Turn it down! It's no good talking to guests like that. (To the Tsarevich) So where do you say you are going?
Ivan Tsarevich: For a bright future, Marina Prelestnaya, Santa Claus has arranged a meeting for us at the main Christmas tree. There is no way the great and so respected Wizard can make us wait, and therefore would Marina the Charming deign to (kisses the hand) whose wisdom can only be matched by her beauty, let us go?
(Pike whispers something in Marina’s ear)
Marina Prelestnaya:(pouting lips) It’s a pity, of course, that you are leaving, but nothing can be done, go in peace, celebrate the New Year, but this one, Emelya, you will have to leave with us. He owes a debt to the wonderful Pike.
Cinderella: Tsarevich! What to do!
Ivan Tsarevich: Don’t worry, I’m a born diplomat, I’m an ambassador by vocation!
Pike: Listen, ambassador, you should hurry up, while you are being called somewhere.
Ivan Tsarevich: One minute. Marina Prelestnaya, I ask you to write a receipt in free form (Marina quickly writes on a piece of paper) that we repaid the wonderful debt to Pike before the New Year, thereby doing good.
Marina Prelestnaya: I beg (gives a receipt)
Cinderella: Ivan, don't repeat past mistakes.
Ivan Tsarevich:(looking at the receipt) And you are attentive. (Marina Prelestnaya) What about the seal? (The pike advances menacingly) Got it, I'll come back another time. Well, all the best.
Cinderella:(through tears) Goodbye, Emelyushka
Ivan Tsarevich:(through teeth) Let's not delay!
(They bow out and leave)
Marina Prelestnaya:(jumps on the throne, throws himself on Pike’s neck) Pike, wonderful, thank you, this is the best gift I have ever been given!
Pike: Come on, that's enough for you, with all my heart! Happy New Year!
Emelya: Somehow I don’t understand, what are you talking about?
Marina Prelestnaya: Not about what, but about whom, that is, about you. Pike gave you to me for the New Year! From now on you are my personal buffoon. That's great! Down with boredom and despondency! Long live the fun!
Emelya: No, I don’t agree to this!
Pike: And your consent is not necessary!
FNG: For witchcraft
PLAY OF LIGHT
Pike: At the behest of the pike, at my will, Emelya remain the buffoon's buffoon under Marina the Prelestnaya until the end of his days. (Marina) Well, why should I go?
Marina Prelestnaya: Of course, Pike. (The pike swims away) And Emelya and I will play. Let's play, shall we? What is the most popular pastime on earth?
Emelya: Popular? So this is... fishing!
Marina Prelestnaya: What?! How dare you mention fishermen in Marina Prelestnaya’s house!
Emelya: So what?! Fishermen are, one might say, water orderlies. They catch only the most greedy and slow-witted fish, which cannot even teach the fry anything useful. Come on, little mermaid girls, take a fishing rod and run along the bank! And you guys will be fishermen, try to catch at least one fish.
FNG: background for the game
Emelya: Well, fishermen, what's the catch? Show? And who is the happiest fisherman, who got a goldfish, come to us (takes the fish) You will fulfill the desire of Marina Prelestnaya. What do you want?
Marina Prelestnaya: But I want a fun dance.
Emelya: Will be done! (to mermaids) Come on, beauties. Show the lucky one how fun it is to dance here ( viewers) And we will clap for the performers, but for a reason (shows) Well, shall we try?
FNG: Music. Fragment, dance game (motif like Emelin’s dance???)
Emelya: Well done boys! And well done, lucky guy.
Marina Prelestnaya: Here's to you for your efforts (presents a prize) return to yours. And now (sits down) tell me a fairy tale, Emelyushka.
Emelya: What kind of fairy tale is this?
Marina Prelestnaya: Which one, which one?! Something more interesting, more detailed, and faster.
FNG: background for a fairy tale
Emelya: Once upon a time there lived a king...
Marina Prelestnaya: Who, who...?
Emelya: Well, like your water one, only there on earth. And he had a daughter, a beauty.
Marina Prelestnaya: Like me?
Emelya: Yeah, even better.
Marina Prelestnaya: More beautiful than me!
Emelya: Not really! Where is she compared to you, but people liked it. And then one day, an evil witch bewitched her and the beauty fell asleep, and no one could wake her up, not the king’s father, not the princes, not the various princes. And here the beauty lies, sleeping, sleeping..., sleeping..., sleeping...
Emelya:(wakes up) I’m telling you - She’s sleeping... she’s sleeping... the beauty.
Marina Prelestnaya: This is what I understand: how much sleep can you have?
Emelya: And the beauty fell asleep for 100 years. And only a hundred years later the prince arrived and woke her up with a kiss.
Marina Prelestnaya: Oh what a wonderful story! Emelya! Let's play a fairy tale! To the sleeping beauty! I'm beautiful, I'm sleeping!
(Lies on a stone, closes his eyes, snores)
Emelya: Beauties don't snore.
Marina Prelestnaya: Yeah, I got it. (falls silent, Emelya yawns, wants to lie down) How long will the prince be gone?
Emelya: So 100 years.
Marina Prelestnaya: Well, imagine that 100 years have passed. You are a prince, go wake me up properly.
Emelya, hesitatingly, approaches Marina and kisses her loudly on the cheek.
Marina Prelestnaya:(jumps up and slaps Emelya in the face) How dare you, serf, kiss the king's daughter! ( Crying)
Emelya: K what a beauty you are after that!?
Marina Prelestnaya: Oh, am I not beautiful? (cries even more)
Emelya: No, she’s a beauty, but she’s not sleeping, but this one is not laughing, and you can’t wake her up, but you need to make her laugh!
Marina Prelestnaya: Well, make me laugh.
Emelya: I'll try. The verse is funny.
A little boy went fishing
I took dynamite and...
(Marina Prelestnaya rises and looks menacingly at Emelya)
Oh no, this one isn't very funny. Oh, another one remembered! Somehow the mermaid got entangled in the net... Which isn't funny either? Here's another funny one. At night a dead man was running around the cemetery...
Marina Prelestnaya: Yes, it’s not enough to execute you for your humor! Pike! The pike is wonderful! This Emelya... (runs away)
Emelya: Well, I'm completely lost. I can’t cope with the water brethren myself. There is no one to look for help... although.. a fairy tale! Fairy tale, honey, can you hear me?
Emelya: Help me, fairy tale, I'm completely confused.
Emelya: Well, then send someone to help, Ilya Muromets or some Svyatogor the hero!
Emelya: Well, at least someone, please!
FNG: background for witchcraft
ZTM, play of light
Baba Yaga stands in the middle of the stage.
B.Ya.: Oh, why am I walking through the forest - suddenly water! Fairy tale! What kind of jokes are these?
Emelya: Varvara Egorovna, it was me, I asked you to save me from these water monsters, they want to execute me.
B.Ya.: So what are you waiting for! Give me your hand, let's run.
Emelya: I cant. I was bewitched by a buffoon at the behest of a pike to Marina Prelestnaya until the end of my days. This is all a wonderful pike.
B.Y: Clearly, I got to the stove. This is how to abuse magic!
Marina Prelestnaya and Pike run in with a sword in their hands.
Pike: Get ready, Emelya, now I’ll take it all out on you! (Begins to sharpen the sword on the stone).
FNG: sharpening sound
Marina Prelestnaya: Well, the offender, he jumped.... Oh, Varvara Egorovna, hello, did you also fall through the ice?
B.Ya.: Something like that!
Marina Prelestnaya: Don’t be upset, now we’ll let you out onto land, only we’ll deal with this villain.
B.Ya.: What's wrong with Emelya?
Marina Prelestnaya: Yes! For insulting my royal dignity, for the black humor with which he almost tortured me to death.
B.Y: Clear. That means he made an attempt on your life. How did you say he ended up with you?
Marina Prelestnaya: First it fell through the ice, and then the wonderful Pike gave it to me for the New Year.
B.Ya.: The pike, you say, gave it, this coincidence is not accidental. There is evidence of a crime.
Pike:(stops sharpening the sword) What are you hinting at, Egorovna?
FNG: STOP!
B.Ya.: And the fact that you, wonderful Pike, are an accomplice in the attack on the honor and dignity, and most importantly, the life of Marina Prelestnaya!
Pike: Why is that?
B.Ya.: Think for yourself, your fish head! Did you give this villain, who almost tortured Marina Prelestnaya?
Pike: Well, I.
B.Ya.: So you're in cahoots with him. You wanted to replace Marina in Vodyanoy’s absence, are you aiming for her place?
Marina Prelestnaya: Pike, wonderful! How could you?
Pike: Yes, I don’t throw anywhere, I don’t know how to throw anything except caviar. I wish Marinochka nothing but the best! I didn’t know that he would turn out to be such an evil person. I wanted to punish him for doing this to me!
B.Y: Yeah! This means that she has planned a double crime: not only Marina the Charming, but also Emelya from the world, oo-oo-bloodthirsty. When Vodyanoy returns, we will give you a fair trial and punishment. So what is your punishment for this crime? (rummaging in a mortar, sorting through books) So, the Constitution of the Russian Federation is not that, Human Rights, the law of gravity. ABOUT! Code of Laws of the Underwater Kingdom! (flips through) An attempt on the life of the head of the underwater kingdom and those close to him is punishable...
Pike: (indignantly, interrupts) Have mercy!
B.Ya.: This is what you will say to Vodyanoy at the trial!
Pike: What court!? What assassination attempt?! What nonsense?!
FNG: for witchcraft
Play of light
Pike: At the behest of the pike, at my wish, let everyone forget about this annoying misunderstanding!
B.Ya.: Same thing!
Marina Prelestnaya: (as if waking up) Varvara Egorovna! By what fate did you fall through the ice?
B.Ya.: No, I came to you to invite you to a magical holiday to the main Christmas tree, and to Santa Claus. He is waiting for you.
Marina Prelestnaya: Where is it, the main Christmas tree?
B.Ya.: In a magical forest, on the border of the old and new years. Well, I brought you Emelya a guide. He will take you there.
Emelya: Varvara Egorovna, what about you? Come with us. It's more fun in company.
B.Ya.: Yes, I don’t deserve, for now, a bright future. I still have to re-educate and re-educate. Go ahead, young people! There's only so much time left! Goodbye...
Pike: Maybe we'll see you again! With coming!
(Disperse in different directions)
The curtain closes
FNG: Heroes Theme
Ivan Tsarevich and Cinderella come to the forefront
Cinderella: Ivan, how far is it from the border? I have no more strength! My legs are aching from walking and, to be honest, I’m cold and hungry, and would love to have a cup of hot coffee and a croissant right now. Let's stop, take a break, have a snack.
Ivan Tsarevich:(stops) Okay, I’ve persuaded you, let’s make a stop. But about croissants it’s more complicated. Here in Russia they don’t grow on Christmas trees, even in a magical forest. If only we’ll sing an appetizing song for you. Guys, you will help me. I’ll start singing a line, and you, together with Cinderella, finish it in rhyme. Do you know what rhyme is? Well, for example: a cat is a window, love is a carrot. Frost and sun - a wonderful day, you are still dozing, dear friend. I hope it’s clear, so, a delicious song!
FNG: The song is delicious
Video for the portal
One day a funny penguin
I went into a small store.
A cheerful little penguin came into the store,
I bought a pancake with condensed milk.
One cute little pig
I went into a small restaurant.
Our cute little boar came into the restaurant,
I bought myself some tea……. A glass.
One of my familiar dragons
I bought myself a donut at the bakery.
My good friend bought a dragon
Sweet donut with raisins.
Penguin, dragon, pig
The three of us sat down on the sofa.
The penguin ate a pancake, the boar ate a donut,
The little dragon ate it with tea... glass
Ivan Tsarevich: Well, great, well done, bravo, bravo! How do you like the appetizing song?
Cinderella: Amazing! It’s just a pity that her hunger cannot be satisfied and her fatigue cannot be relieved.
Ivan Tsarevich: Oh, how weak you are, Cinderella, it’s immediately obvious that you’re a foreigner, not like our beauties: if you want, they’ll stop a galloping horse and walk into a burning hut.
Cinderella: Yes, a hut would be nice right now, even a burning one, at least we could warm ourselves by the fire.
Ivan Tsarevich: Okay, I’ve persuaded you, let’s come and visit. Little Gorynych lives nearby. We'll warm up there and...
Cinderella: Wait, Tsarevich, Gorynych - is this your local three-headed dragon?
Ivan Tsarevich: Well, yes.
Cinderella: He will eat us.
Ivan Tsarevich: Who? Is Gorynych the younger?
Cinderella: Younger - older, what a difference!
Ivan Tsarevich: Well, don't tell me! To his brothers I would even be afraid death penalty I didn’t go, but believe me, there is no threat to this, don’t be afraid. Stop shaking! In the end, I asked for it, I’m hungry, I’m thirsty, my legs are buzzing. His cave is not far from here.
Cinderella: Ivanushka, I'm afraid.
Ivan Tsarevich: Don't be afraid, he's not as scary as they make him out to be in books.
(Knock on the curtain)
FNG: Knock
Ivan Tsarevich: Stone, stone turn around
Open the entrance to the cave
FNG: at the opening of the curtain like in Ali Baba
(Cinderella and Ivan Tsarevich go down the steps)
THE CURTAIN OPENS
SCENE - THE HOUSE OF THE SERPENT GORYNYCH
FNG: To the tune of “18 Birches” Song of Gorynych
An old grotto, the smoldering light of the torch,
Small claws and weak wing,
They say I’m not real Gorynych,
It's bad when you're unlucky with your growth.
I want to forget.
My brothers fly in the skies,
Their mouths spew out flames and smoke.
Give me Corvalol, they say it's useful,
So as not to fall into depression from sadness.
I want to forget.
Why was I born into the world too vertically challenged, freak!?
Believe me, being a Gorynych and not being able to fly is not easy, yes, yes!
I look in the mirror: I’m like everyone else with three heads,
I ate porridge and even did a horizontal bar.
I hung on it, ate raw carrots,
Everything is useless, I want to howl like a wolf and hide in a hole.
Cinderella: And really, not scary at all.
Ivan Tsarevich: What did I say?! Give me your hand, let's go! (to Gorynych) Hello, Gorynych! As a young life?!
Z.G: 1 Who is this?
2 What is this?
3 Nanny!
In chorus Strangers in the room! (hides in the corner)
Nanny: I'm running, my little one! I'm running, my dear! Who hurt my child? (Gorynych points his paw at Ivan - Tsarevich and Cinderella) Fathers! What kind of uninvited guests are these?!
Ivan Tsarevich: Let me introduce myself…
Nanny:(interrupting) I don't allow it! And don't come close! Have you had a flu shot? What about bronchitis? From scarlet fever? From diphtheria? Why without a cotton gauze bandage? Winter! Epidemic! They walk around here, cough, trample, and create unsanitary conditions! (to Gorynych) Come to me, my dear, don’t be afraid, I won’t let them hurt you! (Gorynych approaches the nanny, puts his head on her chest, she caresses him) Look, what are you up to, hurting the little ones!
Cinderella:(Takes a step towards Nanny and Gorynych) Yes, we didn’t even think of offending anyone...
Nanny: Don't come any closer, you idiot! What are you complaining about?!
Ivan Tsarevich: We walked along a long road to the border...
Nanny: (interrupts, imitates) Oh, a long way! Gorynyushka, why are you letting all sorts of tramps in?! I specifically covered the entrance with a pebble when I went to get you some milk.
Z.G: 1 It's not me!
2 It's not us!
In chorus It's all them, these tramps, these rascals!
Ivan Tsarevich: How dare you, the king’s son, call me bad names, and even in the presence of a foreign guest!
Nanny:(changing tone) Oh, Ivanushka or what, Tsarevich?! Sorry, I didn’t recognize it right away! Years... years... Memory is not the same. And what kind of beauty is this? Vasilisa or what?
Cinderella: I am Cinderella, not Vasilisa!
Nanny: Well, sorry, I didn’t admit it. I've never seen you before! And I’m old, my eyes are bad. Why aren’t your feet shallow!? They've shaken up the snow here, made it damp, what business do you have to come to us for?
Ivan Tsarevich: Yes, just warm up, yes...
Nanny: Well, is that all? We've warmed up, I hope, go where you were going, but it's time for Gorynyushka to rest, take her vitamins, take her temperature, drink milk, we have no time for you, in general!
FNG: Nanny's song to the tune of Zemfira "Do you want"
Gorynushka, drink milk, still warm, steamy.
And quickly lie down on your side with a blanket, I’ll cover you.
Eat this vitamin
Here's a little mustard plaster for the back,
I'd like to take the temperature,
And sleep peacefully.
Put on your socks, or you'll catch cold on your paws.
Oh, how it blows, even though the windows are narrow, bring me three hats.
The temperature is normal,
Drink this mixture.
Everyone sit still and be quiet!
Don't disturb your sleep!
(The backup dancers run away, Nanny remains with Gorynych, drives away the flies, tucks in the blanket, etc., etc.)
Cinderella: Well well! One name - Serpent Gorynych.
Ivan Tsarevich: And you were afraid, I told you there was no danger.
Nanny: Our main danger is you, uninvited guests. They came, scared Gorynyushka, made a mess, he’ll catch a cold, my little one will get sick, he’s so weak. (Gorynych tries to get up, Nanny puts him down) Sleep, sleep, my child, they, such old women, upset you, it’s okay, now the nanny will drive them away!
Cinderella: But in my opinion, the main danger to Gorynyushka is you, your over-caring nanny.
Nanny: Why are you saying this! Yes, I have been nannying him since birth, I love him like my own son, I know all his cracks and chronic diseases. (Gorynych tries to get up) Sleep, sleep, my joy, look, they, the bad ones, do not let you rest. Sleep, my baby!
Cinderella: And I think that his health is fine. And stop coddling him and calling him a baby! That's probably why he didn't grow up!
(Gorynych jumps off the bench, the nanny throws a blanket over his shoulders)
Nanny: Where are you, my dear, if you catch a cold, let me fix my scarf.
Z.G.: 1. No way, nanny.
2,3 We ourselves!
Ivan Tsarevich: Well done! And say that more often. (to Cinderella) And I see that your lesson benefited him.
Nanny: Don’t listen to them, Gorynyushka, they will teach you bad things!
Cinderella:(tears off the blanket from Gorynych) And stop wrapping him up, maybe that’s why his wings haven’t grown. Listen, Gorynyushka, you are an adult, strong, beautiful snake. Stop drinking the medicine, open the window, it’s smelly here. Do some sports. There are such mountains around - skiing - it will be right choice. And also, how old are you, Gorynych?
Z.G.: 176
Cinderella: To be honest, at your age you don’t need a nanny, but friends!
Ivan Tsarevich:(claps) Bravo, Cinderella, what a speech!
Nanny: Yes, I will drive you both out of here with a filthy broom for this speech!
Z.G.: 1. Don't you dare, nanny
2. They're absolutely right
3. If it weren't for you, our fate might have turned out completely differently.
Nanny: Of course, 150 years ago you would have fallen off a stool and broken your neck, all 3 of them.
Z.G.: 1. What a stool!
2. You forbade us from climbing to such a height!
Nanny: But all the necks are intact. And you grew up without a single bruise or injury. Not a single extra tear was shed.
Cinderella: And I didn’t gain any life experience. They raised you like a mimosa botanical garden. Centuries will pass, you will become old, you will look back on your life - but there is nothing to remember! No family, no children, no adventures! Just drops for a runny nose and fleece socks. Let's go, Ivan Tsarevich, I can't be here, my heart is breaking with pain and pity!
Ivan Tsarevich: Be there, Gorynych, don’t cough. With coming! I wish to perform at least one real manly act.
(getting ready to leave)
Z.G.: 1. What is this!
2. Who do they take us for?
3. Yes I!
1. Yes we are!
In chorus. Yes we are!
(At Gorynych’s cry, nurses run out, some with a heating pad, some with a thermometer, some with drops, trying to provide medical assistance to Gorynych)
2. Stop treating me!
Nanny: Gorynushka, my treasure.
Z.G.: 3. Stop babying me!
In chorus: We are an adult healthy snake!
We know how to put on our own socks
And lace up your shoes
In chorus: We don’t need nannies!
(Everyone “Ah!” Silent scene, everyone looks at Nanny)
Nanny: Gorynushka, my dear!
Z.G.: 1. Don't come near us!
2. We don't need you!
3. We need friends, skis, discos and...
1. And you should have been kicked out a long time ago!
Nanny: Gorynyushka, how can this be?
Z.G.: 1. And don’t contradict us, we are adults!
2. We ourselves have a mustache!
3. Leave!
Nanny: Take care of yourself, Gorynyushka! (trots backstage, crying)
Z.G.: (to nurses) 1. And you're all fired! Away! (nurses run away)
3. In general, we will now hire a fitness instructor and a ski coach.
Cinderella: And a personal tutor. Maybe he will teach you how to behave.
Z.G.: 2. We agree.
1. So you will be our personal tutor.
Cinderella: If only it weren't so! I won't stay with you!
Z.G.: 1 . And if you don’t stay, then we’ll eat your friend, the Tsarevich, right now!
Ivan Tsarevich: What a turn of events! Wow! Actually, when I spoke about a man’s action, I meant something else.
Z.G.: 1. What is the demand from us?
2. We're rude
3. Uneducated
In chorus: spoiled!
Ivan Tsarevich: Cinderella, honey! But we are here because of you. Well, you were the one wailing, I want to eat, I want to drink, I want to warm myself... You will have to answer for your actions.
Cinderella: Are you really going to leave me here, Ivanushka?
Ivan Tsarevich: Will you really allow Gorynych to eat me in the name of your salvation? Well? Can I go?..... I wish you good luck in the difficult teaching field. (about to leave) Oh, I almost forgot. Gorynych, do you have a pen and paper?
Z.G.: 1. We have everything! (points)
Ivan Tsarevich:(writes quickly) Sign here that we helped you change your life for the better, for which you are very grateful to us.
(Gorynych signs)
Ivan Tsarevich: Well, happy to stay. Cinderella, honey! What kind of sadness? You saved my life! She accomplished the feat! You are hero! Your descendants will be proud of you, and the younger generation will be educated by your example...
Cinderella:(interrupts) Listen, go already, otherwise you’ll be late for the holiday.
Ivan Tsarevich: Happy Stay!
(Leaves)
Z.G.: 1. Well, Cinderella, begin your education lesson.
2. We are ready!
3. I would like to quickly catch up.
1. Remember, so to speak, the gaps in education and upbringing.
Cinderella: Zhe ne ve pa! (I don't want)
Z.G.: Didn't understand!
Cinderella: Still would! It's in French.
Z.G.: And you teach me French so that I can understand what’s what.
Cinderella: Yes, you don’t even understand simple truths in your native language, and then teach me French.
Z.G.: 1. Just try, we are capable
2. we are talented
3. we will try!
Cinderella: Okay, I’ll try, just be careful, listen to everything carefully
FNG: Educational song
Cinderella: You left me by force,
This is bad, let it go.:
And I'll tell you with a smile
“Oh, Gorynyushka, merci!”
Z.G.: The word is strange,
What does it mean, explain
Cinderella: Well, in your opinion - “thank you”
And in our opinion - “merci”.
Z.G.: Yeah, that’s what it means, like in French “thank you” - “mercy”. I remember, move on.
Cinderella: They make all the mistakes
But don't be sad about it.
Realized that he did something wrong
Explain what you will do.
Z.G.: I’ll ask for forgiveness quickly,
I will bow to the ground.
Cinderella: Apology in French
This is how they sound - “Sorry”!
Z.G.: I understand, if you want to ask for forgiveness, you need to say “Pardon.” Learned it. Let's continue the lesson.
Cinderella: Yes, in refined manners
I can teach you all my life.
Only standards of behavior
It's very difficult to explain.
Z.G.: What are the norms? Honestly,
I can't figure it out.
Cinderella: Always put yourself in your place
The way you want to act.
Z.G.: Like this?
Cinderella: Well, imagine that you are me, and I am you, and I am holding you captive, forcing you to teach me, and not letting you go home.
Z.G.: Yes, I’m in your place, I grabbed you with my claws and pulled you with my teeth.
Cinderella: Here you see! And I have neither teeth nor claws. I couldn't resist you. Therefore, as a weak person, I am forced to submit to your will.
Z.G.:...So we behaved like a real monster?
Cinderella: Even worse, but what can I take from you? You are ill-mannered, uneducated.
Z.G.: 1.No
2. We have already corrected ourselves and re-educated ourselves.
3. We're letting you go!
Cinderella: One by one winter forest, and I don’t even know the roads in your area! Me too, gentleman.
Z.G.: And we'll take you, where do you want to go?
Cinderella: Towards the border of the old and new years.
Z.G.: So it’s just a stone’s throw away.
(B.Ya. enters, pulling the nanny by the hand)
Z.G.: Nanny!
B.Y: Come, sit down, dear, I found her in the forest, half dead, frozen. What are you thinking, you scoundrel! Drive away a man who served faithfully all his life! Guys, do you know how Gorynych got a nanny? His father, Gorynych-Grozny, demanded the most sacrifice from the city beautiful girl. Yes, he didn’t eat it right away, he brought it to the cave. The gorynyushka had not yet hatched from the egg. And then a pound-sized pebble fell off the arch and right onto the egg, the girl noticed and rushed to catch the stone. In general, if it weren’t for her, the egg would have been soft-boiled. And so Gorynyushka was born from a cracked egg. So her father, Gorynych, did not eat, but left her as a nanny with the little snake. Yes, she didn’t have her own life! Only this cave, and you, snake, warmed on its chest. Kicked out an old man to certain death without a pension or severance pay. I wish I could kick your ears, it’s a pity they didn’t grow on you.
Z.G.: 1. Varvara Egorovna, we realized our mistake a long time ago.
2. Thank you, Cinderella, for bringing some sense into us.
3. Nanny! Forgive us if you can
In chorus: Now we will carry you in our arms for the rest of our lives.
Nanny: What are you doing, Gorynyushka!
B.Ya.: Rather than making heroic promises, do a real good deed. Take your nanny and Cinderella to the border of the old and new years. They, for their kindness, deserve a bright future. Look - and you will be counted.
Cinderella: What about you, Varvara Egorovna?
B.Ya.: But I don’t have a certificate, my nose hasn’t grown and my face doesn’t come out. So happy upcoming.
All: Goodbye Egorovna! Maybe we'll see each other!
(The heroes go backstage, B.Ya. remains on the front stage)
B.Ya.: Here you go. Soon the lights on the tree will light up. The path to the new year will open and all the good ones will go to a bright future. But I was never able to re-educate myself, I didn’t keep my word, I didn’t do a single heap of good deeds.
(Ivan Tsarevich appears from behind the scenes, humming)
Ivan Tsarevich: Oh, Varvara Egorovna, what a meeting!
B.Ya.: The second one this day.
Ivan Tsarevich: In terms of?
B.Y: Well, you asked what meeting, I answer – the second one. We saw each other just now in a forest clearing, only you weren’t alone then - you were with friends.
Ivan Tsarevich: Oh, Varvara Egorovna, you like to confuse the conversation, so what? How are things going with the certificates? Where are the three piles of good deeds?
B.Ya.: And you? You are the first to show your certificates.
Ivan Tsarevich: Yes, please, one, two, three, and this is not counting the natural right to a bright future. Your turn.
B.Ya.:(begins to rummage fussily in the mortar) so where do I have them? tidied up, I hid them away, otherwise you never know, there are a lot of people here... looking for information.
Ivan Tsarevich: Everything is clear with you, Varvara Egorovna. Apparently, it’s not the fate of the dark past to meet the bright future... Oh, what’s that behind you? It seems the certificate fell out... Ha-Ha-Ha... Stay happy!
(Leaves)
B.Ya.: Eh, what a shame. And where did this dandy get the certificate? People! People! I have never asked you for help. Don't leave Varvara Egorovna in trouble. Help! Let me do a good deed for you! How can I help you? (Goes into the hall, improvisation) This means, therefore, it is not my destiny to see tomorrow with my own eyes. Well, I’ll go unnoticed to the border, at least from a distance I’ll admire the Christmas tree and the main wizard with the Snow Maiden.
THE CURTAIN OPENS
SCENE – BORDER OF OLD AND NEW YEAR
FNG: Solemn New Year's music
(D.M. stands by the Christmas tree, Snow Maiden runs up)
Snow Maiden: They're coming! They're coming, Grandfather!
D.M.: I see, granddaughter, I see, dear!
(The heroes emerge from different sides and the radio room in threes: Gorynych, Nanny, Cinderella; Emelya, Shchuka and Marina Prelestnaya; Kashchei, Pelageya and Elena the Beautiful)
ALL: Father Frost! Snow Maiden! Hello! How glad we are to meet you! How long have we waited for her!
D.M.: And my granddaughter and I have been dreaming of seeing you for a whole year.
Snow Maiden: Well, grandpa, the cherished moment is coming! It's time to light the lights on the main Christmas tree.
D.M.: You're right, granddaughter...
(Ivan Tsarevich appears from the radio room)
Ivan Tsarevich: Stop! Wait! And what about me! Wow, I was almost late! I have certificates! I am supposed to be the first to be let into a bright future. I tried very hard!
D.M.: Wait, Tsarevich, what kind of certificates?
Ivan Tsarevich: How is this what? I tried to do good deeds and the certificates are evidence of this. They themselves said, we take only the good ones, and let the bad ones remain in the outgoing year.
D.M.: What exactly did he say? Can't be.
Ivan Tsarevich: Yes, of course! (throws the ball at the TV)
The screen lights up, rewind, video of the address from the scene:
“... Let's take all the good things into a bright future, and let all the bad things remain in the past...”
The screen goes dark, everyone laughs at Ivan Tsarevich
Ivan Tsarevich: That’s what Varvara Egorovna said...
D.M.: The fact that Egorovna misheard is excusable at her age! But with these certificates you created a real circus. In pursuit of them, I lost all my friends. And your positive image has faded in our eyes.
Ivan Tsarevich: So you know everything? Father Frost?
D.M.: I know everything, I see everything. And how you behave, and what you think, and what you feel.
Snow Maiden: Oh, grandfather, I feel that in your conversations you forgot about the main magic for which everyone has gathered here. Light up the Christmas tree soon, open the way to the new year 2012.
D.M.: Right now, granddaughter. Come on, friends, step aside! (the heroes go backstage)
FNG: joining the lights
D.M.: Let there be more space near the Christmas tree
Let the lights please your eyes
Let them run, sparkling more quickly,
May the New Year come at this very hour!
(knocks with staff, disappears behind the scenes)
FNG: Lights
Dance of the lights
(at the end of the dance)
D.M.: Welcome to the New Year!
All: Hooray! New Year! New plans! New dreams! New hopes!
Elena the beautiful: Fairy tale? And you are with us for a bright future.
Emelya: Exactly, how did we forget about her?
Cinderella: So are we really going to leave her alone?
Elena the beautiful: No. You can’t do that, Tsarevich, you were the last one to see her, run and look for Varvara Egorovna.
B.Ya.:(comes out of hiding) Why look for me, tea is not a treasured treasure. Here I wanted to admire the lights of the magical holiday at least from afar.
D.M.: Well, hello, Varvara Egorovna, you are welcome in the New Year.
B.Ya.: Me?! So this is me...
Snow Maiden: She's negative, grandpa.
B. Y.: I can’t go into the future without being re-educated.
D. M.: Who told you such nonsense? There are no fairy tales without people like you. Really, guys?! What is a fairy tale without Baba Yaga or the Serpent Gorynych, without Kashchei the Immortal and other wickedness. And without fairy tales, what is the future?
FNG: Final song
Do you remember the moment when the fluffy Christmas tree is brought in?
When are the colored balls taken out of the box?
The pattern on the window is dazzling white and thin,
Lights and clocks that always show five minutes?
1 verse.
Fairy tales are knocking on our door,
But we don't hear them.
A miracle appears - we don’t notice
The magical is often considered ordinary
How blind we can be sometimes
Chorus:
Verse 2
A fairy tale will lure us into magical distances,
What is hidden in the vastness of carefree childhood,
And when we grow up, we forget forever,
That true story and fairy tale live next door
Chorus:
And only in the New Year we still believe
That the fairy-tale world opens doors for us
We, of course, know what Santa Claus is.
And we dream of meeting the real him again
And New Year's snow will return hope to us,
We believe in the best, we dream as before.
The fairy tale will spin us around in a dashing round dance,
Hurry up and smile at each other, friends, Happy New Year!
THE CURTAIN CLOSES
D.M. AND THE SNOW MAIDEN INVITE THE GUYS TO A ROUND DANCE TO THE BEAUTY YOLKA