Beautiful phrases about school for the last bell. Graduation: funny statuses, aphorisms, quotes

  • A completely uneducated person can only rob boxcar, whereas a university graduate can steal railway. (Theodore Roosevelt)
  • The last bell and school lesson are already behind us, last call and a new lesson, life ahead is preparing for us...
  • For the graduation party, parents bought wine and champagne for their children. A ugly girls chipped in and got the boys some vodka...
  • Graduation is a holiday where everyone cries because they have to leave forever an institution that they dreamed of leaving with tears in their eyes for many years in a row.
  • And why at graduation they don’t give tickets to life - this one gets a ticket to the ministry, and that one gets a ticket to a cool foreign company...

    • Cool quotes and statuses about prom

    • Sometimes I close my eyes, and I remember again... how my mom took me to first grade, how my dad carried me from graduation...
    • The biggest student lie: “List of used literature.”
    • It's never too late to become who you want to be. (George Eliot)
    • Could you turn it on for last call at least once a year? hot water in the fountains!
    • For the sake of a test, a student will do anything - even study.
  • An apron made of guipure, a ribbon in a braid, graduate Vasily is not like everyone else.
  • Beautiful graduation statuses- When we leave the schoolyard, to the sounds of an ageless waltz, the teacher will lead us to the corner...
  • Bows in fountains. And wine flowed like a river - a school graduation swept across the earth.
  • A real teacher is not the one who has 10 medalists in his class, but the one who is invited to a restaurant after graduation!
  • In the morning sky, tinted sun rays, a small blue ball was flying - their common dream. (E. Gabova, “The Prom Tale”)
  • At the Cinderella girl's graduation, after 12-00 everyone is already without shoes!
  • There will be no exam - all tickets are sold out!
  • The last bell rings, we're leaving, sorry. Farewell, teachers, and keep them in your hearts. Believe me, it hurts us, it hurts us to tears... But we are leaving... We are leaving seriously...
  • The morning after graduation, the parents again found their son in the cabbage.
  • Parents also quietly get drunk at graduation, but the children, crazy with happiness, don’t notice it anymore!
  • Graduation is like the Olympics - you wait four years, and three people are having fun while the rest are crying over their dashed hopes. (From the movie "Graduation")
  • Nothing brings a class together like graduation!
  • As soon as you sit down to study, they will definitely wake you up...
  • I wish I could become a first-grader, return the day to yesterday, take it and start all over again. It’s a warm summer evening, and we will remember the last call with love.
  • Surveillance cameras captured the robbery of a liquor store. This is the only video with school graduation number seven.
  • The longest graduation ceremony was recorded in Norilsk - the guys waited for the dawn for six months.
  • Sad graduation quotes and statuses- Don’t be sad that you won’t return to school, youth is a wonderful time, all we can do is wish you happiness, peace and goodness.
  • Exams don't test your knowledge, they test how much you can remember overnight!
  • The mess in a student’s head during an exam miraculously turns into noodles in the teacher’s ears.
  • Only when I reached the eleventh grade at school did I begin to understand why essays “What I did this summer” are written only in the lower grades.

    • The most funny statuses about the Unified State Exam

    T It’s only at graduation that you realize how much you’ve fallen in love with these idiots in 11 years.

    WITH a scary tale for graduates: "Baba Unified State Examination and Baba GIA"

    IN In general, many university graduates are suitable for the army, but only for war with a virtual enemy!

    A What will your parents give you for graduation? - Judging by Unified State Exam results a bunch of pussy.

    P A full city of hefty tipsy women in white transparent blouses and black minis? No, this is not the beginning of a German porn film. This is the last call.

    C Every year the last call becomes more and more like Paratroopers' Day.

    N and on his graduation ribbon Andrei wrote his home address, his mother’s mobile number, his blood type - and he was right...

    P arnie! Whoever dances a girl to her prom takes her home drunk in the morning!

    E GE is not legal!! The Constitution of the Russian Federation clearly states... Chapter 2, Article 21 “no one should be subjected to torture, violence, or other cruel or degrading treatment!”

    N A real teacher is not the one who has 10 medalists in his class, but the one who is invited to a restaurant after graduation!

    WITH The longest graduation ceremony was recorded in Norilsk - the guys waited for the dawn for six months!

    ABOUT n was 10 years older than her. But she sat on his neck and dangled her legs. May 25th is the last bell in all schools in the country

    T Only after the last call do you understand why parents are not on VKontakte, but on Odnoklassniki.

    M If only you could turn on the hot water in the fountains at last call at least once a year!

    IN Is that what my parents say or did they say too?: If you don’t pass the Unified State Exam, you’ll face revenge

    N You don’t have to pester us - we still have to take the Unified State Exam!

    T Only our schoolchildren go to school on September 1st with a briefcase and flowers, and at the last bell with beer and a cigarette

    E To be afraid of GE - don’t go to university

    D She comes home from graduation.... Her mother asks: -Have you been drinking???
    Daughter: no mom, I’m an ax!!!

    N and the survey question “What are you going to do after school?” school graduates in the overwhelming majority of cases gave the answer “If you’re lucky, then nothing...”

    IN graduation. Teacher: Zhen, you’re reading the poem like you were in 1st grade! Well, let's grow up somehow! Zhenya: Cursing or what?

    E If school is a prison, then we will soon have an amnesty..

    P last call: More than three thousand police officers are on heavy duty and protect Muscovites from drunken school graduates.

    U me in this year of the Unified State Exam, why spend the State. Budget just beat me with a chair and that’s it...

    IN graduation, beautiful dress, limousine, champagne, dancing, punch, guy, dancing vodka, cupcake, cigarette, vodka, toilet, toilet...

    T Only when I reached the eleventh grade at school did I begin to understand why essays “What I did this summer” are written only in the lower grades.

    - T ok, son, one step, another step... Lucy, quickly bring the camera - son with
    prom is back!

    TO Chinese graduates, going out to the embankment to greet the sunrise, turned the continent upside down.

    U Last call for everyone, and I'm not a drinker!

    Sh College students after graduation, going to greet the dawn, take Trudovik with them. To see how he writhes from sunlight this ghoul.

    U Respect your parents, they graduated from school without Yandex and Wikipedia!

    The long-awaited Graduation Day is a special day for which future graduates begin to prepare in advance. Girls need to decide on their look, choose accessories for the dress, find beautiful but comfortable shoes, and guys need to find suitable suits, and so on. On this day the graduate receives a new social status- enrollee. He is no longer a schoolboy, but not yet a student. But he has already entered adulthood. Graduates need to be supported on such an important and significant day for them. Check all your friends on in social networks. Perhaps some of them will have a graduation ceremony. Congratulate them and support them by sending them an original Graduation Status. It is precisely these statuses that our site specializes in.

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    And why at graduation they don’t give tickets to life - this one gets a ticket to the ministry, and that one gets a ticket to a cool foreign company...

    A real teacher is not the one who has 10 medalists in his class, but the one who is invited to a restaurant after graduation!

    Someone will remember the last line with the director, someone will remember dancing in a restaurant with teachers... someone will remember the dawn in the circle of former classmates... but there will also be those who won’t remember!!!)))) )

    The longest graduation ceremony was recorded in Norilsk - the guys waited for the dawn for six months.

    How many declarations of love were made at the graduation, how many tears of despair and joy were shed... how many promises were made... how pure and beautiful it all was!

    We have graduation in a month! And this is terrible, because nothing will ever again force us all to gather - like this, every single one of us, without the slightest absence!

    I came home in fins, a mask and shorts. Hello mother! The graduation went well =).

    Do you think students are nervous before graduation? Here are the parents - yes, they are going crazy, how will everything go and what a wonderful time will their beloved child have???

    I'm so looking forward to graduation! I’ve been growing my hair for three years now and have been saving money for a dress for 2 years! This will happen again only before the wedding!

    I’m on websites looking for a dress for prom, and looking at some the question arises: do they even know what prom is?

    Marivanna and Sansanych wipe away tears, looking at their Masheneks and Sidorovs... last call...

    If the entire class in 11th grade is left for the second year, then they will have 2 graduations!!!

    Oh, graduation is like a second birthday - only now you are born a free adult!

    Graduation is a very Russian holiday. How is it in Russian: wait 10 years for something that you may not remember later.

    The girls' parents grab their wallets - the boys' parents chuckle and smoke on the sidelines - GRADUATION!

    "Prom" and "Wedding" are the days when your hair is perfect...

    June. High school graduation. Certificates. Restaurant. Walks until the morning. Morning. Feeling of freedom. Joy. Admission. Satisfied with their independence. End of summer. Saying goodbye to parents and friends. The realization that childhood cannot be returned!

    Folk sign. If a girl meets the dawn after graduation without a jacket draped over her shoulders, then she is still ugly!!!

    Parents also quietly get drunk at graduation, but the children, crazy with happiness, don’t notice it anymore!

    If our graduation had not been recorded on video, none of us would have known how we spent it!))

    People, let's say something good and kind to each of our teachers at graduation! After all, they so carefully hammered everything that we have learned over the past 10 years into our crazy heads!

    We don’t remember how we came to first grade...we won’t remember how we left graduation...

    And you, too, put your last notebooks and diary in a separate box, so that you can take them out every year and remember: “Oh, there was a time at school... I remember one time...”

    PRAYER BEFORE GRADUATION: Lord, help me not to get drunk! Wake up in YOUR bed in the morning! Help us not to lose our image! Don't lose things, including your head! Help me not to text or call anyone drunk at 2 am! Help me come home on two, not on 4! And if I do something... then erase my memory forever and ever! AMEN!

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    The last bell and school lesson are already behind us, the last bell and a new lesson are in store for us in life ahead...

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    When we leave the schoolyard, to the sounds of an ageless waltz, the teacher leads us to the corner...

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    Graduation...last day school life... And yet, school, I will love you!! I had the most best class!!! Guys, I love you all!!

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    The headmistress gives a speech at the last bell: “People are made in our school.”

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    Tomorrow is the last First Call... and already somehow sadly realizing that he will no longer be in your life..

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    Students wear their uniform 2 times: on September 1 and at the last bell... a fact of life - statuses about graduation and the last bell.

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    It's last call for everyone, and I'm not a drinker!

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    A city full of hefty tipsy women in white transparent blouses and black minis? No, this is not the beginning of a German porn movie. This is the last call.

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    The last bell rings, we are leaving, forgive me Farewell to the teacher and keep in your heart Believe us it hurts, It hurts to tears... But we are leaving... We are leaving seriously...

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    Tomorrow is the last call... what a pity when best years ends...(((

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    I like this - the last call went by, everyone walked around in the center - and half of the contacts changed their profiles.

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    I wish I could become a first-grader, I could return the day to yesterday, I could take it and start all over again. Warm summer evening And the last call We will remember with love.

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    For the first time in all the years of studying at school, I don’t want the last bell... After all, this year very close and Dear people…Love them=***

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    Love sometimes comes at school, Jealousy, betrayal, showdown During recess. What didn't happen in school walls. I remember my class, my first lesson, graduation came, the last bell rang...

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    Congratulations on graduating from school and wishing that the road to adulthood follows blooming garden so that the carriage of life carries you easily and happily along the roads of life, overcoming all obstacles and difficulties, so that everyone you need is nearby.

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    PROM. LAST CALL!

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    Only when I reached the eleventh grade at school did I begin to understand why essays “What I did this summer” are written only in the lower grades.

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    I put it in the status: “How I want to accidentally oversleep school tomorrow, accidentally forget to turn on the alarm today...*(”. The historian writes in a PM: “How I want to give an unexpected test tomorrow and give 2 to everyone who didn’t show up...”.

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    PRAYER BEFORE GRADUATION: Lord, help me not to get drunk! Wake up in MY bed in the morning! Help me not to lose my image! Don’t lose things, including my head! Help me not to write drunk SMS to anyone at 2 am and not to call! Help me come home on two, and not on 4! And if I do anything....then erase my memory forever and ever! AMEN!)))

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    - I remember how my mother brought me to school in the first grade, and how my father took me away from graduation. They love me very much, very much! Like no one else! Love your parents!

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    After graduation, schoolchildren, going to greet the dawn, take Trudovik with them to see how this ghoul writhes in the sunlight.

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    - And I didn’t go to my graduation because I... - .. gay. - No, my girlfriend and I had a fight the day before because.. - ... you were gay. - No, I wasn’t gay until... - .. was born.

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    Favorite phrases of teachers: “Don’t argue with the teacher! Tell everyone, we’ll laugh too. Leave the class and come in normally! I repeat for the especially gifted - the call is not for you, but for the teacher. Forest of hands, well then, according to the magazine... I’ll tell you Am I disturbing you?"

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    Don’t be sad that you won’t return to school, Youth is a wonderful time, All we can do is wish you happiness, peace and goodness.

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    The longest graduation ceremony was recorded in Norilsk - the guys waited for the dawn for six months.

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    I saw absolutely charming primitive dolls in school uniforms a la Soviet years: brown dress, white apron, collars, cuffs. This is suitable for those teachers who have actually experienced this form.