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Despite the fact that I was completely confident in the excellent state of my own health, I became scared. And here Natasha came to the rescue. At the kiosk with the inscription The best food. A couple of meters from us, two thin-necked sergeants were indeed peacefully eating cakes with meat. I started the engine and rushed to the address indicated by Kiryushka. My soul was restless. I turned my head and saw two policemen. Standing a little further away from. Who Alice was remained a mystery, but I wasn’t going to solve it.
We saw a staircase made of steel rods. Without thinking twice, I climbed up, deciding that the panel opened in the same way as the one through which we got into the tunnel. She rested her hands on the wall, pushed it aside, and climbed out. It was Vanya who said the little room. There was a sniffling sound, and later Ivan’s voice sounded in complete darkness. I was confused, but answered optimistically. At that same second, the closet lit up with light, and I closed my eyes. I stood in the middle of the toilet. Two toilets without seats and cisterns amused the ears. Peacefully rustling water. There was a strong smell of bleach, the doorway was covered with a mesh, and behind. Belka, Misha and two gloomy men with machine guns stood there. I stared at the guys with the gun and blurted out.
I stretched again. It was behind the mirror, but here a passerby pointed his finger in the direction of my typewriter and continued. I looked around at the offended Zhiguli, picked up the sneakers that had fallen out of the box and muttered. The man pouted, puffed for a couple of minutes and declared. So I dash into the store, clutching in my fist the pennies Raisa gave me for a bottle of beer. Zhigulevsky was in Moscow at that time. As soon as the illuminated boxes arrived in the stores, a horde of men stormed the counters, shouting. Sobbing, I told her the essence of the matter, told her about Raisa, beer, coins, the sewer grid... The woman forcibly shoved a banknote into my fist. The door to Zalygina’s apartment was open and propped up by a stool, and on the stairs, on the windowsill, sat a woman in shorts and a T-shirt smeared with paint. The girl jumped off the windowsill, put her hands on her hips and barked. I noticed that her voice had changed and repeated. Nika bit her lower lip, then decisively shook her hair and rushed into battle again. I've already listened quietly famous story about cheating with things. I nodded. I know this establishment.
I had to obey. Almira lived in a brand new house, in a multi-room apartment, filled with expensive furniture. I opened. There was a mouth, but then the sharp ringing of the phone made me flinch. Almira grabbed the phone. Then she looked at. Suddenly I felt offended. But Almira is an extremely nasty person. I silently walked to the door. I quickly ran to the door. And before Almira had time to get up from the sofa, she pulled the handle, jumped into the elevator and after a few minutes found herself in the six.
The phone rang in my pocket, I hastily left Krestova to deal with the numb Zhanna. She looked at the handset screen and quickly said. Came from the mobile male voice. The tenacity of Max's hire. The actor was delighted. Anyone else would have realized long ago that he had played his role poorly; they would have found out about him. It's time to stop making faces. But no, the idiot continues to talk about the chest and the chicken. Okay, on this moment he will get it from me... There was silence on the phone. A lady's voice rang out, chattering in English. I turned around, saw an attractive lady in a blue dress and asked. For a few moments the woman chattered at machine-gun speed, then became quiet, paused and looked at her.
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Statuses on are your festive appearance, cool emotions and New Year's mood. Statuses about the upcoming New Year are, by the way, the first thing your friends see when they look at your page and understand that you are already having fun and celebrating, which means it’s time to join you.
So don’t skimp on your imagination, creativity and sense of humor, because the New Year is coming soon, and therefore choose cool, festive and optimistic statuses on social networks.
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If a fat guy with a beard comes up to you at night,
And the huge bag will stuff you with your head...
Don’t freak out, I just asked Santa Claus for you for the New Year!
Advice to experienced housewives: “Don’t prepare New Year’s salads with croutons - they scratch your face.”
New Year means last year's food, old movies, a severe hangover, but everyone is happy when they sleep it off!
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I wish everyone in the New Year 2017 not to cluck their happiness with a wet chicken!
I wish everyone a good walk on the night from the 31st to the 14th!
Good Grandfather Frost - this letter is not spam, but a real opportunity to make money...
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How great it is to be parents! When I fulfill a child’s New Year’s wish, I feel like a real wizard!
I don’t even know what to give my loved one for the New Year... He already has everything I need...
I am completely and thoroughly ready for the New Year! I chopped up the salads and turned the scale back 5 kg.
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May the New Year be sparkling like champagne, light like light champagne, bright like red champagne and happy like me after champagne!
And for the New Year we will drink everything starting with the letter W: champagne, chamogon, spirit... and they’ll pour you something!
For the New Year I decided to be an Analyst...
I’ll be watching to see if everyone has enough!
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Every New Year I buy a new dress, in which I then lie on the floor until the morning...
Now I’m thinking, maybe it’s better to buy a mattress and pillow?
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New Year is when tangerine peels begin to accumulate behind the computer, in addition to empty cups.
The anticipation of the New Year awakens the child in me... Like waking up in the morning as a child, I want to see a Christmas tree with gifts under it... I want to play snowballs and eat snow and not think about getting sick..
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HAPPY NEW YEAR 2020 everyone: Real happiness, pure love, good health and success in everything!!!
Mandarin ducks are in use, which means New Year is coming soon
I want so much, like in childhood, to believe in New Year's tale, make a wish with the hope that it will come true and wait in New Year's Eve miracle…
I wish everyone not to click through their happiness with the mouse in the coming New Year. People, let's communicate in real life, it's more interesting!
People, why are you so sad? Cool! December! Winter! Funny! New Years is soon!
New a year will pass to "Hurray"!!!
The year has changed on Earth! The country is falling into the Olivier
Nothing liquefies the brain like New Year's television.
Promotion! Shop for the New Year in our supermarket, and you will receive a spare liver and a second stomach for free!
If you want to feel like a star, sit on the Christmas tree!
Santa Claus comes to normal children, and Wasserman comes to nerds.
Dear Grandfather Frost, I can’t have sweets, so send me a box of semi-sweet!
If you see a sober Santa Claus, then most likely it is Santa Claus
friends, let's start preparing the liver for the new year together!
Why is it always like this - you wait and wait for the New Year, and March 8th, as always, comes unexpectedly...
Statuses about the New Year and love
I want it to snow in big, big flakes and to be warm outside, but I walk hand in hand with him and understand that my New Year’s wish has come true!
I'm not asking you to solve it. I just ask you to make a wish on the night of 31st to 1st
I don't need gifts for the New Year! give me the days when I was happy with him...
Sad about the New Year
everyone says “new year, new year”!!! but what’s the point? still the current figure is higher!(((
And only Christmas trees hate New Year.
Every New Year, you plan to celebrate in a special way, but it turns out to be a banal booze
If Dad’s beard hadn’t been pinched by the door, I would probably still believe in Santa Claus!
You can celebrate the New Year or not, it will come anyway!!!
Many people are looking forward to the new year for a fresh start with "old" habits
Yes, breaking up before the New Year is a good gift...
Statuses about the old new year
Old New Year….!!! It’s the same as a “smart fool”... How GREAT and POWERFUL... is our Russian language...
It is very difficult to explain to a foreigner what the Old New Year is
The Old New Year is not a holiday. This is a state of mind
Let's start celebrating the new year, and end with the old one
New Year is old, but they drink like it’s new.
What a delight - Old New Year!
Celebrate the Old New Year! He brings so much joy!
So the old New Year has knocked on your door, bursting into your door from the pre-holiday hassle!
According to the old calendar, today is the New Year, I give thanks for the past, the coming one - without worries
We haven’t sobered up since the new year, and then the old one came along...
And again the people are happy. Hello old New Year!
Here's to the Old New Year, honest people!
Make wishes for the Old New Year - they always come true!
The New Year crept up quietly, there was confusion in my head... either old or new... as long as it wasn’t worthless
New Year's bells 😀
The video is old, but it's always nice to watch it :)
Proven advice: housewives, you shouldn’t put croutons in your New Year’s salad! They scratch your face painfully...
I wish in next year freeze your butt to the ice!
Grandfather Frost, please give me magic wand, and then I’ll somehow decide for myself!
The real Santa Claus is when he leaves, but things don’t disappear from the apartment! On the contrary, they appear.
Let snowflakes shower you,
Let your eyelashes turn white!
Happy New Year!
Happy year of happiness, hope and love!
Our children are not waiting for the moment when Grandfather Frost comes, rather, they are waiting for their parents to finally set sail.
If you want to feel like a star, sit on the Christmas tree!
- Where are you planning for the New Year? - Face into the salad!
I'm not asking you to solve it. I just ask you to make a wish on the night of 31st to 1st
Grandfather Frost, beard made of cotton wool, I ask you... next year somehow without DEER... okay?
New Year is coming... and I'm still ashamed of the last one...
I wanted to go to a snowflake party - White dress, white tights. And I looked in the mirror - I was going to fall into a snowdrift.
New Year without vodka is like a passport without a photo!
New Year is when tangerine peels begin to accumulate behind the computer, in addition to empty mugs.
Along the way, for the New Year we will throw asphalt
MTS starts the New Year's "Network Busy" campaign ahead of schedule. All subscribers participate, absolutely free and around the clock
In the New Year I wish: 12 months without illness, 53 weeks of all the good things, 365 days of happiness, 8760 hours of success, 525600 minutes of love and 31536000 seconds of pleasant moments!
Doctors say: 5 glasses of vodka reduce the risk of having a bad New Year by half.
Dear Grandfather Frost, please give me him for the New Year, his eyes, his smile, his kisses and the touch of his hands, and not a cold monitor and the desire to be near him...
Hello old bastard! I haven’t believed in you for two years now! Petr Semenovich, 46 years old.
Nothing liquefies the brain like New Year's TV
On New Year's Day everything comes true, even things that cannot be realized at other times.
Santa Claus, Santa Claus without 100 grams is not a red nose!
Dear Grandfather Frost, this letter is not spam, but a real opportunity to earn money...
The anticipation of the New Year awakens the child in me... Like waking up in the morning as a child, I want to see a Christmas tree with gifts under it. I want to play snowballs and eat snow and not think about getting sick...
We're sitting at an awesome New Year's table, and there are only fingerprints in the wallet... But the table is awesome!
And I hope that this New Year there will be many beautiful young Santa Clauses and at least a little sober
A Christmas tree was born in the forest, the obstetrician was shocked!
Good Grandfather Frost, don’t put my New Year’s gift under the Christmas tree. Better get it into the garage right away.
The little Christmas tree is cold in winter. Oh, and we got tired of dragging her home! Lots and lots of colored balls on the Christmas tree, half of them from the wives and a little bit of their own
17 signs of a real Santa Claus:
1. The door peephole was immediately filled with frosty fumes.
2. The real Santa Claus has blue veins on his hands, while the fake one has blue tattoos.
3. The body temperature of a real Santa Claus does not rise above zero degrees. You can store vodka in it.
4. The real Santa Claus gets to you not on antlers, but on reindeer.
5. He remembers how he returned to Veliky Ustyug last year.
6. A real Santa Claus snacks only on a snowball or an icicle and sniffs it with the Snow Maiden.
7. The real Santa Claus is accompanied by only 1 (one) Snow Maiden. You can't choose.
8. The real Santa Claus never slaps the Snow Maiden on the butt in front of children. He pats her later when he thinks the children are already asleep.
9. The real Santa Claus hates poetry.
10. There is no United Russia emblem on his bag of gifts.
11.If you pull the real Santa Claus’s beard, his head will twitch.
12.He is very kind. Even after a kick he will give you something.
13.If you treat the real Santa Claus to real alcohol, grandfather will be left with a puddle that he won’t even think about cleaning up.
14.After the real Santa Claus, the toilet smells like pine.
15.When he leaves, things don’t disappear from the apartment! On the contrary, they appear.
16. He doesn’t leave behind business cards like “Banquets, weddings, anniversaries!” or “Candidate of Physics and Mathematics Sciences Aisman D. M.”
17.He also believes in Santa Claus.
Every New Year, you plan to celebrate in a special way, but it turns out to be a banal booze
Dear Grandfather Frost! Please give me a new heart! Only without additional effects, let it just pump blood!
I need to have a serious talk with you. I have a bad news. It will be better if you learn about this from me. The fact is that... SANTA CLAUS DOESN'T EXIST!
Advice for the New Year - don’t eat yellow snow...
Who will send identical New Year's greetings— ignore until the first of April!
"Santa Claus, come out!" - the children shouted, dancing near the toilet.
May the New Year bring you more health!
May the New Year bring you happiness!
And he will leave all the good things and take away all the bad things!
The New Year's mood is when you are glad to see even those who have entered the wrong door.
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- Every person is the architect of his own happiness! I want the best anvil for myself for the New Year.... I want to forge myself boundless happiness, a sea of love and joy...
- Now is the time when all children and adults should go a little crazy, fool around, laugh and just have a good time, and not sit with Lenten faces at a festively laid table...
- Maybe someone will make a wish new car, someone money... And I will wish that he hugs me this morning and that it will always be like this...
- Now is the time to erase the past. No matter how much it hurts me, you are already the past! There's no point in dragging something old into the New Year. Yes, it hurts, of course, it’s lonely, but nothing can be changed - the bad past must be left behind...
- Some people consider their past years as birthdays, but I consider them just another New Year. This is such a sad and at the same time cheerful holiday for me - another year has been lived and life is moving to the end, but the charm New Year's decorations sometimes it makes you forget about it...
- I want so much, like in childhood, to believe in a New Year's fairy tale, make a wish with the hope that it will come true and wait for a miracle on New Year's Eve...