Phrases by Ostap Bender. Best robot bender quotes from futurama
Ilya Ilf and Evgeny Petrov are one of the most notable satirists and humorists of the Soviet era, whose books make us laugh and surprise us to this day. And quotes from Ostap Bender and other heroes have already become real classics. In this post, I propose to recall everyone’s favorite phrases of the heroes.
The ice has broken, gentlemen of the jury, the ice has broken.
Maybe I should give you another key to the apartment where the money is?
Ostap walked into a room that could only be furnished by a creature with the imagination of a woodpecker.
- Is this your boy?
- Boy, is it bad? Typical boy. Whoever says it's a girl, let him be the first to throw a stone at me!
The client must be accustomed to the idea that he will have to give money. He must be morally disarmed, his reactionary possessive instincts suppressed.
I'm certainly not a cherub. I don't have wings, but I respect the Criminal Code. This is my weakness.
This mental exercise seems to have exhausted you greatly. You are becoming stupid right before your eyes.
You need to show him some paper, otherwise he won't believe that you exist.
The financial abyss is the deepest of all abysses, you can fall into it all your life.
He loved and suffered. He loved money and suffered from its lack.
Being a beggar is not so bad, especially with a moderate education and a weak voice!
However, you can leave, but here, I warn you, Long hands!... He stayed - the “long arms” made an unfavorable impression on him.
Ostap quickly snatched it from Panikovsky’s hands, saying:
— Don’t make a cult out of food.
After that he ate the cucumber himself.
Monsieur, it’s not mange pas sis jour. Goeben mir zi bitteetvas kopek auf dem stück ford. Give me something former deputy State Duma.
Cold soft-boiled eggs are very tasteless food, and a good, cheerful person would never eat them.
I have with Soviet power arose over Last year serious disagreements. She wants to build socialism, but I don’t want to. I'm bored of building socialism.
Don't knock your bald head on the parquet
- You are not in church, you will not be deceived.
- How much is opium for the people?
Life, gentlemen of the jury, is a complicated thing, but, gentlemen of the jury, this thing opens as simply as a box. You just need to be able to open it. He who cannot open it disappears
He courted a typist whose modest hips unleashed his poetic feelings.
I will command the parade!
Pedestrians must be loved. Pedestrians make up most humanity. Moreover, the best part of it. Pedestrians created the world.
The gasoline is yours, the ideas are ours.
In our vast country, an ordinary car, intended, according to pedestrians, for the peaceful transportation of people and goods, has taken on the menacing shape of a fratricidal projectile.
The sunset was pure, naive, as if it had been painted by a provincial young lady long before the first, terrible thoughts about men came into her head.
If you see an American laughing, it doesn't mean he's funny. He laughs for the reason that an American should laugh.
You can be a sweet and smart boy, do well at school, do well in university science courses - and after several years of regularly visiting the cinema, turn into an idiot.
Rio de Janeiro is the crystal dream of my childhood, don’t touch it with your paws.
There is always that person who tries his best to be the last to speak.
He got so drunk that he could already perform various minor miracles.
Just don't shoot at the chandelier, it's unnecessary.
- You are a rather vulgar person, you love money more than necessary.
- Don’t you like money?
- I do not like.
- Why do you need sixty thousand?
- Out of principle!
Although we are not in Paris, you are welcome to our hut.
You are an interesting person! Everything is fine with you. It’s amazing, with such happiness - and in freedom!
“12 Chairs” is one of the best comedies, which was shot by the famous Soviet director Leonid Gaidai in 1971 based on the novel of the same name by I. Ilf and E. Petrov. The comedy was filmed in two episodes: “The Ice Has Broken” and “The Meeting Continues.” The comedy premiered on June 21, 1971.
To play the role of Ostap Bender, Gaidai invited Archil Gomiashvili, and Rostislav Plyatt was approved for the role of Kisa Vorobyaninov, instead of the seriously ill Sergei Filippov. But Filippov assured that he was ready to act, no matter what. Having learned about this desire, Plyatt refused the role of Kisa in favor of Filippov, although he himself was not left without a role. In the film, Rostislav Plyatt reads words from the author.
G. Volchek and N. Mordyukova competed for the role of Madame Gritsatsueva. Mordyukova was refused to play this role, as Gaidai did not find it funny. Galina Volchek was preferred, but sound engineer Vladimir Krachkovsky suggested his wife, Natalya Krachkovskaya, for this role. Looking at her, Gaidai said: “Here it is, the poet’s dream.”
Quotes from the movie 12 Chairs are very popular in society. This selection of quotes will remind you of the best moments of Soviet comedy.
How much is opium for the people?
The meeting continues! The ice has broken, gentlemen of the jury!
Maybe I should give you another key to the apartment where the money is?
I will command the parade!
There are also sleeves from a vest, a circle from a donkey and ears from a dead donkey.
Who do you think this powerful old man is? Don't say, you can't know. This is a giant of thought, the father of Russian democracy and a person close to the emperor.
“Eh, Kisa,” said Ostap, “we are strangers at this celebration of life.”
Although we are not in Paris, you are welcome to our hut.
Give me the sausage, give me the sausage, you fool! I will forgive everything!
Boy... Is it bad? Whoever says it's a girl, let him be the first to throw a stone at me!
Dad, you are a vulgar man!
There’s no time to hug,” he said. Goodbye darling. We separated like ships at sea.
Hit or miss. I choose the gentleman, although he is clearly a Pole.
All smuggling is done in Odessa, on Malaya Arnautskaya Street.
Here's some gray hair in your beard! Here's a devil in your ribs!
The first move is E2-E4, and then... And then we'll see.
Why are you looking at me like a soldier at a louse? Stunned with happiness?
Half of mine is half of ours...
You have been deceived, this is not a Mexican jerboa, this is a Shanghai leopard
Gentlemen! Children will not forget you!
The office writes
Quotes from Ellochka Ogre
Your whole back is white (just kidding)
Don't teach me how to live
Boy. (In relation to all men I know, regardless of age and social status.)
Ho-ho! (Expresses, depending on the circumstances, irony, surprise, delight, hatred, joy, contempt and satisfaction.)
Let's go by taxi. (To male acquaintances)
Thick and beautiful. (Used as a characteristic of inanimate and animate objects)
Quotes from Kisa Vorobyaninov
Gentlemen! Gentlemen! Are you really going to beat us?
- Yes, how!
Hold it! He stole our sausage!
Let's go to the rooms!
Quotes from other heroes
Dusya! You make me angry. I am a man tormented by the Narzans.
I can't get it from the source. From the source I began to have visions.
Consent is a product of complete non-resistance of the parties.
The answer is the equivalent of a thought.
Throw him in a swing
Coffin, he loves his work
Musick!!! Ready goose?
Not for the sake of selfishness, but only by the will of the wife who sent me
Birds, repent of your sins publicly!
I'll give you the sausage! Take me down!
Is Vorobyaninov on the prowl somewhere now?
...And he walked away from me, probably to a brothel
Ilya Ilf and Evgeny Petrov
Don't overthink it. Keep quiet. And don't forget to puff out your cheeks.
Ostap hasn't eaten anything since yesterday. Therefore, his eloquence was extraordinary.
The art of madmen, cave painting or a drawing made by the tail of a rebellious mule seemed like museum treasures in comparison with Ostap’s banner.
The air is clean, and smart thoughts are popping into your head!
Ostap wiped his noble forehead. He was hungry to such an extent that he would willingly eat a roasted chess knight.
... breathe deeply - you are excited!
How well do you know the popularly known character in the books by I. Ilf and E. Petrov? We are glad to present to your attention the most remarkable quotes from the ideological fighter for banknotes Ostap Ibrahimovich Bender or Ostap Berta Maria Bender Bey:
The twelve Chairs
You are truly a hero of labor. You need to erect a monument not made by hands!
You have been deceived. They gave you much better fur. These are Shanghai leopards.
Wine, women and cards are provided for us.
Here's the police for you! So much for the high cost of chairs for workers of all countries! Here's to girls' night outings! Here's some gray hair in your beard! Here's a devil in your ribs!
The time we have is money we don't have.
All smuggling is done in Odessa, on Malaya Arnautskaya Street.
What regiment did you serve in?
After all, you are not my mother, my sister, or my lover. (To Vorobyaninov)
You are a vulgar person, Kisa!
There are also sleeves from a vest, a donut hole and dead donkey ears.
Abroad will help us.
The trial continues, gentlemen of the jury.
A sultry woman, a poet's dream.
What money? I think you asked me about some money?
I will command the parade!
The office writes.
Who do you think this powerful old man is? Don't say, you can't know. This is a giant of thought, the father of Russian democracy and a person close to the emperor.
Whoever says it's a girl, let him be the first to throw a stone at me! (about Vorobyaninov)
The ice has broken, gentlemen of the jury!
Maybe I should also give you the key to the apartment where the money is?
We are strangers at this celebration of life. (To Vorobyaninov, meaning only both of them)
I would stuff your snout, but Zarathustra doesn’t allow it.
Don't be a lady cow.
Bye then! Write letters!..
Well, you, abortion victim!
He loved and suffered. He loved money and suffered from its lack.
You can get the ears from a dead donkey from Pushkin...
Give me the sausage, you fool! I will forgive everything!
How much is opium for the people?
The subject of my lecture is a fruitful opening idea. What, comrades, is a debut and what, comrades, is an idea? The debut, comrades, is “Quasi una fantasia.” And what, comrades, does an idea mean? An idea, comrades, is a human thought, clothed in a logical chess form.
Five hundred rubles can save a giant of thought.
Russia will not forget you!
Soon only cats will be born.
Doubt our money?!
The secret union of sword and ploughshare! Complete secret organizations!
Wipe your eyes, citizen. Each of your tears is a molecule in space.
This is typical foppery: robbing a poor widow.
I'll give you parabellum.
You are not in church, you will not be deceived!
Golden calf
But we don’t need rude people. We are rude ourselves.
A car is not a luxury, but a means of transportation.
Oh, did you think? So you think sometimes? You are a thinker. What is your last name, thinker? Spinoza? Jean-Jacques Rousseau? Marcus Aurelius?
So, do I look like a person who might have relatives?
The gasoline is yours, the ideas are ours.
The wreckage of a shipwreck floats in this naval borscht.
All to Avtodor, comrades!
You did not come from a monkey like all other citizens, you came from a cow. You're taking too long to figure it out!
The Countess runs across the pond with a changed face.
Load oranges in barrels Karamazov brothers
Go, go, I only serve on Saturdays.
I will command the parade!
By the way, about childhood. When I was a child, I killed people like you on sight. From a slingshot.
Who is Studebaker? Is this your Studebaker cousin? Is your dad a Studebaker? Why are you stuck to the person? ...Experts! Such experts must be killed! Give him a Studebaker!
Mother intercessor, three-handed police!
I am thirty-three years old - the age of Jesus Christ. What have I done so far? He didn’t create a teaching, he squandered his students, he didn’t resurrect the dead Panikovsky.
Maybe we just want to go for a ride?
We will not forgive them for this! We will remember this for them!
- ...on a silver platter.
-...call me not Monsieur, but Situain...
Don't make a cult out of food.
Don't eat raw tomatoes at night!
No need for applause! I didn't make the Count of Monte Cristo. We'll have to retrain as building managers.
No, this is not Rio de Janeiro, this is much worse.
No, I won’t smother him with a pillow or hit him on the head with a blued revolver...
Don't you recognize it? Meanwhile, many find that I am strikingly similar to my father.
Original design, the dawn of motorism. You see, Balaganov, what can be done from a simple sewing machine Singer? A small device - and you get a lovely collective farm binder.
There is everything inside: palm trees, girls, blue express trains, the blue sea, a white steamer, a little worn tuxedo, a Japanese footman, your own billiards, platinum teeth, whole socks, dinners on pure animal oil and, most importantly, my little friends, fame and the power that money gives.
Just don't shoot at the chandelier, it's unnecessary.
Let's hit the roads and sloppiness with a motor rally!
The broad masses of billionaires are getting acquainted with the life of a new, Soviet village.
Shura, my dear, restore the status quo!
I have often been unfair to the deceased. But was the deceased moral person? No, he was not a moral person. He was a former blind man, an impostor and a goose thief. He put all his strength into living at the expense of society. But society did not want him to live at its expense. But Mikhail Samuelevich could not bear this contradiction in his views, because he had a hot temper. And that's why he died. All!
Is this the governor of Borneo?
I am not holding out my paw for the sour executive committee ruble.
I'm not a surgeon, I'm a neurologist, I'm a psychiatrist. I study the souls of my patients. And for some reason I always come across very stupid souls.
- ...I, you know, am not a financier. I am a free artist and a cold philosopher.
I'm certainly not a cherub. I don't have wings, but I respect the Criminal Code. This is my weakness.
Church of the Savior on potatoes.
Ostap-Suleiman-Berta-Maria Bender Bey (Transdanubian), or simply Ostap Bender - main character novels by Ilya Ilf and Yevgeny Petrov “The Twelve Chairs” and “The Golden Calf”, “the great schemer”, “the son of a Turkish subject”, “an ideological fighter for banknotes”, who knew “four hundred relatively honest ways of taking away (diversion) money.” One of the most popular heroes of a picaresque novel in Russian literature.
1. Kitty, you are a dense provincial! Nowadays no one uses the cash register anymore; there is an administrator window for this.
2. Keep in mind, dear Shura, I don’t intend to feed you for nothing. For every vitamin I feed you, I will demand many small favors from you.
3. Everything is taken into account by a mighty hurricane...
4. I have all the vulgar signs of being in love: lack of appetite, insomnia and a manic desire to write poetry. Listen to what I sprinkled last night under the flickering light of an electric lamp: “I remember wonderful moment, you appeared before me, like fleeting vision, like a genius of pure beauty." Is it really good? Talented? And only at dawn, when the last lines were written, I remembered that this verse had already been written by A. Pushkin. Such a blow from a classic! A?
5. Mother-intercessor, three-handed police! What kind of banal, disgusting bureaucracy is this?
6. Don't overthink it. Keep quiet. And don't forget to puff out your cheeks.
7. Well, hello, great country. I don't like being the first student and receiving marks for attention, diligence and behavior. I am a private person and have no obligation to be interested in silos, trenches and towers. I am somehow of little interest in the problem of the socialist transformation of a person into an angel and a savings bank depositor. Vice versa. I am interested in the pressing issues of caring for the personality of single millionaires.
8. You need to think. For example, I am fed by ideas.
9. Tell me, Shura, honestly, how much money do you need to be happy?... Not for today, but in general. For happiness. Clear? So that you feel good in the world.
10. There are people who don’t know how to suffer, somehow it doesn’t work out. And if they do suffer, they try to do it as quickly as possible and unnoticed by others.
11. Here's some gray hair in your beard! Here's a devil in your ribs!
12. - What does this mean?
- This means that you are a retarded person.
- Why?
- Because! Sorry for the vulgar question: how much money do you have?
- What money?
13. - Is it possible to do this - chairs in the morning, and money in the evening?
- Can! But money goes first!
14. The first move is E2-E4, and then... And then we’ll see.
15. You are amazingly resourceful, dear stool hunter, as you can see, there are no diamonds.
16. Why are you looking at me like a soldier at a louse? Stunned with happiness?
17. Half of mine is half of ours...
19. You workers are like a sieve made of a dog’s tail.
20. Transport has completely gotten out of hand, there is only one thing left - to convert to Islam and travel on camels.
21. And in general - the gasoline is yours, and the ideas are ours!
22. I am an ideological fighter for banknotes!
23. In passion, as in happiness, we all seek constancy,
But nothing lasts forever under the sun - no.
24. - Never, never did Vorobyaninov extend his hand!
- So stretch your legs, you old fool!
25. It's hit or miss. I choose the gentleman, although he is clearly a Pole.
26. Cold soft-boiled eggs are very tasteless food, and a good, cheerful person would never eat them.
27. Well stated, dog.
28. This is all that remains of the ten thousand. 34 rubles. And I thought. that we still have seven thousand current account. How did it happen? Everything was so fun, we were preparing horns and hooves, life was delightful and the Earth was spinning especially for us, and suddenly...
29. For some reason, in the sandy steppes of the Arabian land, three proud palm trees grew.
30. What a cold country we live in! Everything is hidden with us, everything is underground. Even Narkomfin with its super-powerful tax apparatus cannot find a Soviet millionaire.
31. Don’t make a cult out of food!
32. There is no girl in the world who would not know, at least a week in advance, about the impending expression of feelings.
33. Statistics know everything.
34. Let's walk on the lawns and be fined.
35. I would stuff your snout, but Zarathustra does not allow it.
36. Be strong! Russia will not forget you! Abroad will help us!
37. “There’s no time to hug,” he said. Goodbye darling. We separated like ships at sea.
38. The most important thing, said Ostap, walking around the spacious room of the Carlsbad Hotel, is to bring confusion into the enemy camp. The enemy must lose peace of mind. It's not that hard to do. In the end, people are most afraid of the unknown.
39. In our vast country, an ordinary car, intended, according to pedestrians, for the peaceful transportation of people and goods, took on the menacing shape of a fratricidal projectile.
40. You always think: “I’ll still have time for this.” There will still be a lot of milk and hay in my life.” But in reality this will never happen again. So know this: it was the best night of our lives, my poor friends. And you didn't even notice it.
41. I have often been unfair to the deceased. But was the deceased a moral person? No, he was not a moral person. He was a former blind man, an impostor and a goose thief. He put all his strength into living at the expense of society. But society did not want him to live at its expense. But Mikhail Samuelevich could not bear this contradiction in his views, because he had a hot temper. And that's why he died. All!
42. No need for applause! I didn't make the Count of Monte Cristo. We'll have to retrain as building managers.
43. I am 33 years old - the age of Jesus Christ, but what have I done? He didn’t create a teaching, he squandered his students, he didn’t resurrect poor Panikovsky!
44. Here I am a millionaire! An idiot's dreams come true!
45. Panikovsky will sell you all, buy you and sell you again... but at a higher price.
46. The main thing is to eliminate the cause of sleep. The main reason is the very existence of Soviet power. But in this moment I can't eliminate it. I just don't have time.
47. Since you live in a Soviet country, then your dreams should be Soviet.
48. I am certainly not a cherub. I don't have wings, but I respect the Criminal Code. This is my weakness.
49. Comrades!.. The political situation in Europe... Our response to Chamberlain...
50. Serious disagreements have arisen between me and the Soviet authorities over the past year. She wants to build socialism, but I don’t want to. I'm bored of building socialism.
51. Abroad is a myth about afterlife. Whoever gets there does not return.
52. Since there are some banknotes wandering around the country, there must be people who have a lot of them.
53. Women love: young, politically literate, long-legged...
54. I don’t need an eternal primus needle, I don’t want to live forever.
55. “It seems that it has arrived psychological moment for dinner,” thought Ostap.
56. Don't be a lady's cow.
57. Well, what do you say, Shura?! Maybe we should go for a ride too!?
58. A sultry woman, said Ostap, is a poet’s dream. Provincial spontaneity. In the center there are no such subtropics for a long time, but on the periphery, in the localities, they still occur.
59. The time, he said, that we have is money that we do not have.
60. I will ask you, citizen, to clean the chair.
61. It’s time for you, leader, to be treated with electricity.
62. “You are a rather vulgar person,” Bender objected, “you love money more than necessary.”
63. You are a dude, the son of a dude and your children will be dudes!
64. Why are you yelling like polar bear in warm weather?
65. The financial abyss is the deepest of all abysses; you can fall into it all your life.
66. When I see this new life, these shifts, I don’t want to smile, I want to pray!
67. Speaking of childhood, when I was a child I killed people like you on the spot. From a slingshot.
68. We don’t need rude people. We are rude ourselves.
69. - Life! - said Ostap. - Victim! What do you know about life and sacrifice? Do you think that if you were evicted from a mansion, you know what life is? And if a fake Chinese vase was requisitioned from you, then do you know what a victim is? Life, gentlemen of the jury, is a complex thing, but, gentlemen of the jury, this complex thing opens simply like a box. You just need to be able to open it. Those who don't know how to do it disappear.
70. You are an interesting person! Everything is fine with you. It’s amazing, with such happiness - and in freedom!
71. B big world people are driven by the desire to benefit humanity. The small world is far from such lofty matters. Its inhabitants have one desire - to somehow live without feeling hungry.
72. Kitty, let us also be immortalized. Let's fill Mika's tanks. By the way, I also have chalk! By God, I’ll go ahead and write: “Kisa and Osya were here.”
73. Give me the sausage, give me the sausage, you fool! I will forgive everything!
74. An idea is a human thought, presented in a logical chess form.
75. - Well, uncle, are there any brides in your city?
- Whose bride is the mare?
- I have no more questions.
76. He loved and suffered. He loved money and suffered from its lack.
77. Life dictates its harsh laws to us.
79. Or maybe they’ll give you the key to the apartment where the money is?
80. Closer to the body, as Maupassant said!
81. A car, comrades, is not a luxury, but a means of transportation!
82. Secret alliance of sword and ploughshare! Complete secret of the organization!
83. I consider the evening of memories closed.
84. Well, you, a victim of abortion!
85. What money? I think you asked me about some money?
86. The ice has broken, gentlemen of the jury!
87. All smuggling is done in Odessa, on Malaya Arnautskaya Street.
88. Boy... Is he bad? Whoever says it's a girl, let him be the first to throw a stone at me!
89. I will command the parade!
90. - For what purpose is the fee charged?!
- For the purpose of repairing the failure.
- So as not to fail too much!
91. We are strangers at this celebration of life.
92. When they beat you, you will cry!
93. Rio de Janeiro is the crystal dream of my childhood: don’t touch it with your paws.
94. We will wear cambric foot wraps and eat Margot cream.
95. - I'm buying a plane! - the great schemer hastily said. - Wrap it in paper.
96. Fate plays with man, and man plays the trumpet.
97. Only an insurance policy can give a person complete peace of mind.
98. The investigation into the Koreiko case can consume a lot of time. How much - only God knows. And since there is no God, no one knows. Terrible situation.
99. You are not in church, you will not be deceived.
100. The hearing continues, gentlemen of the jury.
The ice has broken, gentlemen of the jury, the ice has broken.
Maybe I should give you another key to the apartment where the money is?
Ostap walked into a room that could only be furnished by a creature with the imagination of a woodpecker.
Is this your boy?
Boy, is it bad? Typical boy. Whoever says it's a girl, let him be the first to throw a stone at me!
The client must be accustomed to the idea that he will have to give money. He must be morally disarmed, his reactionary possessive instincts suppressed.
I'm certainly not a cherub. I don't have wings, but I respect the Criminal Code. This is my weakness.
This mental exercise seems to have exhausted you greatly. You are becoming stupid right before your eyes.
You need to show him some paper, otherwise he won't believe that you exist.
The financial abyss is the deepest of all abysses, you can fall into it all your life.
He loved and suffered. He loved money and suffered from its lack.
Being a beggar is not so bad, especially with a moderate education and a weak voice!
However, you can leave, but I warn you, we have long arms!... He stayed - the “long arms” made an unfavorable impression on him.
Ostap quickly snatched it from Panikovsky’s hands, saying:
- Don’t make a cult out of food.
After that he ate the cucumber himself.
Monsieur, it’s not mange pas sis jour. Goeben mir zi bitteetvas kopek auf dem stück ford. Give something to the former State Duma deputy.
Cold soft-boiled eggs are very tasteless food, and a good, cheerful person would never eat them.
Over the past year, serious disagreements have arisen between me and the Soviet authorities. She wants to build socialism, but I don’t want to. I'm bored of building socialism.
Don't knock your bald head on the parquet
You are not in church, you will not be deceived.
How much is opium for the people?
Life, gentlemen of the jury, is a complicated thing, but, gentlemen of the jury, this thing opens as simply as a box.
You just need to be able to open it. He who cannot open it disappears
I will command the parade!
Pedestrians must be loved. Pedestrians make up the majority of humanity. Moreover, the best part of it. Pedestrians created the world.
The gasoline is yours, the ideas are ours.
In our vast country, an ordinary car, intended, according to pedestrians, for the peaceful transportation of people and goods, has taken on the menacing shape of a fratricidal projectile.
The sunset was pure, naive, as if it had been painted by a provincial young lady long before the first, terrible thoughts about men came into her head.
If you see an American laughing, it doesn't mean he's funny. He laughs for the reason that an American should laugh.
You can be a sweet and smart boy, do well at school, do an excellent course in university sciences - and after several years of regularly visiting the cinema, turn into an idiot.
Rio de Janeiro is the crystal dream of my childhood, don’t touch it with your paws.
There is always that person who tries his best to be the last to speak.
He got so drunk that he could already perform various minor miracles.
Just don't shoot at the chandelier, it's unnecessary.
He courted a typist whose modest hips unleashed his poetic feelings.
You are a rather vulgar person, you love money more than necessary.
- Don’t you like money?
- I do not like.
- Why do you need sixty thousand?
- Out of principle!
Although we are not in Paris, you are welcome to our hut.
You are an interesting person! Everything is fine with you. It’s amazing, with such happiness - and in freedom!
After reading and laughing, you understand why the main character of “The Twelve Chairs” and “The Golden Calf” Ostap-Suleiman-Berta-Maria-Bender-Beit, aka the son of a Turkish citizen, became our favorite hero
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