Sketch of congratulations for the new year at school. New Year's miniature scenes for primary school children

See also funny poems about school for children. The advantages of our funny skits are that they do not require costumes, there is no need to memorize large texts (and the one who plays the role of a teacher can use a printout that can be inserted into a magazine), they need to be rehearsed for a short time. At the same time, these scenes are close to the students. They will be able to laugh at their mistakes, looking at themselves from the outside. Humor, jokes, funny scenes for children about school are well suited for KVN. Also check out School Humor.

1. Sketch "At Russian language lessons"

Teacher: Let's see how you learned your homework. Whoever answers first will receive a higher point.
Student Ivanov (raises his hand and shouts): Mary Ivanna, I will be the first, give me three at once!

Teacher: Your essay about a dog, Petrov, is word for word similar to Ivanov’s essay!
Student Petrov: Mary Ivanna, Ivanov and I live in the same yard, and there we have one dog for all of us!

Teacher: You, Sidorov, have a wonderful essay, but why isn’t it finished?
Student Sidorov: Because dad was urgently called to work!
Teacher: Koshkin, admit it, who wrote your essay?
Student Koshkin: I don’t know. I went to bed early.
Teacher: As for you, Klevtsov, let your grandfather come to see me tomorrow!
Student Klevtsov: Grandfather? Maybe dad?
Teacher: No, grandfather. I want to show him what gross mistakes his son makes when he writes an essay for you.

Teacher: What kind of word is “egg”, Sinichkin?
Student Sinichkin: None.
Teacher: Why?
Disciple Sinichkin: Because it is unknown who will hatch from it: a rooster or a chicken.

Teacher: Petushkov, determine the gender of the words: “chair”, “table”, “sock”, “stocking”.
Student Petushkov: “Table”, “chair” and “sock” are masculine, and “stocking” is feminine.
Teacher: Why?
Student Petushkov: Because only women wear stockings!

Teacher: Smirnov, go to the board, write down and analyze the sentence.
Student Smirnov comes to the blackboard.
The teacher dictates, and the student writes down: “Dad went to the garage.”
Teacher: Ready? We are listening to you.
Student Smirnov: Dad is the subject, gone is the predicate, to the garage is ... a preposition.

Teacher: Guys, who can come up with a sentence with homogeneous members?
Student Tyulkina raises her hand.
Teacher: Please, Tyulkina.
Student Tyulkina: There were no trees, no bushes, no grass in the forest.

Teacher: Sobakin, come up with a sentence with the numeral “three”.
Student Sobakin: My mother works at a KNITTING factory.

Teacher: Rubashkin, go to the board and write down the sentence.
Student Rubashkin goes to the blackboard.
The teacher dictates: The guys caught butterflies with nets.
Student Rubashkin writes: The guys caught butterflies with glasses.
Teacher: Rubashkin, why are you so inattentive?
Student Rubashkin: What?
Teacher: Where have you seen bespectacled butterflies?

Teacher: Meshkov, what part of speech is the word “dry”?
Student Meshkov stood up and remained silent for a long time.
Teacher: Well, think about it, Meshkov, what question does this word answer?
Student Meshkov: What kind? Dryish!

Teacher: Antonyms are words that are opposite in meaning. For example, fat - thin, cry - laugh, day - night. Petushkov, now give me your example.
Student Petushkov: Cat - dog.
Teacher: What does “cat - dog” have to do with it?
Student Petushkov: Well, how about that? They are opposites and often fight with each other.

Teacher: Sidorov, why do you eat apples in class?
Student Sidorov: It’s a pity to waste time during recess!
Teacher: Stop it now! By the way, why weren't you at school yesterday?
Disciple Sidorov: My older brother fell ill.
Teacher: What do you have to do with it?
Student Sidorov: And I rode his bike!
Teacher: Sidorov! My patience has run out! Don't come to school tomorrow without your father!
Student Sidorov: And the day after tomorrow?

Teacher: Sushkina, come up with a sentence with an appeal.
Student Sushkina: Mary Ivanna, call!

2. Sketch "Correct answer"

Teacher: Petrov, how much will it be: four divided by two?
Student: What should we divide, Mikhail Ivanovich?
Teacher: Well, let's say four apples.
Student: And between whom?
Teacher: Well, let it be between you and Sidorov.
Student: Then three for me and one for Sidorov.
Teacher: Why is this?
Student: Because Sidorov owes me one apple.
Teacher: Doesn’t he owe you a plum?
Student: No, I shouldn’t have plums.
Teacher: Well, how much will it be if four plums are divided by two?
Student: Four. And all to Sidorov.
Teacher: Why four?
Student: Because I don’t like plums.
Teacher: Wrong again.
Student: How many is correct?
Teacher: Now I’ll put the correct answer in your diary!
(I. Butman)

3. Sketch "Our cases"

Characters: teacher and student Petrov

Teacher: Petrov, go to the board and write down short story which I will dictate to you.
The student goes to the board and prepares to write.
Teacher (dictates): “Dad and mom scolded Vova for bad behavior. Vova was silent guiltily, and then promised to improve.”
A student writes from dictation on the board.
Teacher: Great! Underline all the nouns in your story.
The student emphasizes the words: “dad”, “mom”, “Vova”, “behaviour”, “Vova”, “promise”.
Teacher: Ready? Determine which cases these nouns are in. Understood?
Student: Yes!
Teacher: Start!
Student: “Dad and Mom.” Who? What? Parents. This means the case is genitive.
Scolded someone, what? Vova. “Vova” is a name. This means the case is nominative.
Scolded for what? For bad behavior. Apparently he did something. This means that “behavior” has the instrumental case.
Vova was silent guiltily. This means that here “Vova” has the accusative case.
Well, the “promise,” of course, is in the dative case, since Vova gave it!
That's all!
Teacher: Yes, the analysis turned out to be original! Bring me the diary, Petrov. I wonder what mark you would suggest you set for yourself?
Student: Which one? Of course, an A!
Teacher: So, an A? By the way, in what case did you name this word - “five”?
Student: In the prepositional form!
Teacher: In the prepositional form? Why?
Student: Well, I suggested it myself!
(according to L. Kaminsky)

4. Sketch "At mathematics lessons"

Characters: teacher and class students

Teacher: Petrov, you have difficulty counting to ten. I can’t imagine what you can become?
Student Petrov: Boxing judge, Mary Ivanna!

Teacher: Trushkin goes to the board to solve the problem.
Student Trushkin goes to the blackboard.
Teacher: Listen carefully to the statement of the problem. Dad bought 1 kilogram of sweets, and mom bought another 2 kilograms. How many...
Student Trushkin heads to the door.
Teacher: Trushkin, where are you going?!
Student Trushkin: I ran home, I have candy!

Teacher: Petrov, bring the diary here. I'll put your deuce in it yesterday.
Disciple Petrov: I don’t have it.
Teacher: Where is he?
Student Petrov: And I gave it to Vitka - to scare his parents!

Teacher: Vasechkin, if you have ten rubles and you ask your brother for another ten rubles, how much money will you have?
Student Vasechkin: Ten rubles.
Teacher: You just don’t know math!
Student Vasechkin: No, you don’t know my brother!

Teacher: Sidorov, please answer, what is three times seven?
Student Sidorov: Marya Ivanovna, I will answer your question only in the presence of my lawyer!

Teacher: Why, Ivanov, does your father always do your homework for you?
Student Ivanov: Mom doesn’t have free time!

Teacher: Now solve problem number 125 yourself.
The students get to work.
Teacher: Smirnov! Why are you copying from Terentyev?
Student Smirnov: No, Mary Ivanna, he’s copying from me, and I’m just checking to see if he did it correctly!

Teacher: Guys, who is Archimedes? Answer, Shcherbinina.
Student Shcherbinina: This is a mathematical Greek.

5. Sketch "At the lessons of natural history"

Characters: teacher and class students

Teacher: Who can name five wild animals?
Student Petrov holds out his hand.
Teacher: Answer, Petrov.
Student Petrov: Tiger, tigress and... three tiger cubs.

Teacher: What are dense forests? Answer, Kosichkina!
Student Kosichkina: These are the kind of forests in which... it’s good to doze off.

Teacher: Simakova, please name the parts of the flower.
Student Simakova: Petals, stem, pot.
Teacher: Ivanov, please answer us, what benefits do birds and animals bring to humans?
Disciple Ivanov: Birds peck mosquitoes, and cats catch mice for him.

Teacher: Petrov, what book about famous travelers did you read?
Student Petukhov: “Frog Traveler”

Teacher: Who can answer how the sea differs from the river? Please, Mishkin.
Disciple Mishkin: The river has two banks, and the sea has one.

Student Zaitsev reaches out his hand.
Teacher: What do you want, Zaitsev? Is there something you want to ask?
Disciple Zaitsev: Mary Ivanna, is it true that people descended from monkeys?
Teacher: True.
Disciple Zaitsev: That’s what I see: there are so few monkeys!

Teacher: Kozyavin, please answer, what is the life expectancy of a mouse?
Disciple Kozyavin: Well, Mary Ivanna, it depends entirely on the cat.

Teacher: Meshkov will go to the board and tell us about the crocodile.
Student Meshkov (coming to the board): The length of the crocodile from head to tail is five meters, and from tail to head is seven meters.
Teacher: Think about what you are saying! Is it possible?
Student Meshkov: It happens! For example, from Monday to Wednesday - two days, and from Wednesday to Monday - five!

Teacher: Khomyakov, answer, why do people need a nervous system?
Disciple Khomyakov: To be nervous.

Teacher: Why do you, Sinichkin, look at your watch every minute?
Student Sinichkin: Because I’m terribly worried that the bell might interrupt an amazingly interesting lesson.

Teacher: Guys, who can answer where the bird is flying with a straw in its beak?
Student Belkov raises his hand higher than everyone else.
Teacher: Try, Belkov.
Disciple Belkov: To the cocktail bar, Mary Ivanna.

Teacher: Teplyakova, what are the last teeth a person develops?
Student Teplyakova: Inserts, Mary Ivanna.

Teacher: Now I will ask you a very complex issue, for the correct answer I will immediately give you an A+. And the question is: “Why is European time ahead of American time?”
Student Klyushkin reaches out his hand.
Teacher: Answer, Klyushkin.
Student Klyushkin: Because America was discovered later!

6. Scene “Folder under the mouse”

Vovka: Listen, I’ll tell you a funny story. Yesterday I took the folder by the mouse and went to Uncle Yura, my mother ordered.
Andrey: Ha ha ha! It's really funny.
Vovka (surprised): What’s so funny? I haven't even started to tell you yet.
Andrey (laughing): A folder... under your arm! Well thought out. Yes, your folder won’t fit under your arm, he’s not a cat!
Vovka: Why “my folder”? The folder is dad's. You've forgotten how to speak correctly because of laughter, or what?
Andrey: (winking and tapping his forehead): Ah, I guessed it! Grandfather - under the arm! He himself speaks incorrectly, but he also teaches. Now it’s clear: dad’s folder is your grandfather Kolya! In general, it’s great that you came up with this - funny and with a riddle!
Vova (offended): What does my grandfather Kolya have to do with it? I wanted to tell you something completely different. I didn’t listen to the end, but you laugh and get in the way of talking. And he dragged my grandfather under his arm, what a storyteller he was! I'd rather go home than talk to you.
Andrey (to himself, left alone): And why was he offended? For what funny stories tell me if you can’t laugh?
(I. Semerenko)

7. Sketch "3=7 and 2=5"

Teacher: Well, Petrov? What should I do with you?
Petrov: What?
Teacher: You haven’t done anything all year, you haven’t taught anything. I don’t really know what to put on your report.
Petrov (looking sullenly at the floor): I, Ivan Ivanovich, scientific work was studying.
Teacher: What are you talking about? What kind?
Petrov: I decided that all our mathematics was wrong and... proved it!
Teacher: Well, how, Comrade Great Petrov, did you achieve this?
Petrov: Ah, what can I say, Ivan Ivanovich! It’s not my fault that Pythagoras was wrong and this... Archimedes!
Teacher: Archimedes?
Petrov: And he too, After all, they said that three is only equal to three.
Teacher: What else?
Petrov (solemnly): This is not true! I proved that three equals seven!
Teacher: How is that?
Petrov: But look: 15 -15 = 0. Right?
Teacher: That's right.
Petrov: 35 - 35 =0 - also true. So 15-15 = 35-35. Right?
Teacher: That's right.
Petrov: Let’s take the common factors: 3(5-5) = 7(5-5). Right?
Teacher: Exactly.
Petrov: Hehe! (5-5) = (5-5). This is also true!
Teacher: Yes.
Petrov: Then everything is upside down: 3 = 7!
Teacher: Yeah! So, Petrov, we survived.
Petrov: I didn’t want to, Ivan Ivanovich. But you can’t sin against science...
Teacher: I see. Look: 20-20 = 0. Right?
Petrov: Exactly!
Teacher: 8-8 = 0 - also true. Then 20-20 = 8-8. It is truth too?
Petrov: Exactly, Ivan Ivanovich, exactly.
Teacher: Let’s take out the common factors: 5(4-4) = 2(4-4). Right?
Petrov: Right!
Teacher: Then that’s it, Petrov, I’ll give you a “2”!
Petrov: For what, Ivan Ivanovich?
Teacher: Don’t be upset, Petrov, because if we divide both sides of the equality by (4-4), then 2=5. Is that what you did?
Petrov: Well, let's say.
Teacher: So I put “2”, who cares. A?
Petrov: No, it doesn’t matter, Ivan Ivanovich, “5” is better.
Teacher: Perhaps it’s better, Petrov, but until you prove this, you will have a D in a year, which, in your opinion, is equal to an A!
Guys, help Petrov.
(Newspaper "Primary School", "Mathematics", No. 24, 2002)

8. Sketch "Schoolboy and salesman"

Characters: a schoolboy and a store sales assistant

Sales consultant: What can I tell you?
Schoolboy: The years of the reign of Nicholas II?
Sales consultant: I don’t know.
Schoolboy: Okay... Pythagorean theorem?
Sales consultant: ... (shrugs)
Schoolboy: Photosynthesis?
Sales consultant: (sighing) I don’t know...
Schoolboy: Well, why are you bothering then with your “What can I tell you?”!!!
(KVN team from Ryazan)

9. Sketch "Schoolchildren at the Stadium"

Characters: schoolchildren and stadium informant

A group of young fans led by a leader loudly chants:
"SPARTAK IS A CHAMPION!" "SPARTAK IS A CHAMPION!"
Suddenly the voice of the stadium informant comes on:
Informant's voice: Attention young fans! (young fans stop chanting)
Your history teacher is at the match!
Young fans start chanting:
“SPA-RTAC IS A ROMAN SLAVE!” “SPA-RTAC IS A ROMAN SLAVE!”
(KVN team from Ryazan)

10. Sketch “Unnecessary words, or Cool Dnieper in cool weather”

Characters: a cultured adult and a modern schoolboy Vanya Sidorov

Hello, Vanya.
- Hello.
- Well, tell me, Vanya, how are you?
- Wow, things are going strong.
- I'm sorry, what?
- Cool, I say, just one wick froze this. Rolls towards the cage. Let me drive the bike, he says. He sat down and scratched. And here is the teacher. And let him show off. He opened his mitten. Yes, how it gets messy. Himself with a black eye. The teacher almost went crazy, and the bike booed. Laugh. Cool, right?
- Was there a horse there?
- Which horse?
- Well, the one who was laughing. Or I didn't understand anything.
- Well, didn’t you understand anything?
- Come on, let's start all over again.
- Well, let's. So, one wick...
- Without a candle?
- Without.
- What kind of wick is this?
- Well, one guy, a long one, rolled up to the sket...
-What did he ride up on, a bicycle?
- No, the skete had a bicycle.
- Which sket?
- Well, there's only one idiot. Yes, you know him, he walks around here with such a snob.
- With whom, with whom?
- Yes, not with whom, but with what, his nose is in the shape of a snob. Well, let me drive the bike, he says. He sat down and scratched.
- Did he have an itch?
- No, he sawed.
- Well, how did you saw it?
- What did you saw?
- Well, is it big?
- How?
- Well, this same schnobel?
- No, the cat had a snob. And the fuse got a black eye, a blast hit him in the head, and he began to wander around. He opened his mitten, and so he jerked.
- Why the mitten, did he get fussy in the winter?
- Yes, there was no winter there, there was a teacher there.
- Teacher, you mean.
- Well, yes, with a black eye, that is, with a great one, no, with coils. But it was the rolling of the bike that made the bike whoop.
- How did you whoop?
- And so, I’m covered. Into small pieces. Do you understand now?
- Understood. I realized that you don’t know the Russian language at all.
- I don’t know how!
- Can you imagine if everyone spoke like you, what would happen?
- What?
- Remember, at Gogol's. “Wonderful is the Dnieper in calm weather, when it rushes freely and smoothly through forests and mountains full waters its own, neither rustles nor thunders. You look and don’t know whether its majestic width is going or not” and further “A rare bird will fly to the middle of the Dnieper.”
- I remember.
- Now listen to how it sounds in your quirky language: “Cool Dnieper in cool weather, when, roaming and showing off, it saws its cool waves through the forests and mountains. "You don't know whether he's sawing or not. A rare bird with a snout will scratch all the way to the middle of the Dnieper. And if it finishes scratching, it will whoop and throw off its hooves." Do you like?
“I like it,” he said and ran, shouting: “Cool Dnieper in cool weather.”
(Lion Izmailov)

11. Young man in a nightclub

Characters: girl, young man, mother

A girl is sitting at the bar. A young man approaches her.

Young man: Hello, baby! Are you bored?
GIRL: Yes, there is a little.
YOUNG MAN: Shall we come with me? I will give you an unforgettable evening!
GIRL: Sounds like it. But my mother is waiting for me at home at 23-00.
YOUNG MAN: Is mom waiting? Give it up! What, are you 10 years old? Do you go on dates with your mom too? Ha!

Suddenly young man someone's hand confidently takes your ear. Everyone can see that this is the hand of an older woman.

YOUNG MAN: Mom? What are you doing here?
MOM: What are you doing here?
YOUNG MAN: Well, mom! I…
MOM: I don’t want to hear it! March home!
YOUNG MAN: (to the girl) Baby, I'll call you back!
MOM: Home!
(KVN team from Ryazan)

12. Radiologist's office

Characters: grandmother, boy, radiologist

Radiologist's office: X-ray machine, table, chair. A doctor is sitting at the table.
They come into the office a little boy and grandmother.

GRANDMOTHER (pointing to the boy). I've looked through everything and the glasses are nowhere to be found. I think he swallowed them. Just like your grandfather!
RADIOLOGIST (addresses the boy). Have you swallowed granny glasses?
The boy doesn't answer.
GRANDMOTHER. Partisan! Just like your grandfather!
RADIOLOGIST. Are you silent? But now we will enlighten you through and find out everything.
GRANDMOTHER (joyfully). Yep, gotcha! I wish I had something like this at home.
RADIOLOGIST (looks at the picture). Well, well, well... You know... not only does he have glasses here, he also has a wallet with money. I can’t say exactly, but somewhere around three hundred rubles.
GRANDMOTHER. This is not ours, we don’t need someone else’s. The main thing for me is to get glasses, I can’t watch TV without them.
RADIOLOGIST. We'll get it now.
The radiologist approaches the boy, lifts him by the legs and shakes him. Glasses and wallet fall out on the floor.
GRANDMOTHER (grabs her glasses). Thank you very much, doctor. I don’t even know how to thank you. Let me kiss you!
RADIOLOGIST (twists his wallet in his hands). No need. But if possible, I’ll keep the wallet as a souvenir.
GRANDMOTHER. This is not ours, not ours, we don’t need someone else’s.
Grandmother and grandson leave the office.
RADIOLOGIST (loudly). Next!
(A. Givargizov)

Characters:
Dad: Zmey Gorynych
Head teacher: Baba Yaga
Math teacher: Leshy
Geography teacher: Kikimora
Botany Teacher: Witch
Class teacher: Vodyanoy

SERPENT GORYNYCH (flies into the teacher’s room):
...Yes, I told him a hundred times!..
Well, what did he do again?

GOBBLE:
Multiplied the minus with the sine -
Got a minus one!

KIKIMORA:
Confused albinos
With albatross...

WITCH:
Throwing apricots...

KIKIMORA:
Blowing soap bubbles!..

GOBBLE:
On a bet
Swallowed the call!

KIKIMORA:
Yawned the whole lesson
And he infected everyone with yawning!

WATER:
But yesterday
Brought to class
Hippopotamus!!!

GOBBLE:
With this nasty boy
There is no sweetness!

BABA YAGA (unctuously):
Maybe give him poison?..
Or throw it to the wolves?
AM –
And there is no bad student!

KIKIMORA:
Don't get excited, dear Yaga.
In our age
Such measures are outdated.

GOBBLE:
A hundred years ago
We would have it
Certainly,
Ate...
But now
We have
Not many students
In reserve...

WATER:
Agree!
Let's not resort
To extreme measures.

WITCH:
Let's try to entice him
A good example.

SERPENT GORYNYCH (confused):
Mmmm... Less or more...
That is - more or less!..
And yet...

WITCH (interrupts):
A...
Understand!
Your example is not good...
But boy
Doesn't want to study at all!

BABA YAGA:
Oh, what a hassle there is with children!..

DRAGON:
Lock him in the closet - let him learn his lessons!
And if he doesn't stop yawning...

ALL IN CHORUS:
We'll turn it around
In chewing gum
And we will
SLOWLY
Chew!
(E. Lipatova)

14. Daily routine

Characters:

Schoolboy Vova
Schoolboy Petya

PETER:
- Do you, Vova, know what a regime is?

VOVA:
- Certainly! Regime... Regime is where I want, I jump there.

PETER:
- Wrong! A regime is a daily routine. Are you doing it?

VOVA:
- I even exceed it.

PETER:
- Like this?

VOVA:
- According to the schedule, I need to walk twice a day, but I walk four!

PETER:
- No, you are not exceeding it, but breaking it! Do you know what the daily routine should be?

VOVA:
- I know! Climb. Charger. Washing. Making the bed. Breakfast. School. Dinner. Walk. Prep. Walk.

PETER:
- Fine.

VOVA:
- And it can be even better.

PETER:
- How is this?

VOVA:
- Like this! Climb. Breakfast. Walk. Lunch. Walk. Dinner. Walk. Tea. Walk. Dinner. Walk. Dream.

PETER:
- Oh no. Under this regime, you will turn out to be lazy and ignorant.

VOVA:
- Will not work.

PETER:
- Why?

VOVA:
- Because with my grandmother we follow the entire regime.

PETER:
- How is it with your grandmother?

VOVA:
- Yes. I do half of it, and grandma does half of it. And together we get the whole regime.

PETER:
- I don't understand!

VOVA:
- Very simple. I do the lifting. The grandmother does the exercises. Washing - grandma. Making the bed - grandma. Breakfast is me. Walk - me. Preparing lessons - my grandmother and I. Walk - me. Lunch is me.

PETER:
- Aren’t you ashamed?! Now I understand why you are so undisciplined.

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15. About Pushkin

Two duelists stand opposite each other. One of them is Pushkin.

Second: Come together!

Pushkin and his opponent raise their pistols. They approach the barriers. Pushkin's opponent fires a shot. Pushkin lies wounded. The enemy approaches the wounded Pushkin.

Pushkin: For what?

Pushkin's opponent: Bastard! Because of you, I was left for the second year in literature!!!

16. School riddles

Characters: Schoolboy, his friend - Vovka Sidorov

SCHOOLBOY (addressing confidentially to the audience, pointing with his hand at a friend standing nearby):
And Vovka Sidorov from our class is such a slowpoke! I came across interesting riddles here about school affairs, and the answers should be in rhyme. Of course, I guessed everything right away, and then I decided to test Vovka’s intelligence.

SCHOOLBOY (to Vovka Sidorov):
Here, guess the riddle in rhyme: “The time between two bells is called...”

VOVKA SIDOROV (instantly):
Turn!

SCHOOLBOY:
Well, that’s right, “change” is appropriate, but the answer must be in rhyme!

VOVKA SIDOROV (offended):
Yeah, I said it myself, that’s right, and then you start...

SCHOOLBOY:
Okay, let me tell you another riddle, just think about it before you tell me the answer. “The athlete told us: Everyone go to the sports hall...”

VOVKA SIDOROV (shouts out):
Shop!

SCHOOLBOY:
Which store? For what? Where did you see him?

VOVKA SIDOROV:
What do you mean why? I need to buy new sneakers, otherwise the sole of mine is already falling behind on my left foot. And the sporting goods store is right opposite the school. You've seen him a hundred times too.

SCHOOLBOY (towards the hall):
Well, what can you prove to him here!

SCHOOLBOY (to Vovka Sidorov):
But can you guess this riddle in rhyme? “Schools are not simple buildings; in schools they receive...”

VOVKA SIDOROV:
On the head! Yesterday I almost didn’t touch Lenka Petrova’s bow, but she hit me on the head with a book, bam-bang.

SCHOOLBOY:
Listen to another riddle: “And today I got a grade again...”

VOVKA SIDOROV (shouting):
I got a C, C again in math.

SCHOOLBOY (addressing the audience in the hall):
Well, Vovka is slow-witted! What a slowpoke! Although... I look, his face is cunning and cunning. Maybe he was playing a trick on me? Today is April 1st!!!
(Leonid Medvedev)

17. About parents

A man in a clothing store dials a number on his cell phone.

Man: Hello, dear! ... Has our Bear done his homework? … Yes? What about his diary? Good, yes?! So, did he clean the room?! Crap! Have you eaten soup?! Nothing... I just went into the store, and there was a sale on belts!

New Year's holidays are the perfect time to communicate with children. Parents and children prepare together for the cherished date - decorate the house, decorate the Christmas tree. And if guests who also have children are expected on December 31 or January 1, this is a reason to prepare a skit to be shown at the New Year’s party. Learning and rehearsing the role will give the children great pleasure.

Many scenarios for the holidays suffer from the protractedness and complexity of preparation. It's better to learn several small scenes than one big one complicated story. They can be shown with breaks for games and competitions for guests.

The scenes below are suitable not only for home - you can use them when preparing a holiday at school or in kindergarten.

The best funny skits for children

Short funny skits will amuse both children and adults for the New Year 2019. Mini-performances will make the holiday fun and memorable.

Letter to Santa Claus

Daughter: “Mom, please buy me a 96-sheet notebook!”
Mom (surprised): “Why are you so fat?”
Daughter: “I will write a letter to Santa Claus, what gifts I want! So that everything fits exactly!”
Mom: “Just don’t forget to write to your grandfather about how you behaved this year!”
Daughter: “Well, if you write that it’s good, it will be a lie. And if you write that it’s bad, then I won’t see the gifts like my ears.” I’ll write this: “Dear Grandfather Frost! This year I have done a lot of quite original things!...”

Order for Santa Claus

Son: “Dad, I just sent a letter to Santa Claus!”
Father: “And what did you order for him, I wonder?”
Son: “Oh, just a little... Just a construction set, a machine gun and a laptop!”
Father: “These are all wonderful things, of course! But maybe you shouldn’t ask for a laptop? Otherwise it turns out to be a rather long list...”
Son: “Oh, why are you so worried? It’s not you who will buy gifts, but Santa Claus!”

How to receive a gift

Child: “Mom, are you glad that New Year is coming?”
Mom: “Well, of course, I’m glad!”
Child: “Will you receive a New Year’s gift from Santa Claus?”
Mom: “Santa Claus comes only to children! And my dad will probably buy me a gift.”
Child: “What would you like to get from him?”
Mom: “To be honest, mink coat! But I’m not sure that he will give it to me...”
Child: “Try to fall on the floor, scream and kick! It always works for me!”

About Vovochka

Teacher: “Vovochka, is it possible to treat your studies like that? Whatever the day, then a deuce! If this continues, your father will soon have gray hair.”
Vovochka: “Oh, this will be a great gift for him for the New Year! Otherwise he’s completely bald!”

Cool scenes for teenagers

Teenagers are able to learn large volumes of texts for role-playing. In the sketches for them, humor predominates, and “adult” realities are introduced.

Protection of Santa Claus

First guard: “Is Santa Claus there?”
Second guard: “Shh, let’s not name names, there might be a wiretap here. And in general, it sounds intolerant.”
First: “How should it be?”
Second: “Pensioner Low Temperature! He will come when the clock shows certain numbers!”
First: “But we don’t have a watch!”
Second: “We will be informed!”
First: “What is Baba Yaga? Didn't you put the heaters anywhere? Heat guns didn’t you arrange it?”
Second: “Everything is under control. Let’s keep the adversary at a distance.”
First: “She’s already middle-aged, but she’s still going there... Either she’ll dress up as the Snow Maiden, or as Barbie, or as Little Red Riding Hood. You have to keep your ears open here. It’s time to go around the territory, by the way.”
(The guards leave, after a while Baba Yaga jumps out)
Baba Yaga: “What, you didn’t expect it?! Did you think you could celebrate the New Year calmly?! And I came! Now I’ll catch your frostbitten grandfather and put him on the battery! Let him warm his old bones a little! And I’ll take the gifts for myself!”
(The guards run out and grab Baba Yaga by the arms. The song “Our service is both dangerous and difficult” plays)
First guard: “She made her way, so she parachuted from the stupa? Now we’ll put you under lock and key so that you don’t interfere with celebrating the holiday!”
Baba Yaga: “Boys, maybe it’s not necessary? Maybe we can come to an amicable agreement, huh? You will help me deal with my grandfather, and I will take you on my staff. Congratulations on your promotion!
Second guard: “You will negotiate with Koshchei the Immortal. He’s also been with us for a long time, on enhanced nutrition, by the way.”
Both guards: “Santa Claus’s security is incorruptible! Happy New Year, guys!
(Baba Yaga is taken off stage)

New Year's essay

Teacher (sitting at the table): “Holidays are holidays, but I have to work, check notebooks... So, the essay “What would I ask Santa Claus for the New Year.” It's interesting what they wrote here. Vovochka is our first..."
(The teacher opens the notebook, Vovochka comes on stage)
Vovochka: “I would ask Santa Claus to make sure that no essays need to be written next year!”
(Vovochka leaves)
Teacher: “Well, this is all clear, lazybones... Next notebook. Mashenka. Wait, why is a cosmetics catalog attached to the essay?”
(Opens the notebook, Mashenka comes on stage)
Mashenka: “I would ask Santa Claus for items No. 145, 146 and 172 for the New Year!”
(Mashenka leaves)
Teacher: “Brevity is the sister of talent, or what? Okay... Who's next? Egor!"
(Egor appears on stage)
Egor: “To ask Santa Claus for something, you need to write him a letter. Where can I get his personal email? You can’t do this without hacking the system...”
(Egor leaves in deep thought)
Teacher: “Everything is clear, the hacker is growing. Oh, I’m tired, I’ll probably check it later.”
(All the children run onto the stage)
In chorus: “Happy New Year, happy new happiness!”

Oligarch and his daughter

Oligarch: “Zlata, daughter, do you know what holiday happens at the end of December?”
Zlata: “Dad, I’m only 11 years old, why do I have to figure all this out? The calendar hangs in our house on the third floor in the fifth room - take the elevator and have a look.”
Oligarch: “Actually, we have already celebrated this holiday, guess for yourself.”
Zlata: “This is when we went to Hawaii?”
Oligarch: “No, it was your birthday. The fifth day of every month."
Zlata: “Oh, I remember the holiday when we rode in a tank?”
Oligarch: “No, we celebrated Victory Day.”
Zlata: “When did you fly on an airplane?”
Oligarch: “And this is Aviation Day!”
Zlata: “Okay, I give up!”
Oligarch: “New Year is coming soon! My favorite holiday!”
Zlata: “What’s special about it?”
Oligarch: “Well, on this day it’s customary to give gifts!”
Zlata: “No, what’s special?”
Oligarch: “And it’s not me who gives gifts!”
Zlata (surprised): “And who?”
Oligarch: “Santa Claus!”
Zlata: “Where is he on the Forbes list?”
Oligarch: “Not at all. Giving gifts is his job. And on this day everyone gets together, drinks, eats tangerines and shouts “Christmas tree, burn!”
Zlata: “Why burn it?”
Oligarch: “No, they don’t burn it! Lanterns and toys are hung on it. My hands are already itching. Let’s decorate the Christmas tree!”
Zlata: “Come on! Only half of the toys are for me!”
(Dad and daughter leave the stage)

Skits for the matinee

A matinee in kindergarten or junior school will be decorated with a small New Year-themed scene with the participation of several characters.

Movie about Santa Claus

The director reads the main text, children in costumes act out the performance. Characters can also be inanimate objects.

Director: “We’re making a movie about Santa Claus. Camera, motor, let's go! One day Grandfather harnessed his horse and went into the forest to cut down a Christmas tree. And what’s going on in the forest: the wind is rustling, the wolves are howling, the owl is hooting. A deer ran past and tapped its hooves. The hares jumped out into the clearing and drummed on the stump. They saw Grandfather with his horse and galloped away. He sat down on a tree stump and looked around. He sees a lot of Christmas trees around. I went up to one Christmas tree and touched it. No good. I looked at the other Christmas tree and didn’t like it either. Looks - the third one is just right. He swung an ax at her, and the Christmas tree begs..."
Christmas tree No. 3: “Grandfather, grandfather, don’t cut me down! I'm not good for kids. My leg is lame, the needles are falling off, the bark is all peeling off!”
Director: “Grandfather listened and went to another tree. I touched her. And the needles are strong, and the bark is intact, and the trunk is straight. Good for New Year! Lo and behold, I’ve already lost the ax somewhere! He decided to pull the tree up by the roots. And the Christmas tree tells him..."
Christmas tree No. 4: “Pull, pull, old man, you still won’t have enough strength.”
Director: “Grandfather began to drag the Christmas tree. Can't pull it out. The hares came running to help. They pull and pull - to no avail. They called the wolves. They pull and pull and it doesn’t work again. The wolves called the owl. Everyone began to pull out the Christmas tree. The Christmas tree resists, it doesn’t work. How the wind blows here! On the one hand it’s blowing - no way! On the other hand, there is a Christmas tree! It blew from the third side! Here they pulled out the Christmas tree! The grandfather was delighted, put the tree on the sleigh and went with it to the children to celebrate the New Year! The end of the film!"

Bored Christmas tree

The elegant Christmas tree stands with a sad look, sadly looking at the floor. The Leader arrives.

Presenter: “Hello, children! How smart you are today, how beautiful! Lovely to see! This is how we should celebrate the New Year! So, where is our Christmas tree? Where? Here she is! Oh, why are you, Yolochka, so sad? Let’s find out from her why she’s sad?”
Christmas tree: “I’m bored here with you! Here are my girlfriends - they are all standing around the city squares. There is music, and they are dressed luxuriously, and they have tons of gifts! What about me? Eh..."
Host: “What are you saying, Yolochka? We have a lot of fun here! Look how many girls and boys there are! They can do everything with us - they dance, sing songs, recite poems.”
Christmas tree: “Oh, I can’t believe it? Is it true that he can sing?”
Presenter: “Of course we can! Guys, shall we sing for the Christmas tree?
(Children sing a New Year's song)
Christmas tree: “Yes, that’s not bad! I already like it here. Maybe you can do something else?”
(Children show numbers, recite poems)
Christmas tree: “Well, now I see that it was not in vain that I ended up here! Do you have any gifts for me?”
(Children decorate the Christmas tree with tinsel and snowflakes cut out of paper)
Host: “Yolochka, do you still want to leave us and go to the square with your girlfriends?”
Christmas tree: “I want to stay with you! You are very cheerful and beautiful, you know how to celebrate a holiday.”
(Children dance around the Christmas tree)

New Year is approaching and you want to organize a fun holiday for the children? Decorate the room, dress up the New Year tree.

The doors and walls of the hall can be decorated using Christmas decorations and tinsel, which is attached so that it forms the contours of Christmas trees and snowmen.

You can hang holiday greetings in the hall on whatman paper or colored paper. Prepare a festive concert and stage New Year's skits for children for 2019.

In the first short nursery New Year's scene The Snow Maiden appears.

I am the Snow Maiden-snowflake,
I felt sad in the forest.
Songs, jokes and fun
I'm bringing it to you for the holiday.

It's good at our Christmas tree
Have fun and dance
We will be with you today
Celebrate the New Year together!

Then, in this fun New Year's skit for children, she says to the children:
- Guys, where is Santa Claus? He's been gone for a long time.

The phone rings. Snow Maiden:
- Hello! Hello, grandpa! Where are you now? Are you in the forest, sitting under a Christmas tree? Why in slippers? Where are your boots? Did Baba Yaga and Zmey Gorynych steal them? Don't worry, the guys and I will figure something out!

In the next children's New Year's scene, Baba Yaga appears, who says that she stole the felt boots because she liked them. She asks the children riddles. If the guys guess them, she will give the felt boots to Santa Claus.

- Moves his ears
Jumping under the bushes
Little gray coward.
His name is... (Bunny)

– Near the Christmas tree in every house
Children dance in a circle.
What is the name of this holiday?
Answer... (New Year)

However, Baba Yaga is in no hurry to fulfill her promise. First, the guys must recite poems to Zmey Gorynych, who also appears at the holiday. The children take turns reading New Year's poems, and the Serpent Gorynych takes off Baba Yaga's felt boots.

Baba Yaga:
- Will I be barefoot? I have arthritis and rheumatism.

Finally, in this short New Year's scene, Father Frost appears, giving Baba Yaga slippers and putting on felt boots. He lights the garlands on the Christmas tree:

- Light up with bright lights,
Green beauty,
Give the guys joy!
Count together: one, two, three! (The Christmas tree lights up.)

New Year's skits for children for 2019 conclude with the presentation of gifts, funny Games, competitions and dancing near the New Year tree.

Baba Yaga and the Serpent Gorynych watch the performance, and then thank the children and say that they will go to a fairyland to tell how much fun they had at the children's party.

Characters: Seryozha, Andrey, Valya, Katya, Irina Petrovna, Snezhinka (Snegurochka).

On stage there is a set depicting a classroom. Children are sitting at their desks: Seryozha, Andrey, Valentina and Katerina. The teacher dictates a dictation to the children:
- Winter came. Everything around seemed to have fallen asleep. Snow is swirling outside the window.
Seryozha looks out the window and says dreamily:
- Eh, it really is snowing outside. If only one snowflake would fly into our class, otherwise sit here, write dictations...
Valya:
- Why do you need a snowflake?
Seryozha:
- Well, why? Snowflakes - they are so beautiful, carved, as if magical...
The music of A. Vivaldi "Winter" is heard. Snowflake runs onto the stage and begins to dance. The children look at her in surprise, but the teacher does not notice her. Addressing the class, she says:
- Guys, now we’ll check our dictation with each other, and in the meantime I’ll write down the topic of the lesson in the journal.
Snowflake stops next to her and blows lightly on her. The teacher seems to freeze, sitting at the table with a pen in her hand.
The children look at all this with bewilderment. Kate:
- Who are you?
Snowflake:
- I am a magical snowflake. I fulfill your wishes.
Sergey:
- But we didn’t want to freeze the teacher. We just wanted to admire the snow!
Snowflake:
- Well, here I am in front of you! Admire!
She starts dancing again, but the children no longer wait for this dance to end.
Valya:
- Stop it! This is not the least bit beautiful or fun! Bring back our Irina Petrovna!
Snowflake:
- Are you sure?
Children in chorus:
- Yes!
Snowflake:
- Fine. I will fulfill your wish, but it will be the last. Because returning everything the way it was is not in the rules of wizards.
Seryozha:
- Well, let! I said it without thinking! We don't need any desires. Let everything return to its place. We will finish the dictation, wait for recess and go outside to play in the snow.
Snowflake:
- That’s the point, you do everything without thinking!
She spins around her axis and throws the Snow Maiden’s fur coat over herself.
Kate:
- Ah! Snow Maiden! That's how it goes!
Valya:
- Eh, how did we not guess? After all, New Year is coming soon. Probably, Santa Claus is already on his way to us with gifts. If we made wishes, they would come true. But Elena Petrovna cannot be left frozen...
Andrey:
- Yes, we can do without gifts! We need to help the teacher out! She has a family at home!
Snow Maiden:
- Well done, you guys, even though you can be frivolous. You know how to worry about others. For this, I will still make an exception for you and allow you to make a wish if you wish. Place your orders to Santa Claus, I will pass everything on to you!
Valya:
- Oh, great! Then I want a nice backpack!
Kate:
- And I want to ask Grandfather Frost for a handicraft kit!
Andrey:
- I would like to receive skates as a gift.
Seryozha:
- And I will ask that it snow all winter! I want to play enough snowballs!
Snow Maiden:
- Well, these desires can be fulfilled! I'm returning everything to its place, expect gifts!
To the same music, he runs away from the stage, spinning and dancing.
The teacher “comes to life”, gets up from her seat and announces:
- The lesson is over, guys.
Children:
- Hooray! Great! Goodbye!
Everyone leaves the stage.

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New Year's gift.

Characters:
Sveta, Natasha and Kostya are students;
Father Frost and Snow Maiden are fairy-tale characters.

Events take place in a classroom on New Year's Eve. The guys decorate the Christmas tree and talk.
Sveta:
- New Year is the most best holiday. Everyone can congratulate each other, exchange gifts and make wishes.
Natasha:
- Yes, but these wishes do not come true.
Kostya:
- Why don’t they come true?
Natasha:
- Well, have your wishes ever come true?
Kostya:
- More than once, many times!
Natasha:
- Well, what kind of desires are they, interesting to know?
Kostya:
- Well, for example, I wanted them to buy me a bicycle. Then I also wished for a soccer ball, and this year I will wish for an encyclopedia of weapons! I saw such a cool book in a bookstore.
Natasha:
- Ha, wishes for me too! Ball, bike, book! I wish for a magic wand every year. Somehow my wish doesn't come true.
Suddenly there is a roar and Father Frost and Snow Maiden enter the classroom.
Father Frost:
- Who wished for a magic wand here?
Natasha is scared:
- I...
Father Frost:
- So maybe you want my beard for yourself then?
Natasha:
- No, why do I need your beard, grandfather?
Snow Maiden:
- Well, of course! Do you want to get your grandfather's magic wand, but the responsibilities associated with it do not interest you? After all, this wand helps grandfather fulfill the wishes of children. He's all New Year's Eve he walks with her, carries a bag of gifts over his shoulders, and has a special power in his beard. The beard helps grandfather remember which of the children wished for which gifts.
Father Frost:
- When you want to get something, you must understand that this thing will need to be used correctly. Understand?
Sveta:
- Magic wand goes to those who want it only along with the worries that are associated with it. You can’t use it solely for your own whims!
Natasha sighs:
- Understand. Everyone should have a holiday, not just a few egoists.
Father Frost:
- Good girl! Because of your understanding, I will fulfill your wish right now! What would you like?
Natasha, thinking:
- Military encyclopedia for Kostya. He's dreaming!
Father Frost:
- It’s commendable that you ask for a friend. But I already prepared the encyclopedia for him anyway. What exactly do you want?
Natasha:
- And I don’t even know... I have everything! And give me, Grandfather Frost, snowfall!
Father Frost:
- It's always welcome. Here, look outside. The snow has already started!
Children all together:
- Hooray! Snow! We've been waiting for him!
Snow Maiden:
- Happy New Year!
Children:
- Thank you!
Everyone leaves.

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Baby animals and an angry wolf

Characters: hedgehog, little fox, little hare, Evil Wolf and Santa Claus.
A little fox, a hedgehog and a bunny are running and frolicking around the decorated Christmas tree. Suddenly an evil wolf appears. He carefully approaches the animals and says in an insinuating voice:
- Hello guys! Are you playing?
Hedgehog:
- Yes, we play tag!
Wolf:
- Do you know what holiday will be soon?
Little fox:
- We know, New Year!
Wolf:
- Do you know that on this holiday all children are treated to candy?
Bunny:
- Candy? Carrots?
Hedgehog:
- Pears?
Wolf:
- All sorts of things!
Little fox:
- Wow! Where are they?
Wolf:
- In my hole! Will you come with me for candy?
Bunny:
- But doesn’t Santa Claus give sweets to children?
Little fox:
- Last year Santa Claus gave us candy! We must call him!
The animals begin to call:
- Father Frost! Aw!
The wolf is hiding behind the tree. The sound of a stick is heard and Santa Claus appears.
- Call me, kids!
Animals:
- Yes, grandfather, that’s the name! We want sweets! And the wolf told us that they were in the hole!
Father Frost:
- Wolf? Oh, he's a liar! Where is he?
The wolf peeks out from behind the tree. Santa Claus notices him and threatens him. The wolf runs off the stage.
Father Frost:
- Don’t believe the villain, guys. He may pretend to be kind, but he has only one thing on his mind - to offend you! And candy can only be taken from relatives, friends and from me. New Year's holiday. I invite you to the Christmas tree! Will you come?
Animals in chorus:
- Yes, we'll come! And let's learn poetry!

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New Year's Turnip!

Characters: Presenter, grandfather, grandmother, granddaughter, Bug, cat, mouse.
Presenter: Once my grandfather decided to plant a Christmas tree in the garden; it’s expensive to buy at the market for the New Year! Grandfather planted a Christmas tree, it grew big and big! So grandfather thinks he needs to please the old woman, the holiday is just around the corner. You need to pull out the Christmas tree with its roots, transplant it into a bucket, bring it into the house and decorate it, and when the holidays are over, transplant it back into the garden so that next year don't buy either! The grandfather began to pull the Christmas tree, but he was getting old, his legs and arms hurt, his back hurt! There will be no surprise, the old man thinks, he will have to call his grandmother.
Grandfather: Grandma! Grandma! Come here!
Grandma comes out and grumbles: I got my Christmas tree, I’m late for the manicure and the spa. He stands behind his grandfather and reluctantly pulls. They pull and pull, but they cannot pull. I’ll have to call my granddaughter, there’s nothing to do.
Grandmother: Granddaughter, come here, I need help!
The granddaughter comes out and is indignant: What kind of tree? You’re stopping me from taking a selfie and posting it on Instagram! What a day?! Reluctantly follows the grandmother. They pull and pull, but they cannot pull. Without Bug!
Granddaughter: Bug, come to me!
Zhuchka runs out and says: I’m tired of you and your Christmas tree, I’m ordering chappy from the online store for the holiday, and you’re distracting me! She grabbed her granddaughter and pulled and pulled, but they couldn’t pull her out. We decided to call the cat.
The cat comes out with a dissatisfied look and says: “You have nothing to do, there are a dime a dozen of these trees at the market, and by the way, I just got my claws extended at the salon yesterday, I don’t want to spoil it!” Okay, don't be left behind. He stands behind the Bug and pulls and pulls, but they can’t pull him out.
Grandfather: We need to call the mouse, she just returned from a weightlifting competition yesterday! Mouse! Mouse!
The mouse comes out: It’s the right thing, the holiday is very soon! He stands behind the cat and pulls, pulls and pulls out the Christmas tree!
They transplanted it into a bucket, took it into the house and began to dress it up.
Host: The moral of this scene is:
Put everything aside!
Get ready for the holiday
quicker,
There is nothing more important than tradition!

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New Year's snowdrops

Characters: Stepdaughter, Stepmother, Daughter, Queen, Father Frost, Snow Maiden.
Music sounds, the Stepdaughter comes on stage with a basket of snowdrops.
Stepdaughter:
- Oh, what joy! How grateful I am to the moon brothers for helping me get snowdrops. Now my Stepmother will definitely leave me alone for the entire New Year!
Father Frost and Snow Maiden come out to meet the Stepdaughter.
Father Frost:
- Hello, girl! How did you end up here in the forest in such cold weather?
Stepdaughter:
- Hello, grandfather! I went to pick snowdrops. My stepmother sent me. She wanted to receive the reward promised by the Queen. But, fortunately, 12 months helped me, now all that remains is to take the flowers home and relax.
Snow Maiden with indignation:
- Grandfather, do you hear what injustice is happening! And this is on the eve of the New Year, the kindest holiday! This matter cannot be left like this.
Father Frost:
- What do you suggest, granddaughter?
Snow Maiden:
- We need to teach these greedy women a lesson!
Father Frost:
- How?
Snow Maiden:
- Let's put a spell on the snowdrops.
Santa Claus hits the ground with his staff and says:
- Let it be so! Become, snowdrops, subject only to the Stepdaughter.
Father Frost and the Snow Maiden leave the stage, and the Daughter and Stepmother appear in their place.
Daughter addressing Stepdaughter:
- Well, did you pick snowdrops?
Stepdaughter:
- Yes, a full basket.
Stepmother:
- That's great! Come here! Now we will have a whole basket of gold! Let's go, Daughter, to the palace for a reward.
All three leave the stage. The throne is brought onto the stage, the Queen comes out and sits on the throne. Stepmother and Stepdaughter enter:
- Your Majesty! We brought snowdrops.
Queen:
- Let's get them here.
He looks at the basket.
-Where are the snowdrops? There's only some water here!
Father Frost and Snow Maiden appear on the stage. Father Frost:
- Yes, queen, there is water in the basket, because snowdrops don’t grow in winter.
Daughter:
- But there were flowers here! We saw them with our own eyes!
Snow Maiden:
- For people like you, magical snowdrops appear only for a couple of moments, and then they melt. You won't see any gold, greedy women!
Santa Claus hits the ground with his staff, and the Stepdaughter appears on the stage.
Father Frost:
- Here, the only one who deserves flowers and gold!
Stepmother and Daughter in chorus:
- Forgive us!
Snow Maiden:
- Ask the poor girl for forgiveness.
Daughter:
- Sister, honey, I’m sorry!
Stepdaughter:
- Sister... No one has ever called me that before. Oh, how joyful that sounds. Of course I will forgive my sister. And I will share with her everything that I have.
Stepmother:
- My dear girl! Forgive me too! Only now, just before the New Year, I realized how wonderful you are! There is so much we need to learn from you. I would like to have at least a particle of your generosity.
Stepdaughter:
“There is no greater joy for me than to forgive you, mother!”
The stepmother hugs her stepdaughter with tears. The daughter hugs them both.
Snow Maiden:
- Here it is, the most precious of wealth - a family that accepts you with all your shortcomings. Wishes made on New Year's Day come true. May your mutual desire to live together and happily come true.
Stepdaughter:
-Thank you very much!
Queen:
- And what about me? I also made a wish!
She stomps her foot capriciously. Father Frost:
- Your wish came true the way you deserved it. you saw only a trace of real flowers.
Queen:
- And if I beautifully asked for my wish to be fulfilled, would it come true?
Snow Maiden:
- Don't doubt it, Your Majesty. It would come true very soon.
Queen:
- Then I would like to learn how to make wishes beautifully!
Father Frost:
- Will be done! Repeat after me, Your Majesty.
Queen:
- I'm ready.
Father Frost:

Queen:
- Please, dear guests, help yourself to the sweets from my table.
Everyone helps themselves. The Queen happily adds:
- And please sit down on my royal sofa!
Everyone sits down and thanks. Queen joyfully:
- Oh, how fun it is!
And suddenly he looks into the basket.
- Oh, snowdrops!
He takes out a small bouquet from the basket.
- What miracles!
Snow Maiden:
- Miracles - main feature approaching New Year. Congratulations to all of you!
Stepdaughter:
- Thank you. This is the best day of my life.
Stepmother, Daughter and Queen take turns adding:
- And in mine!
- And in mine!
- And in mine!
Father Frost:
- Happy New Year! Be happy always!
Stepdaughter:
- Thank you! We will definitely be happy!
Music sounds, everyone bows and leaves.

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Sketch for senior schoolchildren "Father Frost or Santa Claus"?

A scene for a school New Year's party. Characters:
- 6 students of grades 9 and 10 (Natasha, Angelina, Violetta, Stanislav, Gleb and Artyom);
- Father Frost;
- Santa Claus.
Music sounds, guys with tinsel, streamers and sparklers come on stage dancing.
Angelina:
- Hurray, finally the New Year!
Natasha:
- Hooray! You can have a great party!
Violet:
- And receive gifts from Santa Claus!
Gleb:
- From what other Santa Claus? Did you mean Santa Claus?
Violet:
- Not really! From Santa Claus! He’s from Europe, which means he can buy better gifts! I didn’t even write a letter to Santa Claus this year. I wrote to Santa!
Stanislav:
-Where did you write to him?
Angelina:
- I found the address on the Internet.
Gleb:
- Cool! And I, a fool, didn’t realize...
Here the music changes sharply (Vivaldi’s “Seasons” begins to play) and Santa Claus appears in front of the children.
Father Frost:
- Happy New Year!
Artyom (absently):
- Happy New Year, grandfather...
The rest of the guys are scared:
- And you, grandfather...
- Happy New Year...
- Happy New Year...
Angelina:
- Happy New...
Santa Claus appears immediately.
Santa:
- Happy New Year! (with accent) Happy New Goth! Who are you Vi-o-leta?
Violet:
- I'm Violet.
Santa:
- Mienya dlya tibya has a subjarak. Here he is.
Santa takes out a plush kitten from his bosom and hands it to her.
- Vi hatieli of the Armenian cat. I didn't understand. Here's a roast for you. This one is also catish.
Violet:
- Thank you. (addressing perplexed classmates and telling them so that Santa would not understand):
- I wanted an Armani coat.
Gleb, laughing:
- Difficulty in translation!
Santa Claus distributes gifts to the rest of the children:
- This is for you, Angelina. This is for you, Gleb. This is for you, Stanislav. Here you go, Artyom. And this is Natalia.
The guys are unpacking gifts.
Angelina:
- Wow! Handbag! How cool!
Gleb:
- Wow! Cool sweater!
Stanislav:
- Class! I have a fitness membership!
Artyom:
- Hooray! New gadget!
Natasha:
- My favorite perfume! Super!
Violet:
- Eh, I should have written to Santa Claus the old fashioned way. He never failed.
Addresses to Santa:
- Thank you, Santa Claus! You tried your best!
He nods his head and smiles. It is obvious that he did not understand anything.
Guys in chorus:
- Thank you, Santa Claus!
Thank you Santa!
Music is playing. Everyone happily sees off Father Frost and Santa Claus and leaves the stage dancing.

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A sketch about carrots and friendship

Characters: Santa Claus, hare, snowman, Christmas tree, schoolchildren.

Father Frost:
Greetings, guys!
Are you happy with Grandfather Frost?

Children answer: YES!

Father Frost:
On my own behalf I want to say,
I am incredibly glad to meet you!
But there is a difficult matter -
The bunny upset me here...

The hare jumps out:
Happy New Year,
I'm setting the table for the holiday,
I really love cooking
But suddenly the carrot disappeared...
What should I do without carrots?
How can I live in this world?

The hare is crying bitterly.

Father Frost:
I know who offended you
I'll tell you what I saw.
Can you hear me, little bunny?!
(The hare stops crying and listens carefully)
One boy was carrying carrots
And he carried the bucket in his hands,
He was making a snowman.
What is all this for?
Well, answer, children, together!

The children answer.

Father Frost:
You guys know everything!
Do you need to take away the carrot?

The snowman comes out and says:
I'll give you the carrot, okay
But I'll ask you guys,
And from Grandfather Frost:
Should I now stand without a nose?

Santa Claus (asks everyone anxiously):
What should we do, children, hare?
What should we do, who knows?

Children begin to answer what would be suitable for a snowman as a nose instead of a carrot - a cucumber, a potato, an icicle, .... cone.

When the children name the cone, the Christmas tree comes out and, showing off, says:
I have so many bumps
For girls and boys,
And for all the snowmen,
(addresses the snowman)
Are you ready to stand with a bump?
You will celebrate with the people,
Cones in the Happy New Year theme.

Snowman:
Exactly, a forest Christmas tree,
You are so elegant
You convinced me
I'll be New Year's Eve!

The Christmas tree hands the snowman a cone, he takes off the carrot and gives it to the bunny, puts the cone on his nose, everyone is happy and the holiday continues:

Father Frost:
Everyone is happy and everyone is happy,
This is what you need to do in life:
I'll give you some advice, guys.
And books will tell you about him:
We need to have patience
And go to reconciliation
Think positively, do,
Let everyone live together in the world as a whole!

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New Year symbol

Characters: puppy, foal, tiger cub, chicken and Santa Claus.

Guys dressed as animals appear on stage. Puppy:
- Bow-wow! Friends, I can smell it with my nose: some kind of holiday is ahead!
Tiger cub:
- R-r-r-r-r! I hear someone walking on three legs in the distance!
Foal:
- E-go-go! And I feel like it's getting colder!
Chick:
- Pee-pee-pee! What kind of things are these? Scary! (She cringes and hides behind the puppy’s back.) Puppy:
- Friends, I remembered! It's December now, right?
All the rest in unison:
- December.
Puppy:
- So, it’s New Year!
Tiger cub:
- Does it walk on three legs? St-r-r-r-r-anno...
Foal:
- Maybe his leg was knocked out and he's limping?
Chick:
- Lame New Year! Oh, what good can he bring!
Tiger cub:
- Whatever this New Year may be, I am ready to help him in everything so that he is good and strong! I will become his protector!
Puppy:
- I’m probably also ready to be a support for the coming year!
Foal:
- And I can carry him on my back! And then the lameness will not be scary for him!
Chick:
- Pee-pee-pee. And I... and I... and I... I can also help the New Year. In the summer I will drive mosquitoes away from him, and in the winter I will wake him up at dawn...

Here you can hear footsteps and the sound of a stick. Santa Claus comes onto the stage with a staff. Father Frost:
- Happy New Year, guys!
Animals in chorus:
- Father Frost! So this is not a lame New Year!
Puppy (disappointed):
- And he doesn’t need our help at all...
The animals lower their heads. Father Frost:
- Why are you so depressed? And why do you need a lame New Year?
Chick:
- We wanted to help him!
Father Frost:
- And you will help him! How would New Year be without you? Just not all at once, but one by one. For example, first a puppy. He will grow up, become an adult dog and turn into a real symbol of the year. And then he will give way to a tiger or a horse. So don’t be upset, but rather decide which of you will stand in line behind whom!
Chick:
- Hooray! Let's first have the puppy be the symbol of the New Year, and then we'll draw lots and decide who's next!
Animals (all together):
- Let's! Hooray! Happy New Year to all!
They bow and leave the stage.

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Fun from Grustilkin

Characters: Snowflake, Santa Claus, Mitya Veselkin and Vitya Grustilkin.
Mitya Veselkin and Vitya Grustilkin are standing on the stage.
Mitya:
- Hurray, New Year is coming! Round dances, Santa Claus, gifts!
Vitya:
- Eh, this New Year again... Stupid round dances, you need to learn a poem, and again, I suppose, they will give you some nonsense like a toy car as a gift. Boring!
Mitya:
- What would you like?
Vitya:
- I don’t know... Just to make it fun!
Here Santa Claus and Snowflake enter the stage. They smile and are in a good mood. They notice Vitya and ask:
- And you, Vitya Grustilkin, why are you so gloomy?
“I’m bored,” Vitya answers.
Snowflake circles around him, looking at him carefully.
- Hm strange. A boy is like a boy. New Year is just around the corner, there is snow - the whiteness blinds your eyes. Everyone is happy, but he...
Father Frost:
- But he just doesn’t know how to be happy. We need to teach him. Come on, Vitya, remember some song.
Vitya grumpily:
- I don’t know any songs.
Snowflake:
- And “A Christmas tree was born in the forest”?
Vitya:
- I do not remember.
Mitya:
- Let's sing together!
Music is playing. Everyone starts singing together. Vitya picks it up. A smile begins to play on his lips.
The snowflake spins and laughs:
- You see, Grustilkin, even you can have fun if you just want it.
Vitya:
- Yes, I really had fun!
Father Frost:
- What should I give you for the New Year?
Vitya:
- Grandfather, give me a lot Have a good mood! I don't want anything else!
Father Frost:
- This is please. Stay with us. Now we will begin songs, dances and competitions. You definitely won't get bored!

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Characters: Presenter, Snow Maiden, Grandfather, Baba, psychologist, Father Frost.
Host: Once upon a time there lived a grandfather and a woman. We lived well. What they didn’t have was a REDMOND multicooker and an INDESIT washing machine and a brand new PORSCHE foreign car. The only thing missing were au pairs.
Baba: It’s hard for me, grandpa, try to clean up our mansions, we need to hire a housekeeper.
Grandfather: Grandma, let us fashion you a house helper out of snow? There's a lot of snow outside, it's fresh!
Baba: You’re always up to something, well, it’s quicker to create something than to hire, until we choose the right one...
(They make the Snow Maiden)
Presenter: The Snow Maiden is good and sweet, but she just behaves strangely, screams, and sings incomprehensible songs.
Baba: Hey, what did you give her instead of brains?
Grandfather: Yes, some part from an old, disassembled computer.
(The Snow Maiden comes up, washes the window and screams)
Snow Maiden: Azino three axes, our game has begun!
Grandfather: Why shout like that? What kind of incomprehensible songs, some kind of Azino.
Grandma: And at night today I thought something strange, I was sleeping, and she screamed: Updates have started, don’t turn off the power!
And I tell her, what do you want to eat, what kind of food? And she told me: The updates are completed, you can start working!
What to do with it, maybe show a psychologist?
Grandfather: Well, let's go today!
They come to the psychologist’s office and knock on the door.
Psychologist: Yes, come in!
Everyone enters the office.
Grandma: Look, look at our strange singer.
The psychologist listened to the heart and walked around the Snow Maiden.
Psychologist: This is not an easy case, just a minute and he leaves the office.
Comes in with Santa Claus.
Santa Claus knocks his staff on the ground, puts the Snow Maiden's sheepskin coat on it, and takes out the same detail from the computer from his head.
Grandfather looks into the eyes of the Snow Maiden and begins to sing: Azino three axes, it has begun...
Snow Maiden: I don’t understand what language you sing in?!
All: Hurray, it worked!
Santa Claus: This is real New Year's magic! I wish you all to spend less time on computers, spend more time outside, sculpt from snow and always believe in New Year's miracle! Happy New Year! With new happiness!

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